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May 31, 2004

 



 
 

this is how russians have fun.. completely ready for the eu



 
 

dutch losers talked into wanking for the camera



 
 

Now you're here.....now you're gone.



 
 

Could that BJ from J.Lo be on your mind as well?



 
 

Would you mind going to the grocery store with your mother?



 
 

kissie kissie



 
 

hot in herre



 
 

The Truth about penis size

This is a survey for women only. There are too many message boards discussing the size issue and the age old question is bigger better. I've posted my opinion and created quite a controversy, therefore I'm creating this poll to get true honest answers from other women around the world.



 
 

I think it's not that bad when people want you to wear shirts with long sleeves and pants to your ankles when you want to visit a holy temple, but this......???



 
 

I like you



 
 

Give me a baby and I'm yours

Broody film stunner Halle Berry has told how she might offer her body to any date who is prepared to father her child.

The Catwoman star, 37, split recently from cheating hubby Eric Benet — but remains desperate for a baby.

Halle told US TV host Oprah Winfrey: “I don’t need to be married to have kids.



 
 

Late for work again



 
 

Two weeks ago the Eurovision Song Contest was held in Turkey and the Ukraine won in what was nothing but a political contest. It had nothing to do with singing a good song. Okay, the winner doesn't look bad, but the song sucks. We will never know if she could have won if the voting would have been honest. Apparently she realizes that too, so she has some extra tricks up her 'sleeve' to become popular. Yes, here's Ruslana, or is it a fake?



 
 

Of course you can eat a burrito, but there's a way of having much more fun with them.



 
 

No sex please, we're british



 
 

check how fast this motor bike goes



 
 



 
 

May 27, 2004

 

Szabries





 
 



 
 

Tonic - Head On Straight 


I don't want be the one who hurts you
I don't want to be the one who fails
I'm keeping my head on straight
So you can trust me again

I struggled all my life with empty moments
The shadow of a hole I'd never fill
Any happiness I had was empty
It wasn't good enough, I wanted love

I'm keeping my head on straight
So you can trust me again
I'm keeping my head on straight
So you can trust me again

I don't want to think of life without you
I don't want to take a step alone
It scares me to think I almost lost you
Just let me know you're fine, I'm on the line

I'm keeping my head on straight
So you can trust me again
I'm keeping my head on straight
So you can trust me again

I'm thinking of our whole life baby
Won't you help me find a way
I'm thinking of our whole life baby
Won't you help me find my way....

I don't want to be the one who hurts you
I just want to know that you're all right

I'm keeping my head on straight
So you can trust me again
I'm keeping my head on straight
So you can trust me again
You can trust me again
Trust me again




 
 

Georg Gasz

  




 
 

now this is innovative guitaring



 
 

Watch what happened in the Netherlands when two girls couldn't control themselves and started kissing just because they felt like it



 
 

these guys have had too much of jack ass



 
 

WiFi Speed Spray

This revolutionary product is guaranteed to enhance the transfer of computer data through the air. You'll be amazed!

Do you live in a polluted environment such as Los Angeles? If so, you've probably experienced the heartbreak of data transfer slow-down. WiFi Speed Spray™ can overcome the effects of pollution, increase fidelity, and provide you with the fastest wireless data transfer possible. Approved by the FCC, and 802.11b compliant! Compatible with Windows and most versions of Linux.

It's a scientific fact. Radio waves become sluggish under a variety of common environmental conditions. Besides air pollution, radio waves slow down in noisy environments, at night, and in "high emission" areas such as computer rooms, offices that use fluorescent lighting, and even in the kitchen (those pesky microwave ovens are to blame!).

WiFi Speed Spray™ is designed to eliminate these harsh conditions selectively. Only the radio wave path is affected. There are no side-effects*.


:S yea rite?!?!?!



 
 

100faces

Here are some faces of Arturo Brachetti, the master of metamorphosis.

  




 
 

Open your eyes!!!



 
 

Death By Caffeine



 
 

Senate aide fired over sex blog

Sen. Mike DeWine fired a low-level staffer Friday after an Internet diary of her sexual exploits - including stories about taking money for sex from government officials - became the buzz of the Washington Beltway.

