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Who says Jennifer Lopez was hot? Come back here and tell me what you think about her when you read about the disgusting J.Lo.

They developed a new thing for shoe laces. And why not have that novelty demonstrated by Anna Kournikova. Or would you rather have Martina Navratilova explain the use of these?

World Stadiums is a database-related website about stadiums. It is an encyclopaedical collection of stadiums all over the world.

Our goal is to provide the most comprehensive online stadium resource with major stadiums containing pictures and info. We are working towards providing information on every significant stadium on Earth.

As we are in a continuous process of making World Stadiums qualitatively better by increasing the number of stadiums and stadium pictures, and by improving the lay-out and usability, we strongly believe in the growth and success of this website.

Some pretty amazing hi-res skydiving photographs in an easy to view slideshow format.

Once again someone is giving too much power to religion. What follows is something that is possible, but it has nothing to do with religion, it's only what mother nature can bring us. The student probably was the only one in his hometown who saw that BBC documentary about a vulcano plunging into see on the Canary Islands and made it look like it was something that was in the Koran?

A thorough analysis of the Koran reveals that the US will cease to exist in the year 2007, according to research published by Palestinian scholar Ziad Silwadi.

The study, which has caught the attention of millions of Muslims worldwide, is based on in-depth interpretations of various verses in the Koran. It predicts that the US will be hit by a tsunami larger than that which recently struck southeast Asia.

"The tsunami waves are a minor rehearsal in comparison with what awaits the US in 2007," the researcher concluded in his study. "The Holy Koran warns against the Omnipotent Allah's force. A great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans."

An American soldier girl is exposing herself for her boyfriend through her web cam in Iraq. But her boy friend decided to expose it on the interwebnet.

"I was out of town at the 8 motel and I just bought my first web camera!! nice combination.... this is my very first movie. Hoping for more.... "

Don't you think a Peugeot is a car made for sex movies? I don't, but this redhead girl thinks so. SO why not climb on the hood of that car and show the world what's on your mind and in your panties. That is....until the owner needs his car....

You may think it's easy to serve a good cup of coffe. But can you serve that coffee in style?

If you're spending long days at the office in hopes of a raise, you may want to consider going home early and jumping into the sack.

Increasing sex frequency from once a month to at least once a week provides as much happiness as a $50,000-a-year raise, according to a paper titled "Money, Sex and Happiness: An Empirical Study," submitted to the National Bureau of Economic Research, one of the leading organizations in its field.

Tsunami experts could not understand why Monday's forceful earthquake off Indonesia failed to produce massive waves similar to those generated by the Dec. 26 quake that killed at least 175,000 people in the same region.

A magnitude 8.7 quake shook Indonesia's west coast, killing hundreds of people and spreading panic that another devastating tsunami was on the way.

There was no tsunami, but a small wave was detected by a tide gauge on Cocos Island near Australia, about 1,500 miles south of the epicenter, according to the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center on Oahu.

I think the outside temperature in Taiwan must be pretty good. I think I know that because I see a girl walking outside in her underwear all day long. She seems to be known as Betel Nut Sales Girls of Taiwan whatever that is. But what does the sign in the last picture say?

I am really proud to show you guys this young student from England named Jasveen. And no this ain't no cheap advertising text when i say that's she's really one of the finest young women i have ever made a gallery of. This blonde girls simply got it all, the pictures say it all...

A woman calls 911 because a restaurant won't make her a burger.

Either avoid or be very careful when using Bebo.com. It is a service for storing your address book online for free. Of course you would have to question why they are offering such a service for free and wonder what they will do with your personal info. The reason why you have to be careful is that like SMS.ac, they ask for you Hotmail or Gmail email address and info.

I was just invited to sign up for them by a friend and after I had filled in my personal info they asked for my Gmail password. Luckily I didn't give it to them. Thankfully, Bebo don't seem to be as sneaky as SMS.ac and you can actually cancel your account.

So you think you're a music buff then? Well OK smart arse lets see just how clever you are can you spot the artist and album name from these covers?

Police force gets new car phones attached!

How blogs work?

Republican media adviser R. Gregory Stevens, who was found dead in the Beverly Hills, Calif., home of actress Carrie Fisher on Feb. 26, died of an overdose of cocaine and the painkiller OxyContin, according to the Los Angeles County coroner's office.

A spokeswoman at the coroner's office read to The Washington Times portions of the report, which was completed Friday.

"Cocaine and OxyContin," the spokeswoman said when asked by phone what was the cause of death. When asked specifically whether there was a drug overdose, she said "yes."

I guess the lady doesn't want to clean herself rel thourough. Why else would someone keep her clothes on in the shower? I don't get it. Aha...wait...a girl in the shower with her clothes still on is some kind of fetishism to some people?! Okay, go watch....

A convicted felon who posed as a lawyer and represented hundreds of clients has been sentenced to 12 years in prison.

Harold David Goldstein told the federal judge at his sentencing hearing Wednesday that he made sincere efforts to represent his clients despite his lack of a law license.

Goldstein, 59, told U.S. District Judge David Carter that he won 25 cases in the eight months that he operated a busy Newport Beach law practice.

Search for 'citroen logo' in Google Images. When you get the results, you'll know what I'm talking about!

Search for 'citroen logo' in Google Images. When you get the results, you'll know what I'm talking about!

This listing ranks cities by the visual impact of their skylines. It is drawn entirely from statistics in this website's database, and reflects only completed high-rise buildings as defined by the Emporis Data Committee. This calculation does not include TV towers, masts, bridges, or other structures.

About the formula: Each building is assigned points based on its floor count. The point total for each city is calculated automatically and displayed.

I'm sick of 100K jpegs of Matt Damon. I'm tired of Janet Jackson's face tiled onto backgrounds. I don't want to read about your "wish lists", and I don't care about your blurry concert photos.

I have a theory that it's not viruses or junk mail that's clogging the web, it's just the thousands and thousands of pathetic fans that visit these pathetic sites, downloading each Backstreet Boys pic one-by-one.

Every few weeks, we give out awards to the most excessive, embarrassing fan sites on the web ... and there are a lot of them.

