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July 29, 2005

 

Morning Rituals! 






 
 





 
 

The London Tube Warning!!! 





 
 

Which one is the nut?!?! 






 
 

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2005 


Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2005

Need I say more before you click?!?!



 
 

Modelling 




Can you figure out which one is the model and which one is the bystander?!?!



 
 

mordant.wit googling 


mordant.wit googling



 
 

I'm A Fucked-Up-Chick Magnet 


Hey, I don't want to brag, but when you got it, you got it. And when it comes to picking up women with severe personality disorders, I've got it. Seems like whenever I'm in the same room with a sexy young nutcase looking for some hot dysfunctional action, we lock eyes and I gaze right into the twisted, abnormal recesses of her psyche, and then—bam! We make an instant, undeniable, and incredibly unhealthy connection. What can I say? When it comes to women, I'm a fucked-up-chick magnet.



 
 

Go bananas!!! 






 
 

NY Street Corner 






 
 

Some cool flying 


Batman!!!



 
 

She doesn't like that!!! But they're supposed to! Aren't they!??! :P





 
 

White Ass! 






 
 

Blind teenager amazes with video game ability 


Brice Mellen sure plays a mean pinball.

More precisely, the 17-year-old Mellen is a whiz at modern video games such as Mortal Kombat and Soul Caliber.

In that regard, Mellen isn't all the much different from any other kid his age.

Except for one thing: He's blind.



 
 

School bus -> Motor home!!! 


Convert a school bus into a motor home

Finally something nice out of those things!!!



 
 

What was her name? 


Being able to remember names is a valuable asset in both the business and social arenas. It helps you build instant rapport with new contacts, and, as many companies place a premium on interpersonal and relationship-building skills, it makes a decidedly good impression on employers, too.

So eliminate "whatshername" and "whatshisface" from your vocabulary. The following techniques can help you remember the names of everyone you meet.



 
 

Tata Consulting to open up CoE in Lahore 


Mr. Pankaj Balaiga, Vice President of Tata Consulting Services (TCS) confirmed in Karachi today that TCS will be opening up a Center of Excellence in Software Engineering in Pakistan as soon as all the legalities have been completed. Mr. Balaiga made this statement during a meeting with Sindh IT Minister Syed Mustafa Kamal and P@SHA President Ms. Jehan Ara.

The first TCS Center of Excellence will be located in Lahore and will be a joint venture with Techlogix. TCS invests about 4 per cent of its annual revenues in training and, according to Mr. Balaiga, “we see the training and education of our people as a continuous value-adding process”.



 
 

City sorry for Miss Universe snub 


The mayor of Toronto has apologised to Canada's Miss Universe winner after she was barred from attending a festival in the city in her official capacity.
Natalie Glebova, 23, who won the global beauty competition in May, was told she would be allowed in only if she removed her Miss Universe sash and crown.

City officials cited a by-law which prohibits activities encouraging sexual stereotyping and degradation.

But city mayor David Miller admitted they had gone too far.



 
 

July 28, 2005

 

Celebrating Women in New York 


The women I have photographed for Celebrating Women in New York City all mention the liberation they feel while posing topfree in public. Having covered themselves up for a lifetime, it is exhilarating to shatter the walls that society has placed around them. I hope that when people view this work, they get a sense of that exhilaration. Because it can be intoxicating, and inspiring.



 
 

Does.... 


Does a couple of boob shots mean it's a nude portfolio?!?!



 
 

OfficeGuns 


This was the first advanced gun and was constructed by Geir. It is made by assembling several Mauly clips and a thick rubberband and has tremendous firepower. With a regular pencil as projectile it can penetrate thick cardboard and empty soda cans. Never point this gun at anyone!

This gun is not practical for random battles, but more of a gun for the determined assassin. This gun IS dangerous!



 
 

Stoned Again 






 
 

9 Anti-Porn Myths Debunked 


Porn, and the people who make it, are far from perfect, but there’s a lot of mud thrown about by people who spend their time trying to re-run Roe vs. Wade, The Scopes Trial and other fights lost years ago.