The aide, identified only by the name of her Web log - "Washingtonienne" - had been using Senate computers to post the diary, the Ohio Republican's office said.

...

The episode - which has gotten coverage nationally - has illustrated the ability of the Internet to hype a political scandal, however small.

Washingtonienne's Web log received little notice until several other gossip blogs advanced the story Wednesday with speculation about her identity.




 
 

What do you do when you see loads of links?
You click.




 
 

A girl's car breaks down on the highway. She needs to have it fixed. And she can't wait for hours to have it done. Let's see how you can help her and fix her up!!!



 
 

The Wired 40

Old-school business types found some solace in the bust - at least the upstarts got their comeuppance. Hardly! With the economy finally perking up, newcomers are running the show: Three of the top five companies in this year's Wired 40, our annual list of enterprises leading the charge toward a connected global economy, were founded in the past decade. One-third are less than 20 years old.



 
 

Nanotechnology improving energy options

Nanotechnology could help revolutionize the energy industry, producing advances such as solar power cells made of plastics to environmentally friendly batteries that detoxify themselves, experts told United Press International.

Nanotechnology deals with tools at the level of atoms and molecules, on the scale of nanometers, or billionths of a meter. Because nanomaterials have far more surface area for chemical reactions or storage, they can become super-catalysts. Electrical and thermal properties and strength of materials also can improve dramatically.



 
 

WeFail Lovers



 
 

Are you sure the one you're chatting with really is a busty babe?



 
 

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.



 
 

Hurricane

nice game...



 
 

PureHotModels



 
 

Don't do drugs



 
 

Easy Glider





 
 

May 26, 2004

 

Did you know that you could tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.



 
 

Chio Maisriml

  




 
 

Are you feeling special? You won't be after this!

and this.



 
 

Which Donnie Darko character are you?

You are Donnie Darko! You are confused and mentally unstable but you are a truly great guy who just wants to love, be loved, and not die alone. "I promise one day everything will be better for you."

that's what i got.... do let everyone knw wht u got by adding it to the comments



 
 





 
 

Am i a LookAlike?!



 
 

Put clothes on famous nudes

William BouguereaulebbTN


i wud luv to!!!!! but before u get too hot in your pants... you'll hafta be usin photoshop :P





 
 

Richie Fahey

New York artist Richie Fahey creates hand-colored black-and-white photographs inspired by pulp paperback covers from the 1930s-1960s.





 
 

Ex Ante Versus Ex Post Justifications for Intellectual Property

MARK A. LEMLEY
Stanford University - School of Law
UC Berkeley Public Law Research Paper No. 144

The traditional theory of IP is that the prospect of future reward provides an ex ante incentive to innovate. An increasingly common justification for longer and more powerful IP rights is ex post - that IP will be "managed" most efficiently if control is consolidated in a single owner. This argument is made, for example, in the prospect and rent dissipation literature in patent law, in justifications for expansive rights of publicity, and in defense of the Bono Copyright Term Extension Act. Taken to an extreme, this argument justifies perpetual protection with no real exceptions. Those who rely on this theory take the idea of IP as "property" too seriously, and reason that since individual pieces of property are perpetually managed, IP should be too. But IP isn't just like real property; indeed, it gives IP owners control over what others do with their real property. The ex post justification is strikingly anti-market. We would never say today that the market for paper clips would be "efficiently managed" if put into the hands of a single firm. We rely on competition to do that for us. But that is exactly what the ex post theory would do.

In this paper, I explore the sub rosa development of this ex post theory of IP. I argue that the basis for continued control is the assumption that the value of IP rights will be dissipated if they are used too much. This argument is fundamentally at odds with the public goods nature of information. It stems from a particular sort of myopia about private ordering, in which actions by individual private firms are presumed to be ideal and the traditional role of the market in disciplining errant firms is ignored.


The complete paper here.