Smokers, breathe easy (if you still can) — technology has finally solved the pressing problem of not being able to light up on a windy day. Israeli company Gashbam Enterprises has invented a self-lighting cigarette — which also solves the problem of forgetting your lighter or using the last match.

Whose 'butt' is it anyway?

I got 12!

Imagination of porn scripts makers is not limited. As Madonna said, they always are looking for excuses for the characters of their films can start to fuck. And this is no exception. It's so damn stupid, that it is nothing but funny. Now what can lead to sex when you're on a tennis court?

Lesbian Linux Sex Positions will helping you to optimally configure your love life.

Linux has given rise to many permutations and variations. Lesbian sexuality is one way of expressing the variety and freewheeling spirit of this OS. All of these positions require two women, and some utilize a strap-on dildo and harness.

Dell Computer has reached agreement with 31 workers at its Nashville factory who left the firm after a disagreement over evening prayers.

The group of workers, mostly from Somalia, left the firm after disagreements about sunset prayers. Muslims are required to pray five times a day. Timing of prayer can be flexible, except for sunset prayers which must be heard within half an hour of sunset. The workers were employed through employment agency Spherion.

Believe me, this thing is sooo fast, it'll take your clothes right off.....

I dare you to take off your clothes, put on your bathing suit and step inside the ring for some rounds of this new sport called Bikini Brawl.

A Kennewick woman who lost her cell phone Saturday night called her number on the off-chance someone had found it and would answer.

Thirty-three year old Jason Dawson picked up and told her if she wanted it back, she'd have to pay him $50 bucks. He threatened to publish explicit photos from her phone's camera if she did not pay him.

The woman arranged to meet Dawson for the exchange, then she called the police.

Coventry's most famous woman is to get the Chaplin treatment.

Kiera Chaplin, 22, granddaughter of iconic actor Charlie, is hoping to forge a film career of her own, with the help of the title role in the first movie about Lady Godiva since the 1960s.



Shooting for Lady Godiva: Back in the Saddle - described by co-producer Dennis Timothy as "a romp in the Full Monty tradition" - is due to start in the summer, with the picture scheduled for release in 2006.

Some of the planned filming locations include Coventry's Memorial Park, the city hall and Warwick Castle.

Thirty-minute delivery: the unspoken, but sought-after standard in the pizza business. Scott Matthew claims his company, Super Fast Pizza, can go from phone call to front porch in half that time.

How?

His drivers take orders and cook pizzas while on the road in $60,000 mobile kitchens.

Sound crazy?

It’s not. And the concept is in high gear in Fond du Lac, Wis.

It's time someone took on one of the biggest institues in the world. Desiree Goodwin is here to show the world, and specifically Harvard, that she is not just another pretty face. Will she succeed?

Desiree Goodwin thought she had the perfect resume to succeed at Harvard, working in the largest academic library system in the world.

Goodwin had a master's degree in English literature, a second master's in library science, seven years of experience working in the library of Boston College, and another nine years as an assistant librarian at Harvard.

But Goodwin found herself rejected each time she applied for a promotion at Harvard. She claims in a lawsuit that the Ivy League university has been discriminating against her because she's black and is perceived as merely a ``pretty girl'' whose attire is too ``sexy.''



As a jury was chosen Monday to decide her lawsuit, Goodwin said she still does not understand why she has never been promoted at Harvard, despite her advanced degrees, positive job performance reviews and years of experience.

She said she's been rejected for 16 jobs at Harvard since 1999, when she completed her master's degree in library science after attending night classes at Simmons College for 4 years.

An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can’t claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep.

Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a “calculated, profound personal betrayal” after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.

“She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”

She thought something was amiss when the doctor told her to strip naked -- she only had a painful chest. Still, her physician was one of the most famous in Japan, so she assumed he knew what he was doing.

She even went along when he told her to get on all fours and crawl. And she still didn't complain when the doctor pulled out a digital camera and began taking photos. But she knew something was really wrong when she wasn't charged for the examination.

The history we are taught usually features the lives and times of the great and the good, of the haves and not the have-nots. But the famous aristocrats and monarchs could not have existed without the battalions of minions who performed the tasks that were beneath their masters.

In this website, we take you on a journey through 2,000 years of history and the worst jobs of each era.

After hours weeks and months of research, analysis, organizing, and consultation, The Inner Monologue is proud to present The 100 Worst Songs of the Last Fifteen Years.

The Rules:

1. No Country
Why: If you hate country, every country song belongs on the list.
2. No Athletes
Why: Because Shaq had four albums. That's half the list.
3. No Boy Bands
Why: See Rule #1 and substitute "country" for "Backstreet Boys".
4. No Remixes
Why: There's a bad remix to every song ever made. We're going with originals.
5. No Cover Songs
Why: Every remake is bad. Every. Remake. Is. Bad.
6. No More Than One (1) Song Per Artist
Why: See Rule #1 and substitute "country" for "50 Cent".

Prince Andrew's female bodyguard has been caught having sex on film at Britain's biggest VIP orgy.

Firearms cop Sarah Cox was snapped romping at the sex party alongside 300 other depraved swingers.

After tearing off her clothes, WPC Cox - who also guards PM Tony Blair at Chequers - and her cop boyfriend plunged into the orgy on a 20ft by 14 ft steel-reinforced bed.

Fever Club orgy bosses put Cox, 26, and PC Bernard Bourdillon, 36, in charge of security at the £150-a- couple party in a £15million London mansion.

But the police couple are regular swingers too - and as the night wore on THEY threw off their clothes and joined the throng of writhing bodies.

Honda displayed a Civic Si concept in Chicago, calling it a “strong indication of the styling and performance direction for an all-new production Civic Si” that will make its real-world debut at SEMA in November.



A sneak peek of the sixth-generation Si, the concept features the latest generation of “intelligent” I-VTEC technology, as well as a 200-horsepower, 16-valve DOHC engine mated to a close-ratio six-speed manual transmission. A helical-type limited-slip differential helps improve launch traction and cornering performance, and 18-inch cast-aluminum wheels wrapped in 225/40R18 tires and four-wheel disc brakes with cross-drilled rotors and four-piston Brembo calipers improve handling.

Now that's what I call one serious geek!

How did a Jewish prophet come to be seen as the Christian savior? The epic story of the empty tomb, the early battles and the making of a great faith.