Thanks to Fox News, The Washington Post and talk radio, being involved in pornography means having to defend yourself against the rabid accusations of self-righteous blowhards.

Here are nine answers to nine common accusations it's not worth losing one of your nine lives over.



 
 

Caption This! 






 
 

OfficeSpace 


Just why do we have such a strange board of directors at our company? Don't they realize much more work will be done at lower costs when they change the interior of the offices?





 
 

July 22, 2005

 

Scorching sex guide 


RISING temperatures, glowing skin, half naked bodies and exotic locations - the holiday season is here and it's time to get steamy.

Thousands are set to jet off this summer for some well-earned sun, sea, sand… and sex.

But choosing where to go can cause headaches. Which are the hottest destinations? Where are the raunchiest resorts?



 
 

Sexy Album Covers 


Everybody knows that sex sells. Musicians know that just as well. So whenever you make a record that will probably not sell even 1,000 copies because the music is shit to the brains, you should think of something else. Make a sexy album cover and you're into the top 40 in no time.



 
 

Caption This! 






 
 

Vulva Original 


Men have been mad about the erotically seductive scent of the vagina since time immemorial. Now you can have it anywhere, anytime - with the authentically natural vaginal fragrence Vulva Original, the sensual accelerator.



 
 

Anyone like to fingerpaint? 






 
 

Google Moon - Lunar Landing Sites 


Google Moon - Lunar Landing Sites

Zoom in to see what the moon is really made of. This site is a bit cheesy though!



 
 

Children's drawings in the subway! 


Fuck Japan!

~ Love Korea!



 
 

Lookie here!!! 






 
 

Pee on 


Peeing Pics Galore!!!

Need i say more?!



 
 

I was driving a double decker? 


PUPILS had a lucky escape yesterday when this bus hit a low bridge after the driver forgot it was a double decker.

Five teenagers were taken to hospital with cuts and bruises and others left badly shaken when the roof was sliced off.

The youngsters dived for cover to avoid being decapitated as they were showered with glass in the smash at Woodley, Berks. Sergeant Michael Mayne of Thames Valley police said: "The pupils were extremely lucky."

The driver, treated for shock at the roadside, normally operates a single-decker for the school run.



 
 

Transmission Stick 


Transmission Stick



 
 

Caption this 






 
 

A Losers Guide To Being Single 


There is a certain pivotal point in every nerd's life when he realises that any efforts to run with a popular clique are futile, and so instead he settles into a comfortable state of nerdism and all it entails.



 
 

Lovebite! 






 
 

Charades 






 
 

Human Feces Powers Rwandan Prison 


Imagine eating food that was cooked using natural gas generated from your own human waste. Thousands of prisoners in Rwanda don't have to imagine it -- they live it.

Prisoners' feces is converted into combustible "biogas," or methane gas that can be used for cooking. It has reduced by 60 percent the annual wood-fuel costs which would otherwise reach near $1 million, according to Silas Lwakabamba, rector of the Kigali Institute of Science, Technology and Management, where the technology was developed.


Full story here



 
 

Really Dirty Sex 


What would it look like when a really geeky girl confesses her deepest and obscure fantasies?



 
 

The Hitchhiker's Guide to..... 






 
 

Sit-ups punishment over porn-movie 


POLICE in India's eastern state of Orissa rounded up about 200 people watching a porn movie in a cinema hall and made them do 10 sit-ups in public as punishment, a report said today.

Parents of teenagers under 17 caught in the net were ordered to come watch the punishment, while all the culprits were made to take a public vow never to watch a sleazy movie again, the Hindustan Times daily said.



 
 

U.S. Terror Attack — 'Ninety Days at Most' 


Counterterrorism expert Juval Aviv spoke with FOX Fan Central about what Americans can do to protect themselves in case of a terror attack.

Do you believe another terrorist attack is likely on American soil?