 
 

Ursula Rucker - Womansong 


Ungrateful, ungracious eyes oggle
at 8th wonderfuls
wonder fills small minds
that make no time
for sincerity...for sincerity

God-fruit, we
sugary, plentiful
Not rib bone alone
soul, home

No, evil does not derive from my name
No, evil does not derive from my name

Fertilizer feeds the earth
but from the earth come the flowers
But from the earth come...
the flowers
the flowers
the flowers

Ungrateful, ungracious eyes oggle
at 8th wonderfuls
wonder fills small minds
that make no time

Ungrateful, ungracious eyes oggle
at 8th wonderfuls
wonder fills small minds
that make no time
for sincerity

Empty
the pretend praise
raised brows and penises
await response from fly Venus'
who grace each sidewalk square
with a mastery of movement and mod
misadmired by the masses

All they can or want to see
are scantily clad asses that swing
and beg to be slapped
during self satisfying sex
Say my name

Ain't no sistas or mommas here to protect
just bitches and tricks to catch
in traps
of covert compliments and Jesus’ judgment

Strong-willed women and divas seen as
asking-for-it, homewrecking whores with
no morals

Sounds like Salem and slavery to me

Ungracious, ungrateful eyes oggle
at 8th wonderfuls
wonder fills small minds
that make no time
for sincerity

Ungrateful, ungracious eyes oggle
at 8th wonderfuls
wonder fills small minds
that make no time
make no time
make no time
make no time
for sincerity
for sincerity
for sincerity

Now, I was born a slave, a rebel, an inherent queen no thing,
situation or person can steal my birthright I came forth in the
night a force to be unreckoned with you sure you want to get with
this

Some may attempt to falter my steps...knock me down...but I am
resilient...I just bounce

I...just...bounce

I...just...bounce

I...just...bounce

Able to leap small minds in a single bound

Land feet first on the ground

I abound with...Shelectricity

I'ma sing my womansong...make you listen to me
I'ma sing my womansong...make you listen to me

make you listen
make you listen

While you covet my rhythm
Why you treat me like the unforgiven
Call me mystery...like the Shroud of Turin

I'm more than
I'm more than
I'm more than
I'm more than
I'm more than...that

Boom Bap
Boom Bap
Boom Bap
Boom Bap
Boom Bap
Boom Bap
Boom Bap
Boom Bap

Ain't your doormat, your sugar tit
your own personal supply of bliss
your in-house ass to kick

I ain't your doormat, your sugar tit
your in-house supply of bliss
your own personal ass to kick

You better rethink this
You better rethink this
You better rethink this

Ungrateful, ungracious eyes oggle
at 8th wonderfuls
wonder fills small minds
that make no time
Ungrateful, ungracious eyes oggle
at 8th wonderfuls
wonder fills small minds
that make no time
Ungrateful, ungracious eyes oggle
at 8th wonderfuls
wonder fills small minds...

that make no time
make no time
make no time
make no time
make no time...for sincerity

for sincerity




 
 

two hot babes haf found each other: Masuimi Max and Aria Giovanni



 
 

wrong footed football kick



 
 

1 Night In Paris

Celebrity sexploitation has never been hotter. Pop culture’s marriage to erotic entertainment in the 21st century seems to be the only lasting relationship in Hollywood (in the case of our industry, the “Other” Hollywood).

Paris Hilton is a self-made, blueblood celebrity, thanks to her non-stop partying and her lead role in “The Simple Life” (the second season begins on June 16, 2004). Her fifteen minutes of fame are now forever to be referenced by her 102 minutes of shame. One week prior to the release of her highly anticipated reality TV show, she makes her hardcore debut in 1 Night in Paris (June 9, 2004). This video is destined to be the hottest celebrity porn release since Pamela Lee-Anderson and former Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee’s private moments were revealed in Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored—the biggest selling adult movie of all time.

...

Eventually Saloman gets Paris to recline on a non-descript bed, and proceeds to bury his face between her million dollar thighs, extracting an orgasm from her after a lengthy session of cunnilingus. She takes a while to hit The Big O and that’s not a surprise because whenever his cock is inside her, she can’t get off unless she’s lending a hand. Bald pussy and all, Paris Hilton never lets Saloman take charge, even when his huge cock is hammering her tight, teeny hole.