The story, it seemed, was over. Convicted of sedition, condemned to death by crucifixion, nailed to a cross on a hill called Golgotha, Jesus of Nazareth had endured all that he could. According to Mark, the earliest Gospel, Jesus, suffering and approaching the end, repeated a verse of the 22nd Psalm, a passage familiar to first-century Jewish ears: "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" There was a final, wordless cry. And then silence.

Why have you forsaken me? From the Gospel accounts, it was a question for which Jesus' disciples had no ready answer. In the chaos of the arrest and Crucifixion, the early followers had scattered. They had expected victory, not defeat, in this Jerusalem spring. If Jesus were, as they believed, the Jewish Messiah, then his great achievement would be the inauguration of the Kingdom of God on earth, an age marked by the elimination of evil, the dispensation of justice, the restoration of Israel and the general resurrection of the dead.

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And so begins the story of Christianity—with confusion, not with clarity; with mystery, not with certainty. According to Luke's Gospel, the disciples at first treated the women's report of the empty tomb as "an idle tale, and ... did not believe them"; the Gospel of John says that Jesus' followers "as yet ... did not know ... that he must rise from the dead."


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Consumer Awareness: Bulletin On Cellular Tariffs as on March 17, 2005

The old days were perfect... the entire world was in black and white and color wasn't invented yet. Let's remenisce with Veronica Zemanova...

Game: What's her bra size?

Why pay for shitty quality live bootleg recordings? Why do that when you can download them for free?

What would the world be like if all webcams had to be destroyed? What was the world like before webcams were invented?

If the gym seems like too much effort and plastic surgery does not appeal, help is at hand: a Japanese company is marketing a breast-enhancing chewing gum.

Despite the price — about £10 for a pot of 200 pink tablets — Bust-Up gum has been an instant hit with Tokyo women.The company that makes it has received thousands of orders and plans to start selling the gum from convenience stores.

As well as claiming that its product offers women astonishing lifting powers, the scientists at B2Up say that the rose- flavoured gum, when chewed three or four times a day, will also fight ageing, improve circulation and reduce stress.

She is sexy and successful: Xenia Seeberg (32) is one of the few German moviestars, better known abroad than in her own country. Her TV-series run in about 120 countries, from the USA to Russia. After many years in America she finally returns to Germany, all because of love. And for a nice photoshoot. Here the Xenia Seeberg Playboy pictures from the April edition of 2005.

The world's first purpose-built hydrogen-powered bike could be fitted with an artificial "vroom" because of worries its silence might be dangerous.
A prototype of the motorbike, which could cost more than $8,300 (£4,500), was unveiled in London on Tuesday.

The problem with the "fuel cell" bike, which produces no polluting emissions, is that it is too quiet.

In pictures: Japan Expo 2005

Law enforcement officers are searching tonight for a man who escaped from jail just hours before his release time.

Larry Dewayne Colvin, 31, escaped from the Buncombe Correctional Center, a minimum custody state facility in Woodfin, about 8 a.m. today, said Clifford Johnson, superintendent of the Buncombe Correctional Center.

Colvin was transferred from Dan River Work Farm in Yanceyville Tuesday evening, Johnson said. He had been serving a four-month sentence on two misdemeanor charges.

She proved to be a woman worth dying for. Literally. Eager not to disappoint his girlfriend who was desperate for sex, mafia don Pappu Tewari walked straight into a deadly encounter with Lucknow police.

It is learnt that sometime back Pappu fell in love with a girl. She belonged to a respectable family and was living in Alambagh area under Alambagh police station. Pappu apparently lied about his background and introduced himself as a builder from Gorukhpur.

The gangster started coming to Lucknow frequently and bought expensive gifts for his girlfriend. Pappu's idyllic romance however didn't last. Suspecting a police plot to kill him in an encounter, the mob boss thought it prudent to keep his distance.

Despite his resolve, Pappu was eventually forced to return to Lucknow by his girlfriend's insatiable appetite for sex. Having convinced her it wasn't immoral for an unmarried woman to have physical relations, he could not say no when she summoned him.

How many possible ways are there to lace an average shoe? This simple question, when answered with mathematics, results in some surprisingly big numbers - on an average shoe with six pairs of eyelets, there are 1,961,990,553,600 ways to feed a shoelace though those 12 eyelets.

That's almost 2 TRILLION possibilities!

A top Catholic cardinal has blasted "The Da Vinci Code" as a "gross and absurd" distortion of history and said Catholic bookstores should take the bestseller off their shelves because it is full of "cheap lies."

Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, in an interview with the Milan newspaper Il Giornale, became the highest ranking Italian Churchman to speak out against the book, an international blockbuster that has sold millions of copies.

"(It) aims to discredit the Church and its history through gross and absurd manipulations," Bertone, the archbishop of the northern Italian city of Genoa and a close friend of Pope John Paul told the paper in its Monday edition.

When behind the wheel, Iranian women have to put up with all sorts of verbal abuse from the testosterone-charged types that dominate the Islamic republic's highways -- such as being told to tend to a washing machine rather than a car.

But Iran's women drivers, most of whom are clearly ill at ease navigating the anarchic road network, now have a national idol: a young woman nicknamed 'Little Schumacher'.



Laleh Seddigh, 28, is fast emerging as one of Iran's foremost race car drivers, leaving the best of the men racers behind in her saloon car.

Nike is moving into different sports all the time. Now they're into rugby. Very cool commercial!

When names were being put forward for the bridge which will lead to England's all new Wembley Stadium, 1966 World Cup heroes such as Geoff Hurst and Bobby Charlton surfaced.

The London Development Agency thought it would be a good idea to run an online competition to find out what fans wanted the bridge to be called, but hundreds of Germans have registered for it to be called 'The Dietmar Hamann bridge'.

Liverpool midfielder Hamann scored the final goal at Wembley in Germany's 1-0 win over England during a World Cup qualifier back in October 2000.

My goal is to be the best damned Pope there ever was. I want to bring the “fun,” “mental,” and “dog” back to fundamentalist dogma. I want everyone to see that there’s more to Catholicism than firing a heretic out of a canonization. I want to make Vaticant City the biggest non-stop 24/7 party scene on God’s glorious and most excellent earth. I want to convert the heathens and pagans – or at least dance naked with them. I want to spread God’s word like I spread Hellmann’s Mayonnaise on Wonder Bread. I want to wear the hat and funky robes. And much like the lyrics from that old Cheap Trick song, “I want you to want me.”

