mordant wit

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech:

"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years".

"What do you mean my child?" Asked the father in law.

"What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law):

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and those who used to clean should continue cleaning".

"Then what are you here for?" Asked the mother in law.

"As for me, my job is to entertain your son!"

Metisse is a new concept of arranging information and managing it on the desktop. This is/has currently been incorporated into Mandriva. The open source community has really taken Linux to new heights.

See the video samples to see some of the things you can do now.

Copy-Paste in two clicks
Cleaning out your desktop

Art: cars with dirty glass

The description is simpler than the pictures. It's amazing how street art has been redefined. You just have to look at the pics to believe it.

Click here to see this amazing sight.