The finale showcases the Ms. Hilton’s blowjob talents. Paris works over Saloman—sucking him down to his balls, slathering his cock with spit, and jerking him off and teasing him until he pushes her head back down to business. Her nipples perk up as Paris jerks and sucks Saloman to a pre-cum state, lapping his corona and gobbling him down to the nuts. Saloman pulls her head off his cock and Paris jerks him to the finish, taking his load on her pert breasts as she gloats knowing that he’ll never shoot his load on her million-dollar mug. It’s a scene that will live forever in one’s erotic consciousness.




 
 

boomerang



 
 

i was always amused by kangaroos because of the unusual way they carry their young... but i was even more amused by this unusual place to carry a cell phone.



 
 



 
 

I know no one should be asked this but just to be on the safe side you better check if you are as dumb as Jessica Simpson



 
 



 
 

Ireland wants to drain US brains

Ireland is hoping to start a US brain drain that leads straight to the Emerald Isle. Science Foundation Ireland (SFI), a government agency, is planning a publicity campaign in the United States aimed at attracting early-career Irish expats as well as top American scientists.

...

SFI's mandate is to spend €646 million (USD $770 million) between 2000 and 2006 on academic researchers and research teams in biotechnology and information and communications technology. Last year, they lured prominent genetics researcher John F. Atkins back to Ireland using €3.2 million over 5 years to support him and his research team.


interesting read



 
 

is there ne need to caption this??





 
 

ComikZone



 
 

Widescale Biodiesel Production from Algae

As more evidence comes out daily of the ties between the leaders of petroleum producing countries and terrorists (not to mention the human rights abuses in their own countries), the incentive for finding an alternative to petroleum rises higher and higher. The environmental problems of petroleum have finally been surpassed by the strategic weakness of being dependent on a fuel that can only be purchased from tyrants.



 
 

The bull gets its chance too





 
 

Banned album covers

take a look at what they didn't want you to see



 
 

How gay are you?

Men! Gone are the days when skincare products in your bathroom made your girl start looking for gay mags under your bed. No longer do you have to down pints and arm wrestle to prove your masculinity. Finally it is acceptable to cleanse, tone and moisturise. Finally it is okay to inject that little bit of gayness into your life. But how gay are you? Over gay, under gay or just gay enough? Take the quiz to find out...



 
 



 
 

Did you know that Queen Victoria used marijuana, to help relieve menstrual cramp pain?



 
 

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

what kind of lamers believe in this kind of shit?!



 
 

Difference between Eastern and Western education

You decide for yourself where you're gonna fit in ;)

Good 'ol wholesome eastern education



'N the new wholesome western education





 
 

Bahria University - Islamabad Campus

what course is this? i wanna sign up if of course the instructor is this slutty chick :P





 
 

May 25, 2004

 

poodles... bitches... !



 
 

do you know how to tie your shoelaces?

you might but not as fast as this!!!



 
 

World Sexual Records

need i say more?! :P



 
 

Greek Doors





 
 

gmail swap



 
 

As 404s go... this one is a class... !!!



 
 

Martin Cooper





 
 

Alvin Booth





 
 

terry palka





 
 

horny driver!!!



 
 

Wet T-Shirt Contest



 
 



would anyone care to caption this? :P



 
 

is that how halle berry got her oscar?

i don think so... won't be givin nethin for those lil ones :P



 
 





 
 

Half-Life Case Mod



sumthin my friend mujahid is gonna love



 
 

stupid chick chokin on an unnaturally large one. this is so gross that you hafta see it




 
 

Ferrari Club Nederlands

I had to leave early in the morning to see them arrive at the first location in the Netherlands. I didn't know at all what Ferraris would come. When I arrived at 8:15 there, first I saw was a bright red Enzo shining, and then a brand new Challenge Stradale and a whole row of Ferrari's. Then I met a friend for the second time, we've been together the rest of the day. The most still had to arrive, after 2 F40's and many other Ferraris we heard someting loud. Pretty loud! We looked at the highway, there it was, the black 550 Barchetta with some kind of amazing exhaust system. I saw that car one year ago, and since that I always hoped to see it again. The driver has amazing driving skills and he LOVES the sound of his Barchetta.

On to the start after the briefing for the first drive and a cup of coffee the prancing horses were ready to rock.