Oh, and I’m also currently unemployed and could use the work.

Will Smith claims he was forbidden from kissing Cameron Diaz on screen because of American racism.

The actor said Hollywood panders to the nation's problem of seeing a black man and white woman getting intimate and stopped the co-stars kissing in new movie 'Hitch'.

To avoid controversy, Smith says he smooched Latin beauty Eva Mendes instead. The 36-year-old 'Men in Black' star said: "How are you not going to consider Cameron Diaz?

Would it have been great if Cameron knew about this and kissed Will instead?

Sharon Stone whips off her top and seems to land a new fella — just hours after a furious bust-up with her lover Eason Jordan.

The Basic Instinct actress pointed her best assets at the mystery man while Eason was still waiting for a flight home after storming out on their beach holiday.



Sharon remained on the paradise Pacific isle of Bora Bora with the hunk, called Francois.

He took her on a private cruise then spent time with her on a beach. It looked like she was praying for attention as she sat in the water.

A Japanese professor claims his country has the shape of its women's pubic hair to thank for its place on the world stage.

Professor Asaki Geino has published a thesis where he argues that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.

He says the pubic hair of Japanese women is of the type belonging to those who are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. The professor's thesis classifies women into five types, with most Japanese women having pubic hair like an "inverted triangle".

A Portuguese student who removed the licence plates of his car to have them straightened returned to find police had blown up the vehicle because they feared it contained a bomb, a newspaper reports.

Police in the southern city of Evora, located 150 kilometres south-east of Lisbon, said they were called in Thursday after a local resident reported they saw a man quickly walk away from the car after removing both sets of licence plates, daily 24Horas said.

Swiss Rocket Bike

We're not talking about millionaires, we're talking about billionairs. That's what you need to be to be listed on the list of the world's richest people.

WalMart founder's wife, two sons and one daughter all on the list! That's probably the richest family in the world then!

Having trouble finding Mr or Mrs Right? Always in debt? Massive overdraft?

Welcome to Marry an Ugly Millionaire - the dating agency created for people like you. We provide a unique dating and marriage service. A service that you will not find elsewhere on the internet. For we are about to solve both your financial problems and your relationship problems with just a few clicks of the mouse!

Swedish home furnishings giant IKEA is promising to depict more women in its instruction manuals after Norway's prime minister accused it of showing only men assembling furniture.

"IKEA will now review its instructions leaflets to get a more even balance between men and women," IKEA said in a statement on Thursday. The privately owned group has 208 stores in 32 countries.

IKEA said it already used pictures of women in its leaflets alongside men and cartoon figures whose sex is left unclear.

"There are more men than women," spokeswoman Camilla Lindemann said. "We don't know the exact balance."

Swedish home furnishings giant IKEA is promising to depict more women in its instruction manuals after Norway's prime minister accused it of showing only men assembling furniture.

"IKEA will now review its instructions leaflets to get a more even balance between men and women," IKEA said in a statement on Thursday. The privately owned group has 208 stores in 32 countries.

IKEA said it already used pictures of women in its leaflets alongside men and cartoon figures whose sex is left unclear.

"There are more men than women," spokeswoman Camilla Lindemann said. "We don't know the exact balance."

Swedish home furnishings giant IKEA is promising to depict more women in its instruction manuals after Norway's prime minister accused it of showing only men assembling furniture.

"IKEA will now review its instructions leaflets to get a more even balance between men and women," IKEA said in a statement on Thursday. The privately owned group has 208 stores in 32 countries.

IKEA said it already used pictures of women in its leaflets alongside men and cartoon figures whose sex is left unclear.

"There are more men than women," spokeswoman Camilla Lindemann said. "We don't know the exact balance."

Swedish home furnishings giant IKEA is promising to depict more women in its instruction manuals after Norway's prime minister accused it of showing only men assembling furniture.

"IKEA will now review its instructions leaflets to get a more even balance between men and women," IKEA said in a statement on Thursday. The privately owned group has 208 stores in 32 countries.

IKEA said it already used pictures of women in its leaflets alongside men and cartoon figures whose sex is left unclear.

"There are more men than women," spokeswoman Camilla Lindemann said. "We don't know the exact balance."

Swedish home furnishings giant IKEA is promising to depict more women in its instruction manuals after Norway's prime minister accused it of showing only men assembling furniture.

"IKEA will now review its instructions leaflets to get a more even balance between men and women," IKEA said in a statement on Thursday. The privately owned group has 208 stores in 32 countries.

IKEA said it already used pictures of women in its leaflets alongside men and cartoon figures whose sex is left unclear.

"There are more men than women," spokeswoman Camilla Lindemann said. "We don't know the exact balance."

Swedish home furnishings giant IKEA is promising to depict more women in its instruction manuals after Norway's prime minister accused it of showing only men assembling furniture.

"IKEA will now review its instructions leaflets to get a more even balance between men and women," IKEA said in a statement on Thursday. The privately owned group has 208 stores in 32 countries.

IKEA said it already used pictures of women in its leaflets alongside men and cartoon figures whose sex is left unclear.

"There are more men than women," spokeswoman Camilla Lindemann said. "We don't know the exact balance."

What if you had worked hard to design a Web page, carefully placing links just where you wanted them and carefully selecting the Web destinations to which those links led? And then, what if a company with great power on the Web started adding its own links to your page, drawing visitors away from your page to other sites of its own choosing?

You might be more than a little upset. You might wonder what gives any third party the right to edit or alter your Web page without your knowledge or permission.

Yet that's exactly what Google, the powerful search-engine company, is doing. A new feature of the company's popular Google Toolbar for the Internet Explorer browser actually adds links right into the body of any Web page. The links lead to Google's own map site or to other sites Google selects.

Jennifer Lopez is proudly displaying a nude portrait of herself in her home - which shows off her famous butt. The sexy star is reportedly thrilled with the oil painting, which was created by husband Marc Anthony, and has hung it up in the couple's Los Angeles mansion.