I predict, based primarily on information that is floating in Europe and the Middle East, that an event is imminent and around the corner here in the United States. It could happen as soon as tomorrow, or it could happen in the next few months. Ninety days at the most.



 
 

Caption This 






 
 

Optimus keyboard 


Every key of the Optimus keyboard is a stand-alone display showing exactly what it is controlling at this very moment.





 
 

Quarter Toss 


These guys either have skill with the quarters, or plenty of time to edit footage. Either way, there's something hypnotic about watching a flawless compilation of successful quarter-toss shots.



 
 

July 20, 2005

 

Reopen 9/11 


Reopen 9/11 - Catch the Real Terrorists

I guess the name says it all



 
 

Mayor blames Middle East policy  


Decades of British and American intervention in the oil-rich Middle East motivated the London bombers, Ken Livingstone has suggested.

The London mayor told BBC News he had no sympathy with the bombers and he opposed all violence.

But he argued that the attacks would not have happened had Western powers left Arab nations free to decide their own affairs after World War I.

Instead, they had often supported unsavoury governments in the region.

Mr Livingstone was asked on BBC Radio 4's Today programme what he thought had motivated the bombers.

He replied: "I think you've just had 80 years of western intervention into predominantly Arab lands because of the western need for oil.

"We've propped up unsavoury governments, we've overthrown ones we didn't consider sympathetic.

"And I think the particular problem we have at the moment is that in the 1980s... the Americans recruited and trained Osama Bin Laden, taught him how to kill, to make bombs, and set him off to kill the Russians and drive them out of Afghanistan.

"They didn't give any thought to the fact that once he'd done that he might turn on his creators."



 
 

July 19, 2005

 

In smarts, she's a perfect 10 


'Pakistan's girl wonder' is likely the youngest certified Microsoft expert

Sitting down for a personal meeting with Bill Gates this week, 10-year-old Arfa Karim Randhawa asked the Microsoft founder why the company doesn't hire people her age.

Under the circumstances, the question wasn't so unreasonable.

Arfa, a promising software programmer from Faisalabad, Pakistan, is believed to be the youngest Microsoft Certified Professional in the world. The designation, given to outside experts who prove their ability to work with Microsoft technologies, has also been achieved by some teenagers. But it's far more common among adults seeking to advance their computer careers.

Arfa received the certification when she was still 9, an impressive accomplishment in its own right, according to older programmers who have gone through the process. And others called it an encouraging sign of the continued emergence of women in a country where they have historically struggled to advance.



 
 

The IT Consultant 


Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the
side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie,
gets out and asks the Shepherd:
"If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock
of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans
the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled
with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on
his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says, "You
have exactly 1,586 sheep here."

The shepherd cheers," That's correct, you can have your sheep."

The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks:
"If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?"

The young man answers, "Yes, why not".

The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ".

How did you know?" asks the young man.

"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without
being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I
already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my
business...

Now can I have my DOG back?"



 
 

New on eBay: 18-foot, flame-fisted 'mech' 


The 18-foot-tall giant in steelworker Carlos Owens' Alaska backyard isn't quite up to smashing Volkswagens--or taking the kind of pounding footsteps that might strike fear into the heart of an enemy.

With a rumbling gasoline engine and creaking hydraulic joints (not to mention flame spouting from its fists), the red steel monster is limited to taking a young child's few tottering steps. That's not quite enough to sell the military on its worth. But it's a start.

Unfortunately for Owens, who has spent almost $25,000 and two years building this homebrewed "mech"--think giant robot, but controlled by a pilot inside--it's also an end, at least for this version. With little room left to improve it, he's shutting down work and selling it on eBay.



 
 

Build Your Own G4 


Building your own G4 can be both fun and exciting, and in doing so you will join a small but growing group of computer enthusiasts. Undertaking this project also represents a solution to the high prices associated with both new and used Apple computers. To give you an idea, a machine similar to what I'm about to describe here will normally sell for around $800. Retail prices vary, but that's around the norm for a low end G4 Graphite model with AGP.