A yellow 360 Modena got to start first. Many more followed as you can see in the videos down the page. This was the first time we saw an Enzo driving. And the Stradale sounded very good too! Then the 550 Barchetta left with it's amazing sound. It was hard to keep staying where I was, the sound was sooo loud and beautiful. But then... a dark Mondial T came up to leave. At the moment he was going round the corner he spun, suddenly he smashed the front in a lamp-post. The poor owner and car drove back and we didn't see them for the rest of the event. Then a beautiful German 250 GT SWB with it's classic V12 note...

After all cars had left we drunk something in the restaurant and left to the second location in Germany. At a beautiful castle the Ferraris arrived around 12. It was great to see them all coming back. And we noticed a 512M had appeared too! The drivers lunched at the castle, we went to a restaurant nearby to have lunch. Then around 3 o'clock it was party time again. They left to the highway at a roundabout. A perfect spot for a bit of gas. The yellow 360 got to start off again and many more followed.

What happened and how it sounded, well AMAZING!!! The videos only give an indication, nothing is like the real happening.

All I can say now is, enjoy the watching!!



 
 

Axis of Eve



The Axis of Eve is a coalition of brazen women on a mission to EXPOSE and DEPOSE President Select George W. Bush and his deceitful administration. Convinced that effective political action can be irreverent and exciting, we have launched a titillating campaign of TRUTH-FLASHING coordinated around our provocative line of protest panties.



 
 

Word Origins

Etymology is the study of word origins. Where words come from is a fascinating subject, full of folklore and historical lessons. Often, popular tales of a word's origin arise. Sometimes these are true; more often they are not. While it often seems disappointing when a neat little tale turns out to be untrue, almost invariably the true origin is just as interesting.



 
 

cost of sex with your girlfriend?

i bet you didn't have any idea of the costs involved

and also check out the cost of sex with the women you pick up




 
 

New FTC rule requiring pornographic e-mail to be labeled takes effect

U.S. e-mail users who have resigned themselves to being shocked by eye-popping pornographic messages in their inboxes can expect some relief, as federal legislation governing sexually explicit unsolicited commercial e-mail takes effect.

In April, the U.S. Federal Trade Commission adopted the rule, part of the 2003 CAN-SPAM Act, which requires spam containing sexually oriented material to contain the label "SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT" in the subject line. The FTC likened the requirement to putting an electronic "brown paper wrapper" around raunchy spam. Spammers who ignore the law risk fines, the FTC said.

The rule is designed to protect e-mail recipients from graphic and unsolicited sexual images. The labels make it easier to spot and filter out such messages before they land in a recipient's inbox. In addition to the label, explicit spam must include a valid postal address for the sender, the FTC said.

The Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing (CAN-SPAM) Act was signed into law by President Bush on December 16, 2003 and required the FTC to adopt a mark or notice identifying sexually explicit spam within 120 days after passage.

The final rule, which goes into effect Wednesday, reflects feedback from the public on the label, which was originally supposed to read "SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT-CONTENT," but later shortened to allow more of the e-mail subject line to be readable, the FTC said.

In April, the FTC announced the first criminal cases stemming from violations of CAN-SPAM. Two alleged spammers, Phoenix Avatar of Detroit and Global Web Promotions of Australia and New Zealand, were charged with violating CAN-SPAM and other federal laws governing false advertising when they used e-mail messages to market bogus human growth hormone and diet patch products.

Spam allegedly sent by the two companies was responsible for more than 889,000 consumer complaints to the FTC between January 1 and April 24, the largest numbers of complaints about any alleged spammers, the FTC said.



 
 

May 24, 2004

 

The man with the smallest penis in existence and the electron microscope technician who loved him



 
 

Fiestas



 
 



 
 

Vintage Love





 
 

When choosing between two evils
I always like to take the one
I 've never tried before



 
 

"Art is not chaste. Those ill prepared should be allowed no contact with art.
Art is dangerous. If it is chaste, it is not art." Picasso



 
 

Canadian Flames!!!

whteva tht is?!?! but its gewd ;)



 
 



 
 

the most severe impact of 9-11



:P



 
 

Charlotte Church says she'd rather be single
I'm sure a thousands of men around the world would agree.