In the portrait, J.Lo is depicted naked from behind displaying her curvaceous bottom and womanly curves. A source said: "It depicts Jennifer from behind. It's very artistic and tasteful." Meanwhile, Lopez has quashed rumours she is pregnant by baring her stomach on TV.

Holzkontor is the result of several years of research in the field of luxury design hardwood PC peripherals.

Even though some other companies do offer similar looking products, Holzkontors' exclusive wood peripherals absolutely differ in one aspect ... all products are made from one piece of solid wood and not wood veneer.

Holzkontors' is proud to offer this exclusive range of Keyboards and Mice.

Are you feeling okay today? How will you feel tomorrow? Or on your birthday? Check it out with the BioRhythm Chart.

Had this thing on my PDA ever since I got the Palm Tungten T3. Now I've found the online version as well.

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation."

"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."

The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.

"What was that for?" he complained.

"Your dog called last night."

Magic Slate

thanks to Amina

He is the most high profile Parliamentarian of Altaf Hussain’s Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM) and is also projecting himself as Altaf Bhai’s successor, should something happen to the MQM leader in London.

He is the blue-eyed boy of General Pervez Musharraf as the General telephones him after hearing his dramatic preachings on the TV. He is the most versatile preacher of Islamic values and morals on home TV screens round the clock. He is a prolific speaker and a successful fund-raiser for charities. He is a junior Minister for Religious Affairs in the huge cabinet of Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz.

But in addition to all these qualifications, young, dapper and the stylish member of the National Assembly from Karachi, "Dr." Aamir Liaquat Hussain, is a fake and a fraud.

In a stunning investigation by Karachi Urdu Daily “Ummat” it has been documented and proved that Dr Aamir purchased fake University degrees to contest the 2002 general election, forced the Karachi University officials to authenticate these degrees in a single day and prevented any investigations by the newspaper to dig deep into the unavailable records at the University.

The newspaper, however, persisted with the three-month long probe and was able to obtain the copies of the “University” degrees Dr Aamir used to make himself eligible to contest the election for a National Assembly seat on the MQM ticket from Karachi. He won because of the party ticket and when MQM joined the Musharraf coalition, he was made a junior Minister of Religious Affairs in the cabinet.

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Dr Aamir bought his “Bachelor of Arts in Islamic Studies” degree (Serial No: P-2002227 Dated March 17, 1995), got his “Master of Arts in Islamic Studies” degree (No: P-2002341 Dated March 15, 2002) and his “Doctor of Philosophy in Islamic Studies” degree (No: P-2002528 Dated April 5, 2002). In what may be a world record worthy of the Guinness Book of Records. He got his Doctorate in just three weeks after his Master's degree, if the documents are to be believed.

Daily Ummat contacted the Karachi University authorities to find out how these web site Email degrees were authenticated in a single day, in writing, by the then Registrar of Karachi University, Prof. NM Aqil Burney. The Registrar received the application from Dr Aamir on August 24, 2002, days before filing of his nomination papers for the NA election and authenticated his degrees though this letter No PA/2002 Dated August 24, 2002. Click to View the Registrar’s letter of authentication.


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Wimbledon :: Centre Court

Have you seen the movie Barbwire with Pamela Anderson? Probably not, I haven't. I am only interested in certain scenes that she is in. I am not sure though if this is a deleted scene from 'Barbwire' or not....

A video shrine to flashers, big boob fans and exposing drunken women! But why are we never the ones standing around with the cameras?

Watermelon Love

Some researchers say that men can have 'women's brains' and that women can think more like men.

Find out more about 'brain sex' differences by taking the Sex ID Test, a groundbreaking experiment designed by a team of top psychologists:

- Pit your wits against visual challenges.
- Get a brain sex profile and find out if you think like a man or a woman.
- See how your results relate to theories about brain sex.
- Contribute anonymously to a future BBC television programme.

Some researchers say that men can have 'women's brains' and that women can think more like men.

Find out more about 'brain sex' differences by taking the Sex ID Test, a groundbreaking experiment designed by a team of top psychologists:

···- Pit your wits against visual challenges.
···- Get a brain sex profile and find out if you think like a man or a woman.
···- See how your results relate to theories about brain sex.
···- Contribute anonymously to a future BBC television programme.

Some researchers say that men can have 'women's brains' and that women can think more like men.

Find out more about 'brain sex' differences by taking the Sex ID Test, a groundbreaking experiment designed by a team of top psychologists:

···- Pit your wits against visual challenges.
···- Get a brain sex profile and find out if you think like a man or a woman.
···- See how your results relate to theories about brain sex.
···- Contribute anonymously to a future BBC television programme.

I don't think it is meant to be swimwear, I think you cannot even seriously call this a bikini.

A former U.S. Marine who participated in capturing ousted Iraqi President Saddam Hussein said the public version of his capture was fabricated.

Ex-Sgt. Nadim Abou Rabeh, of Lebanese descent, was quoted in the Saudi daily al-Medina Wednesday as saying Saddam was actually captured Friday, Dec. 12, 2003, and not the day after, as announced by the U.S. Army.

"I was among the 20-man unit, including eight of Arab descent, who searched for Saddam for three days in the area of Dour near Tikrit, and we found him in a modest home in a small village and not in a hole as announced," Abou Rabeh said.

"We captured him after fierce resistance during which a Marine of Sudanese origin was killed," he said.

Keyra vid

Banana Job

Chick Fight

Carmen can dance

one of the reasons why we love football

Jordan aka Katie Price is having fun with a guy (Peter Andre?) and a handycam. This is the result.

It's a bit like Unreal Tournament but smaller in size: only 3Mb! But size doesn't matter and this FPS-game (First Person Shooter) is really fantastic. It's got great graphics, nice weapons + AI-routines of the robots and superbe moves of your character.

It's gonna be an interesting EuroVision Song Contest this year. British contestant Javine Hylton showed her boob on national TV. It was a 'wardrobe malfunction' and the singer was honestly ashamed....'I didn't have a clue that my boob was on show. No one told me and I think it only came out for a split second.' Where have we heard this before?

In Japan you have some real cool minds who come up with the most outrageous kind of TV quizs. Take this one: if granny gives the wrong answer, this man becomes the rocketman. And guess what? Granny doesn't know the answer!