Another reason to consider this project is to have the ability to use more drives than Apple's case design allows. For example, it's impossible to use a Zip drive, CD-ROM, and DVD-ROM together in the same machine with any G4 that Apple has ever shipped. The reason for this is due to the location of the CPU. The standard Apple heat sink interferes with putting more than one large drive in all the cases prior to the "Wind Tunnel" series. Even in the new cases you are still stuck with 2 full sized drives at most. By going with a mid-tower PC case your choices become endless. Furthermore, water cooling projects for the overclockers become more of a reality.



 
 

July 18, 2005

 

Pimped your ride? Get ready to pay 


Fancy wheels, electronics and tuner gear cost you thousands upfront -- and now you’re a target for thieves and insurers as well.

It hasn’t taken long for the tricked-out “whips” of rap stars in Dub magazine and sleek Hondas in Hollywood movies like “The Fast and the Furious” to influence the looks of what’s cruising the suburban streets of Anytown, U.S.A.

...

Your car’s new personality has a dark side, though. You’re a bigger target for thieves and insurance companies. You may actually hurt the value of the car. And you could make it less safe as well.

Simply put, a car is almost never a good investment (a few antiques and specialty cars excepted). That’s still true if you pour a small fortune into extras like a $200 Iceman cold-air intake (to improve power), $200 APC racing seats, special carpeting and a kicking, $2,000 sound system for your adored Honda, says Toby Ristau, manager of the popular J. C. Whitney aftermarket shop in LaSalle, Ill. When it comes to add-ons, Ristau has seen it all, including -- no kidding -- televisions in the floor and the taillights.


Full story here



 
 

July 06, 2005

 

1421: The Year a Chinese Muslim Discovered America 


The British submarine engineer and historian Gavin Menzies gave an astounding seminar on March 15, 2002 to the Royal Geographical Society in London, with evidence to support his theory that Zheng He, a Chinese Muslim navigator in the Ming dynasty, beat Columbus by more than 70 years in discovering America.

Using evidence from maps drawn dated before Columbus' trip that clearly showed America, and astronomical maps traced back to Zheng He's time, Menzies is confident that the Zheng He should be honored as the first discoverer of America.



 
 

July 05, 2005

 

Too dumb to choose 


Heiress Paris Hilton is wearing two engagement rings, because she can't choose between the two diamond bands her fiance Paris Latsis offered her.

The Greek shipping heir gave Hilton a choice between two pricey rings from celebrity jewellers Harry Winston and Tiffany.

One has a 24 carat canary yellow stone, the other a 15 carat white diamond. Both are worth $2.1 million and $4.2 million.



 
 

Serious Job??? 






 
 

Red Screen of Death 


Microsoft has come up with a unique solution to the legendary 'blue screen of death' in the next version of its Windows operating system. With the release of Longhorn, the Redmond behemoth has improved Windows with a red screen to face users when their system crashes.





 
 

Paris Hilton Nip Slip 






 
 

B&W 






 
 

Kate Moss Topless 


A few voyeur snapshots of model Kate Moss changing clothes at a photo shoot.






 
 

It's great to be in a wheelchair 


Most of the bitches push off most guys that try and take up skirts of them, grab their snatch, cup their melons and what not. But when you are a mother fuckin handicap in a wheel chair!!! THEY DON’T SAY SHIT! Fuck, even their body guards that where chasing me away the day before, where openly viewing and approving of my up skirt techniques.



 
 

Raven Riley 





 
 

Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka 


Even if you have never seen a porn movie in your lifetime, almost everyone in the world knows what the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' represents... Each person, upon hearing it, mentally interprets the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' in their own way, fueling a range of emotions from lust to disgust.



So turn the lights down low, light a few candles, put this CD on the stereo and let the magic of the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' take you wherever you want to go.



 
 

Fresh Buns! 






 
 

Squint to read this! 






 
 

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