 
 

Most Emailed Photos



 
 

These hafta be implants!!!



 
 



 
 

do u knw how to fold a t-shirt...... i bet not.... watch and learn



 
 

how's UR english?

betta learn some sooon



 
 

wouldn't you be smiling as well???



and another idea tht'll bring a smile, if not sumthin even betta, to ur face ;)





 
 

ahahahahaaa





 
 

Dubya is the world's most famous idiot...

check this guy out, who has to be an idiot, not to know dubya









 
 

Accomplishments of George W. Bush (Dubya) 


•I attacked and took over 2 countries.
•I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
•I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
•I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
•I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
•I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
•In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
•After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
•I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.
•In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
•I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
•I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
•I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
•I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.
•I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.
•I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
•I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
•I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
•I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
•I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
•Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)
•I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
•I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
•I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
•I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS).
•I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).
•I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
•I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
•I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
•I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
•I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
•I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
•I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
•The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
•I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
•I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
•I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
•I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
•I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
•I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
•I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
•I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
•I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
•I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.
•I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. (wink,wink)
•All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
•All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
•All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
•Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.



 
 

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A man is caught in traffic when suddenly someone taps on the window. He lowers the window and asks what he wanted. The man says, President Bush was kidnapped and the ransom is $5 Million dollars, and that if the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have threatened to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire!

"We are doing a collection, do you wish to participate?"

The man asks "on the average what are people giving?"

The man says "5 to 10 liters!"



 
 

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May 20, 2004

 

Iraq War Rationale: Version 10.0

By: P.J. Crowley & Robert O. Boorstin
Center for American Progress* -


In the year since the invasion of Iraq, the Bush administration has repeatedly shifted its justification for going to war and constantly changed its story on intelligence, the United Nations, reconstruction,
political transition and the cost to the American taxpayer. More than anything, the administration's war in Iraq resembles a software program that, at first, works brilliantly, but then catches the user in a cycle of
"fatal error" messages.
Here then, in Silicon Valley terms, is a review of the Bush administration's year in Iraq:

Saddam Hussein poses an 'imminent threat' to the American people.

Foreign Policy In Focus

Version 1.0 - Saddam Hussein is an imminent threat
Version 1.01 - Saddam Hussein is a gathering threat
Version 1.02 - Saddam Hussein poses a real and dangerous threat
Version 1.1 - The smoking gun will be a mushroom cloud
Version 1.2 - We can't afford to wait
Version 1.3 - We never said imminent
Version 1.3.1 - OK, maybe we did say it once or twice
Version 1.4 - We should have been more precise

Saddam Hussein is ready to use weapons of mass destruction.

Version 2.1 - Saddam has weapons of mass destruction
Version 2.2 - Saddam has nuclear weapons
Version 2.3 - Saddam has biological agents he's never accounted for
Version 2.3.1 - The trailers are mobile labs for producing chemical weapons
Version 2.3.2 - Unmanned aircraft are ready to spread Saddam's biological weapons
Version 2.4 - Saddam's going to make more of all these weapons
Version 2.5 - We all know where the weapons are
Version 2.5.1 - Well, Saddam has used weapons of mass destruction
Version 2.5.2 - Iraq is a big country. We'll find the weapons eventually
Version 2.5.3 - Saddam had weapons of mass destruction programs
Version 2.5.4 - Saddam had "weapons of mass destruction program related activities"
Version 2.5.5 - David Kay? Who's David Kay?
Version 2.6 - It's not about misleading the American people - Saddam Hussein is gone and that's the most important thing

The intelligence is clear.

Version 3.0 - We based our statements on our available intelligence
Version 3.1 - Saddam tried to buy uranium ore in Niger
Version 3.1.2 - Well, that was what the British told us
Version 3.1.3 - Did we tell you about Joe Wilson's wife?
Version 3.1.4 - Do you know a good lawyer?
Version 3.2 - The intelligence is absolutely clear
Version 3.2.1 - Intelligence is never 100 percent certain Version 3.2.2 - We didn't manipulate the intelligence
Version 3.3 - There was no consensus within the intelligence community
Version 3.3.1 - We saw the same intelligence the last Administration did

Saddam Hussein has deep ties to al Qaeda.