The Beast is directed by internationally acclaimed filmmaker Brian Flemming. Flemming's work has been called "a parallel universe" by the BBC, "jaggedly imaginative" by the New York Times, and "immensely satisfying" by USA Today. The Fox News Channel dubbed him "a young Oliver Stone." Flemming won the New York Times Claiborne Pell Award for Original Vision for his groundbreaking feature film Nothing So Strange, which was released theatrically in 2003 and is currently distributed on DVD in more than 200 countries.

The theory that Jesus Christ never existed, while largely unknown to most lay Christians, is gaining credibility among scholars. Historians do not consider the Gospels to be historically accurate accounts. The authors of the Gospels, writing 40 to 90 years after the supposed life of Christ, never intended for their works to be read as biographies. There are no credible non-Christian references to Christ during the period in which he is said to have lived.

Watch the trailer here

Bugatti’s ambitious 1001 bhp Veyron hypercar project is finally nearing completion. Dogged by delays, the monster has been spotted out ice testing prior to its September arrival, probably at the Frankfurt Motor Show.

Betta watch where you aim

Step 1:···Stare at the picture and focus on the 4 dots in the middle
Step 2:···Keep staring for 45 seconds
Step 3:···SLowly turn your head to a white wall in your room, sometimes you may need to blink
Step 4:···What did you see?

How high is your sex-iq? Take the SAT - Sex Aptitude Test to find out. One of the questions is this one:

David has a 12 ounce bottle of Astroglide and a 3 ounce bottle of
Anal-Eze. He masturbates 5 times a day, and each time he uses .25 ounces of
Astroglide. He also has anal sex once a week, using .25 ounces of Anal-Eze.
Which of the following is true?
a) he will run out of Astroglide first
b) he will run out of Anal-Eze first
c) he will run out of Astroglide and Anal-Eze at the same time
d) none of the above

How true can it be that you have to be really careful with your bike?

Songfacts is a searchable database of song information compiled by radio professionals, music enthusiasts, and visitors to this web site. We hope using this site will help you better understand and enjoy the songs you listen to, and invite you to share your knowledge with us so that others may benefit. We provide the album, year the song was released, highest US and UK chart position, and "Songfacts" about each song. The "Songfacts" are interesting tidbits like what the song is about, who wrote it, and what makes it different.

Treasury Secretary John Snow on Sunday would not rule out the idea of Irish singer Bono, an activist on debt relief and AIDS, making the short list of potential candidates to lead the World Bank even though an American is expected to get the job.

He's somebody I admire. He does a lot of good in this world of economic development," Snow said.

"Most people know him as a rock star. He's in a way a rock star of the development world, too. He understands the give-and-take of development. He's a very pragmatic, effective and idealistic person," Snow said.

The same company that brought us The Palm Islands, Al Nakheel Properties (Nakheel Corp), have done it again expanding their portfolio of man-made islands with this latest Dubai island project shaped like the continents of the world. The World will consist of between 250 to 300 smaller private artifical islands divided into four categories - private homes, estate homes, dream resorts, and community islands.

There are people thinking that working in an office is a waste of time. It's boring and unhealthy. Unhealthy...maybe, but it is certainly not boring.

Broken tooth, scratch faced dumb chick! And everybody gets to see that because of the wonderful invention of the digital video camera....

It's been a while, but another celebrity private sextape has surfaced on the internet. This time it's a singer from Belgium, I have never heard of her before, and most people will not have known her before, but here is the Alana Dante sextape.

Jessica Simpson in wet clothing!

Some behaviors that delight potential dates go a long way in turning off potential employers, says Ann Demarais, coauthor of "First Impressions: What You Don't Know About How Others See You". She and Valerie White run Manhattan-based First Impressions Inc., in which they coach those looking for mates as well as those looking for jobs.

The following behaviors, they say, may score you points socially but lose you the offer professionally.

German long jumper Bianca Kappler should get a gold medal for honesty.

Kappler was awarded gold Saturday at the European Indoor Championships for a leap of 22 feet, 10 inches on her final of six attempts. But she protested, telling judges that she deserved silver because she couldn't jump more than 21-11 1/2 or 21-11 3/4. She was seen looking at the electronic scoreboard in disbelief and laughing at the result.

Out in the woods, she likes to be taken pictures of. They have to hurry, because Easter is just three weeks away...

Just what is the title of the song these people are singing?

Unlimited from LYNX

9 Songs has recently made headlines as the most sexually explicit film to be awarded an 18 certificate by the BBFC.

I love this shit!!!!

1. Pearls melt in vinegar.
2. A million dollars' worth of $100 bills weighs only 22 pounds!
3. The average female will have 3.3 pregnancies in her life.
4. 7-11 sells 10,000 pots of coffee an hour, every hour, every day.
5. The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world.

1. Only 1 person in 2 billion will live to be 116.
2. Mexico has more American residents than any other country except the United States.
3. There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.
4. The Wild Turkey is the only bird with a beard.
5. Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes.

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Guy seems to be having some trouble in bed, pissing off the wife

Hot ride!!! If you gotta get on the crazy horse you better be careful....

Charlotte Church's amazing sex secrets are today sensationally laid bare for the first time by the boyfriend who knows her best.

ANGEL UNCOVERED:
Great boobs, better bum than Kylie..
and she can make love until dawn

Sharing your girlfriend is maybe going a bit too far

I chain smoke but I never smoke two cigarettes at the same time!

Have you ever just wanted to just disappear and leave all your debts and problems behind? No problem. You just have to fake your own death. Unfortunately, with technology getting so much better, it’s harder than ever. The same tricks that worked for Elvis, won’t work for you.

The key to making this whole plan work is to make sure absolutely no one knows. Not even your mother. You won’t be able to come back, ever. If you want to eliminate your debt, but still have your life, this plan isn’t for you. This is for someone who wants to disappear forever.

Just browsing the internet and found this picture

Amazing view

First by balloon, now by plane, Steve Fossett is once again a 'round-the-world record holder.

The millionaire adventurer on Thursday became the first person to fly around the world alone without stopping or refueling, touching down in central Kansas after a 67-hour, 23,000-mile journey that appeared endangered at times by a troubled fuel system.

Fossett, who failed five times before successfully circumnavigating the globe solo in a balloon, needed just one try to make the trip in a plane. He holds many other records as a balloonist, pilot and sailor.

Are you a member of the 50 percent of the people able to feel the girls leg?

Now that the NHL cancelled the next season of hockey, you still have a chance to improve your skills so you too can perform this kind of trickshot.

As national symbols, flags often reveal interesting facts about the countries they represent. How well do you know the flags of the world? Take our quiz and find out if you are ready for the foreign service, or if you need to get out and see the world.

2005 is the year of the powerful vertical airship. Our new ships are engineered for power, capable of handling 500,000 lbs of thrust on 2.5M cubic foot airframe. With this much reserve power this vertical airship is capable of fast cruise to far away destinations where it can keep station under the worst atmospheric conditions for long periods. It's all here: Performance better than airplanes without harmful emissions!

Police were searching on Tuesday for a man who entered his neighbour's house in Hazyview, Mpumalanga, and had sex with a woman who mistook him for her husband.

Mpumalanga police Captain Benjamin Bhembe said the intruder may have overheard the 48-year-old woman's husband mention that he would be visiting a neighbour.

The woman reported to police that she had been sleeping on Saturday night, but woke up to a man undressing her.

She had sex with him as she thought it was her husband.

Yahoo Inc. is for the first time opening up its search platform so that external developers can create search applications that tap the vendor's search infrastructure, Yahoo is announcing Tuesday. Yahoo is also expanding access to the Overture ad network to more developers.

With the launch on Tuesday of the Yahoo Developer Network, Yahoo is providing access to application programming interfaces (APIs) for a variety of its search services, including Web, image, video, news and local search.

Meanwhile, Yahoo is also broadening access to the Overture APIs, which have been available to high-volume advertisers for several years. Now, other types of Overture users, such as search-engine marketers and smaller advertisers, will be allowed access to the APIs.

Yahoo Developer Network:
DevNet

Yahoo! Search API Flash Demo:
A straight-forward, object oriented example using Flash/actionscript as a front-end to access the Yahoo! Search Webservices API.

Action Script

Yahoo services based applications:
Application List

What did he have for lunch? Is there a better way to collect money for your church than the Farting Preacher?

As many as 30 per cent of couples in the Philippines are unaware that having sex can result in babies, Health Secretary Manuel Dayrit said on Tuesday.

"They do not know how pregnancy happens," even though some of them have had numerous children already, Dayrit remarked.

The discovery was the result of field studies by health workers who went door-to-door to determine population control program awareness, Dayrit said in remarks released in Manila.

Queen Elizabeth II met four of Britain's most famous guitarists Tuesday, asking them: "And what do you do?" Queen's Brian May, Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck were all guests at a Buckingham Palace party to honor the British music industry.

"It's great to meet her and it doesn't matter at all that she did not know who we are or what we do," Clapton said. "I wouldn't expect her to."

It's a gameshow on television. Can you say anything on television? Can you spell anything on television?

I have absolutely no idea what this is. But this is funny.

MediaMarkt.

Now can you tell me what's wrong in this photo? I know what's wrong, but it is soooo wrong, that I cannot even describe it.

I saw this one on the news a couple of weeks ago. Once the ice is on the road, there's just no stopping...... well, not by hitting your brakes.....

Peter Donald Carne, a Melbourne schoolteacher who had a sexual threesome with two underage female students before photographing them giving each other oral sex was sentenced yesterday to seven years' jail.

My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they fucked in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. Now here's the revenge....

The map reducing the U.S. to 38 States is the creation of C. Etzel Pearcy, geography professor at California State University, Los Angeles. The new boundaries totally erase the 104 lines currently separating the 50 States. Each State's new name, chosen with the help of a poll of geography students, represents a physical or cultural aspect of the new territory. For example, Cascade (named after a major mountain range in Washington and Oregon), Cochise (named after the Apache Indian chief of Arizona), and Alamo (named after the mission in San Antonio, Tex.).


Why the need for a new map? Pearcy states that many of the early surveys that drew up our boundaries were done while the areas were scarcely populated. Thus, it was convenient to determine boundaries by using the land's physical features, such as rivers and mountain ranges, or by using a simple system of latitude and longitude. Proof of this lies in the fact that the Mississippi River borders IO States. The practicality of old established State lines is questionable in light of America's ever-growing cities and the increasing mobility of its citizens. Metropolitan New York, for example, stretches into 2 adjacent States. Other city populations which cross State lines are Washington, D.C., St. Louis, Chicago, and Kansas City. The "straddling" of State lines causes economic and political problems. Who should pay for a rapid transit system in St. Louis? Only those citizens within the boundaries of Missouri, or all residents of St. Louis's metropolitan area, including those who reach over into the State of Illinois?

What was going through his mind? Did he have a problem with MGM Grand? Guts or nuts?

U.S. adventurer Steve Fossett says he has last-minute nerves as he prepares an attempt on the "last great aviation record" by piloting an airplane alone around the world without refueling or stopping.

If the skies remain clear the 60-year-old former investor will take off Monday from Salina, Kansas, in the single-jet-engined Virgin Atlantic GlobalFlyer, loaded with more than four times its own weight in fuel.

Over the 65 hours the challenge is expected to take, Fossett will fly to Europe and the Middle East, over Asia and the Pacific, and back to Kansas.

If he succeeds, he will make history but if he fails, his life is in serious danger.

A Pakistani actress has asked her government for protection after she says she received death threats for a kissing scene in a Bollywood film.

Meera, a leading light in Pakistani cinema, has been shooting the film, Nazar, in Mumbai (Bombay) in India.

Last week, a Lahore-based tabloid printed pictures showing Meera in an intimate scene with an Indian actor.

Strict movie censorship laws in Pakistan do not allow the screening of such scenes.

Nazar is the latest film by veteran Bollywood director, Mahesh Bhatt, and is scheduled to be released later this year.

Is "www" in Hebrew equal to 666?
We’ve gotten several emails asking is it true "www" is "666" in the Hebrew language.
Yes...and...no

i knew we'd hit it off right away..

yes in his dreams!

Amazing riddle

I'm at 26!!!! Man that is an ACHIEVEMENT!!! But I only made it to 15 without cheating :P

Let's see how far you go!