Version 4.0 - Saddam has long-standing ties to al Qaeda
Version 4.0.1 - You can't distinguish between Saddam and al Qaeda
Version 4.0.2 - There is an al Qaeda terrorist network in Iraq
Version 4.0.3 - Saddam has provided al Qaeda with chemical and biological weapons training.
Version 4.0.4 - Saddam will give his weapons to al Qaeda
Version 4.0.5 - Colin Powell: I have not seen smoking-gun, concrete evidence about the connection [between al Qaeda and Iraq]
Version 4.0.6 - Vice President Cheney: I still believe there's a connection.
Version 4.0.7 - CIA Director George Tenet: I told Dick not to say that.

The United Nations just can't handle this.

Version 5.0 - The UN had 12 years to deal with this
Version 5.1 - We don't trust the UN to handle this
Version 5.1.1 - We don't need the UN's help
Version 5.1.2 - The UN should play a vital, but not central role
Version 5.1.3 - You there, UN, tell Ayatollah Sistani that elections aren't possible
Version 5.1.4 - UN, please oversee the election process
Version 5.1.5 - Pretty please? We'll pay our dues

The war in Iraq won't hurt our efforts in Afghanistan or the hunt for Bin Laden.

Version 6.0 - Iraq won't affect our hunt for bin Laden
Version 6.1 - Assets have been moved from Afghanistan to Iraq
Version 6.1.1 - Assets are being returned to Afghanistan
Version 6.2 - We're mounting a spring offensive against bin Laden
Version 6.2.1 - We'll catch bin Laden this year
Version 6.2.2 - We hope to catch bin Laden this year
Version 6.3 - Even if we catch bin Laden, the threat will still exist.

Mission accomplished.

Version 7.0 - We won't need hundreds of thousands of troops - that's wildly off the mark
Version 7.1 - Mission accomplished
Version 7.1.1 - We'll stay as long as needed and not one day more
Version 7.1.2 - The troops will be home in six months
Version 7.1.3 - The Iraqi Army will provide security
Version 7.1.4 - Where's the Iraqi Army?
Version 7.1.5 - We've disbanded the Iraqi Army
Version 7.1.3 - The troops will stay a year and be replaced
Version 7.2 - We're training the Iraqi army - Iraqification will work
Version 7.2.1 - We don't need any more American troops
Version 7.2.2 - Well, maybe we do
Version 7.2.3 - We're keeping 30,000 more troops on active duty than were authorized
Version 7.2.4 - We don't know if this increase in troops is a spike or a plateau
Version 7.2.5 - We're establishing stop loss so troops can't leave
Version 7.2.6 - The Army is planning multi-year rotations
The cost to the American taxpayer.

Version 8.0 - Economic advisor Larry Lindsey: The war will cost $200 billion
Version 8.0.1 - President Bush: You're fired!
Version 8.1 - The war will pay for itself very quickly
Version 8.1.1 - Iraqi oil revenue will pay for reconstruction
Version 8.2 - Our allies will help us
Version 8.3 - We'll pay for the war through supplementals Version 8.3.1 - Congress wouldn't let us put it in the budget
Version 8.3.2 - Can we please have $87 billion?
Version 8.3.3 - Well, we really can't calculate what it will cost...
Version 8.3.4 - Well, maybe we can - $50 billion may be on the low side
Version 8.3.5 - Ask us after November 2...

Democracy comes to Iraq.

Version 9.0 - We will be greeted as liberators
Version 9.0.1 - We'll establish democracy in Iraq
Version 9.1 We'll turn this back to the Iraqis quickly
Version 9.1.1 - President Chalabi will be welcomed with open arms
Version 9.1.2 - Well, not so fast - we're prohibiting political parties
Version 9.2 - We have the November 15 agreement - it's unchangeable
Version 9.2.1 - We will appoint a small governing council Version 9.2.2 - Well, maybe a larger one
Version 9.3 - We don't favor elections
Version 9.3.1 - Caucuses work in Iowa, why not Iraq?
Version 9.3.2 - OK fine, we'll have elections
Version 9.4 - We can't return sovereignty until there is a constitution
Version 9.4.1 - Never mind, we'll turn over sovereignty first
Version 9.4.2 - We need to return this to the Iraqis - How about June 30?
Version 9.4.3 - We're still focused on elections - the ones on November 2

The bottom line.