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer

You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Workin’ like a dog for the boss man
Workin’ for the company
I’m bettin’ on the dice I’m tossin’
I’m gonna have a fantasy

But where am I gonna look
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
To read between the lines

Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up whn I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground

you got it all together! a babe undressing you and herself, what can go wrong? And then you realise, you should've bought a cell phone. Why? Just take a look.

Move Over Anna kournikova - You aint got nothin on this Bouncy Japanese Tennis Player

Virtual Drumset

WWII in Color

Debbie Gibson in Hi-Res

Photo 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 & 15.

"I, Robot" in a nutshell.

Dutch company Transavia has new ways of trying to get people from Spain in airplane to the Netherlands. They put all kinds of typical Dutch items on display in their ads: tulips, wooden shoes, windmills and...... yes, you guessed it right.

The main purpose for the redesign of the Westfalia is to bring back a passion. The objective behind that project is to restore, using today's technology, the primary function of the VW Westfalia which is to be a small mobile home built to appreciate all benefits from a week-end in the country. The vehicle is more than a simple project; it defines a way of living.

They're special, they're stupid and they're criminal. And we get to laugh about them.

Even people whoose job is repairing roofs under a hot sun, need a lunchbreak. They need a break for a drink, a meal and some bumping the house-owner on her hot tin roof.

I love Italian food, I love the French cuisine, from the United States we get some really good hamburgers (not McD or BK of course). Argentina provides us with about the best steaks in the world. From India we eat great curry's and I better not start rambling about the Chinese and Indonesian kitchen.

It seems that almost every country has a dish that it is known for and that everybody likes. But in those lists you very, very rarely see meals from the U.K. Now why could that be? Just take a look at some typical British food and you know the reason....

Public transportation, it's a great invention if the busses and trains ride on schedule. Unfortunately that is not the case in most countries.

In Japan it certainly is the case so maybe that's why people bring along things on the bus that can provide some comfort while waiting for the bus to arrive and on the long rides to school or work.

The things that people do for fame and for 5 grand....Here's Smackfest '05.

The little girl's body was placed in a container of formalin, from where it is still gazing at the world with the only one big blue eye.

The weird baby looked at the world with its only eye, took a breath of air with the trunk that was growing on its forehead, and died. Doctors of one of St.Petersburg hospitals told the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper that it was an absolutely normal woman that gave birth to the incredible mutant-baby, which could be compared to a Cyclops. The female creature was covered with thick hair; it had only one eye in the center of its forehead and a small trunk that was growing on the head above the eye.

Most of us are used to driving, but how do we compare to other drivers in other countries? Well I can't describe every country so I stick to drivers in Pakistan. Take a look below and lets see how they compare.

This is my kind of contest: Nude Contest 2005. So don't come up with stuff about Miss Sunflower Contest, the WTC Design Contest, let alone the Eurovision Song Contest. All I want is a Nude Contest.

What kinda kiss r u?

I'm "Tender Kiss"
The tender kiss is the feeling where you can be anywhere and show your feelings.

Unmodel Behavoir

Why can't people ever be satisfied with the things they have? Why do we always need more and more and more? There's a simple reason for that: if we didn't want more and more and more there would be no advertising agencies that have to come up with ideas for commercials for products that can spice up your life.

Paris Hilton T-Mobile hacked

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More will come..

Women playing soccer is not good. Soccer is a sport for real man and woman should not play it. But women playing soccer on a football-table: that's a whole new area. Especially when it's a strip-poker version of it.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Fortunately they did it at least in a discrete manner. NOT.

Let's see you take the crazy corner

Facts you really should know: Carmen Electra 36-D, Carmen Russo 39-C, Carol Burnett 33-A, Tonya Harding 33-B, Tori Spelling 34-B, Tracy Scoggins 34-B, Tracy Topps 36-J, Tyra Banks 34-C and lots more can be found here.

Fat dude against two hot bikini-clad chicks

Need I say more?

Being a woman doesn't mean there are things you shouldn't do. Women have to work it too.

Doctors and experts are baffled by an Indian hermit who claims not to have eaten or drunk anything for several decades - but is still in perfect health.

Prahlad Jani, a holy man, or fakir, who is over 70 years old, has just spent 10 days under constant observation in Sterling Hospital, in the western Indian city of Ahmedabad.

During that time, he did not consume anything and "neither did he pass urine or stool", according to the hospital's deputy superintendent, Dr Dinesh Desai.

Yet he is in fine mental and physical fettle, say doctors.

Dubai, UAE: World No. 1 Roger Federer and former No. 1 Andre Agassi took tennis to new heights on Tuesday, ascending nearly 700 feet (over 320 meters) to play a friendly match on the helipad at the luxurious Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai.

This was an absolutely amazing experience,” Agassi said. “When you first get over how high you are and start playing it's an absolute joy and it was a great time. I had no issues with the height as long as I didn't have to bungee jump off the side.”

Remember, good poker players always know when to fold.

What frustrates you more?
Beer or No Beer!

Be careful what you choose!!!

A couple of years ago, I had an idea of making the hovering vehicle. I had fun in designing it. But an expert said that it can fly but requires a lot of energy.
This design is for creating hover vehicle that meet these criteria :
1. do not cause air blow,
2. have compact size,
3. VTOL flight,
4. able to stand still in the air,
5. do not have ground effect.

To be able to meet all the criteria above, we must be able to create a lifter system that lies inside the vehicle. And this lifter system must not affect the condition outside the vehicle (especially the air).

Reinforcing its positioning of Office as not just an applications suite but a development platform, Microsoft Corp. on Wednesday kicked off its first Office System Developer Conference.

The event at Microsoft's headquarters in Redmond, Wash., underlines the software maker's efforts to get developers to expand on Office. The company has offered several tools to do so, including Visual Studio Tools for Office, an update to which will be demonstrated Friday in a keynote speech by Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates.

By building on top of Office, businesses can turn familiar applications such as Outlook and Excel into a front end for enterprise resource planning (ERP) and customer relationship management (CRM) applications, Microsoft has said.

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Later this year, Microsoft plans to share some of the work it has done on Elixir with customers. How exactly the company will do that is still being worked out, the spokeswoman said.