Version 10.0 - Trust us. We know what we're doing


P.J. Crowley is senior fellow and director of national defense and homeland security and Robert O. Boorstin is senior vice president of national security at the Center for American Progress.
Source: Center for American Progress http://www.americanprogress.org



 
 

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Ten years ago there was an uplifting event which changed the way women looked at the world, and the way men looked at women.

Wonderbra launched their traffic-stopping “Hello Boys” ad campaign with this poster of Eva Herzigova. To celebrate Wonderbra’s outstanding contribution to the female form, we take a look back at some of the fabulous fronts to be captured on camera.



 
 

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May 19, 2004

 

History Made with Amateur Rocket

An amateur rocket carrying a ham radio avionics package reached the edge of space May 17. Launched from Nevada's Black Rock Desert, the 21-foot Civilian Space Xploration Team (CSXT) GoFast rocket quickly attained the 100 km altitude to make Amateur Radio and amateur rocketry history.

Two earlier CSXT attempts to reach space--the last almost two years ago--were unsuccessful. A jubilant Avionics Team Leader Eric Knight, KB1EHE, called the successful launch "a phenomenal experience."

"It just roared off the pad and flew into space," said Knight, who lives in Unionville, Connecticut. "Everything went like clockwork this morning, and it was an awesome experience. We're all kind of on an adrenaline high right now."

The GoFast vehicle--named for one of the project's commercial sponsors--lifted off from the desert floor at approximately 11:20 AM PDT. The CSXT team, plus observers from the Federal Aviation Administration, were up and at the launch site several hours beforehand, however, and Knight said the rocket crew--which includes several radio amateurs--did a "dress rehearsal" prior to the actual countdown and launch.

Knight said several West Coast hams who learned about the rocket launch from ARRL news accounts showed up to assist in locating the vehicle, which was estimated to have returned to Earth some 26 to 30 miles downrange from the launch site. Knight said Monday evening that the rocket had not yet been recovered, but the ham radio telemetry package was continuing to transmit.



 
 

High Tech Dentistry

Before I walked into Dr. Randy LaFrom's office, pain would shoot through my tooth, exposed by a receding gum, if I dared smile in breezy weather. The dentist's awesome laser fixed that. When I left, I could grin from ear to ear on the foggiest, windiest San Francisco day. The repairs took three minutes and didn't hurt.

That's the beauty of high-tech dentistry, and dental patients in metropolitan places like the Bay Area are lucky enough to have access to it. To stay competitive, dentists in Silicon Valley must shell out the $50,000 that some of these technologies can cost. Dr. Lafrom's office is in Cupertino, California, tucked among the industrial parks of high-tech giants like Apple, Symantec and HP. The town is overrun by geeks who expect more than the traditional fill and drill when they visit the dentist. And like anyone, they'd like it to be painless.

But it takes more than just owning the fancy gadgets to be a dental contender in high-tech central. LaFrom is required to take 25 continuing education credits per year to keep his license, but he takes 200 every year to stay current, and he's in six dentist study groups.



 
 

Can Cell Phones Ignite Gas Vapors?

A college student was pumping gas into his sports utility vehicle near New Paltz, N.Y., recently when he flipped open his cell phone to answer a call, and suddenly found himself surrounded by flames.

"The next thing you know, he said, he saw this big ball of fire," New Paltz Fire Chief Patrick Koch said. A worker triggered the emergency fire suppression system, which put out the fire, and SUNY New Paltz student Matthew Erhorn received only minor burns, though his phone was charred by the flames.

Firefighters concluded Erhorn's cell phone ignited vapors coming from the car's fuel tank as it was being filled.

"Cell phones can ignite gas fumes coming from the pump and cause a disaster," said Koch after the incident

But are the nation's 158 million cell phone users at risk if they don't hang up while they fill up their gas tanks? Although signs at gas stations warn against cell phone use, experts and a Good Morning America experiment cast doubt on the theory that cell phones can cause fires at the gas pump



 
 

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