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October 27, 2005

 

EQ 


Suraj Howa Madham
Chand Chalnay Laga

Main Thehra raha, Zameen Chalnay Lagee.
Kia Yeh Maira Pehla, Pehla Piyar Hay,
Sajna...


Sajna replied:
Nalaiq Yeh Piyar Naheen
EarthQuake hay

Bhag Baita, Bhag......



 
 

Japan developing remote control for humans 


We wield remote controls to turn things on and off, make them advance, make them halt. Ground-bound pilots use remotes to fly drone airplanes, soldiers to maneuver battlefield robots.

But manipulating humans?

Prepare to be remotely controlled.

Just imagine being rendered the rough equivalent of a radio-controlled toy car.

Nippon Telegraph & Telephone Corp., Japans top telephone company, says it is developing the technology to perhaps make video games more realistic.

A special headset was placed on my cranium by my hosts during a recent demonstration at an NTT research center. It sent a very low voltage electric current from the back of my ears through my head -- either from left to right or right to left, depending on which way the joystick on a remote-control was moved.

I found the experience unnerving and exhausting: I sought to step straight ahead but kept careening from side to side. Those alternating currents literally threw me off.


We call this a virtual dance experience although some people have mentioned it's more like a virtual drug experience

-- Taro Maeda, senior research scientist at NTT



 
 

Right............... 






 
 

Brand loyalty!!! 






 
 

Masking Bush 


Masking Bush



 
 

October 26, 2005

 

We get letters 


This just in: Walid Elias Kai, a Ph.D. in search engine marketing, is, it must be said, an avid fan of our company. Dr. Kai, who is Lebanese, and his Swedish wife Carol live in Kalmar, Sweden, where their son was born on September 12. His name? Oliver Google Kai.



 
 

October 21, 2005

 

Dione!!! 




A picture of Saturn's moon, Dione. I saw a picture on MSNBC taken by Cassini and the moon looked so beautiful. I only found this I could put up here. But I also got a couple of Saturn pics.






 
 

October 20, 2005

 

Quote 


If you fool others long enough, you'll start to believe it yourself

~ Shehzad Kaye





 
 

Quote 


It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.

~ Arthur C. Clarke





 
 

October 14, 2005

 

How earthquakes happen 




 
 

I.57 : Assassination of George W. Bush ? 


Par grand discord la trombe tremblera,
Accord rompu dressant la teste au ciel,
Bouche sanglante dans le sang nagera,
Au sol la face ointe de laict & miel.

~ Nostradamus I.57

By great sound the "waterspout" will tremble,
harmony broken lifting its head to sky,
Bouche blood-covered will float in the blood,
on ground the face anointed with milk and honey




 
 

I.57 : Assassination of George W. Bush ? 


Par grand discord la trombe tremblera,
Accord rompu dressant la teste au ciel,
Bouche sanglante dans le sang nagera,
Au sol la face ointe de laict & miel.

~ Nostradamus I.57

By great sound the "waterspout" will tremble,
harmony broken lifting its head to sky,
Bouche blood-covered will float in the blood,
on ground the face anointed with milk and honey




 
 

October 13, 2005

 

Video of the South Asia Earthquake 


A video of the South Asia Earthquake. A 7.6 magniture earthquake that devastated the northern regions of Pakistan.

Caught on tape on a security camera of a company located in Islamabad. The city is 100 kms from the epicenter. Imagine the magniture in the regions close to the epicenter after you see this and the severity of it in Islamabad.


The video is hosted on Google Video. I'm not sure if it's the best option to host videos! If anyone knows of a good video hosting site then do let me know!



 
 

aNiaz discussion: Folder Name limitations! 


Someone discovered that nobody can create a folder anywhere named as "con"
I tried it in a couple of directories it seems to be true!

FarrukhW:
Also folder with "prn" name. It was discovered by Farrukh

MehreenJ:
The following reserved device names cannot be used as the name of afolder.

CON, PRN, AUX, CLOCK$, NUL, COM1, COM2, COM3, COM4, COM5, COM6, COM7, COM8,COM9, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3, LPT4, LPT5, LPT6, LPT7, LPT8, and LPT9.

FarrukhW:
actually these are reserved dos devices names.

FarrukhW:
Well, there is a method for creating such named folders :)

FaisalF:
Farrukh you found the method of creating "con" folder in desktop. What is the script?
Farrukh is supposed to be making scripts. This was a joke if most of you didn't get it :P

MuddassirA:
I think this should at least give an error of reseved name. The thing about it is that it doesn't show any error message like the one that is shown when you put in invalid character in the name.
spoken like a true software developer!!!

AliA:
i dont want to create such named folders
The most practical answer from the most unexpected source!

FarrukhW:
Try this at your command prompt:

mkdir \\.\c:\con
Or
mkdir \\.\c:\com1

You can change the path to whatever location

FarrukhW:
Plus..
Once these are created, you can't remove these in normal windows folder deletion method. You have to use

RD \\.\c:\con

ZulfiqarM:
Yeah it should say something like
" is a reserved folder name that has been carried over because of the perpetual presence of legacy dos code within the current NT kernel. Please specify another filename"


Hmm... that's one typical aNiaz session at our workplace! When people get going, it's hard to stop. Like I say "Opinions are like assholes! Everyone has one! And they all stink!"



 
 

Temporarily adopt a child 


PIMS hospital has inside its premise a Children's Hospital where injured children from Kashmir are being flown in. Soon all rooms and space inside the hospital will be used up. Friends of Children Hospital have requested for your help.

What is required from YOU?

Anyone who has room and space in his/her home may volunteer to take in a child for a temporary period till s/he is able to go back to his home or till his family contacts you.

We need a volunteer, who can send out the mail to as many as possible, develop a roaster with names of confirmations who can take up a child and soon. As a first step please start circulating this mail to many as possible.

These children are the future of their land. They need your help.


PIMS Contact Info
Address: G-8/3, Islamabad
Telephone: (92) 926-0450, (92) 926-1170, (92) 926-1269, (92) 516-1170



 
 

Poor thinking hinders relief 


The road to hell, it is said, is paved with good intentions. That is exactly what the Kashmiri victims of Saturday's earthquake seem to be experiencing after five days.

The massive relief effort coordinated in Pakistan - especially in the private sector - has choked the road network across Kashmir.

On the road to Bagh from Murree - the main artery linking the Bagh valley in the Pakistan-controlled Kashmir to the rest of the country - dozens of ambulances carrying critically wounded people were stuck in what seemed to be interminable traffic jams.

The Pakistan army has set up a medical camp in the Bagh town - but it is desperately short on orthopaedic implants and related medical supplies which, say local doctors, have now emerged as the most urgent need.



 
 

October 12, 2005

 

Good advice 


When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

~ Al Franken



 
 

PIA will carry donations free 


I just checked PIA's website to see if there was any notification, and I found this:
Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) will carry all relief goods for free from all of its stations around the world.

PIA's booking Offices across the Globe (alphabetized by cities)
(New York, Chicago, Houston in USA, Toronto in Canada)

List of PIA's worldwide Stations by Countries



 
 

HELP QUAKE VICTIMS 


Some of the means by which you can contribute in helping the devastated people. Some are local NGO and Govt agencies and contact them as the method given for donating and more information.

President Relief Fund
If you wish to donate to the President's Relief Fund, just deposit your donations in any National Bank branch all over Pakistan.

For further information, call the Prime Minister's Relief:
Cell at 051-9213891 or 051-9222666
The President of Azad Kashmir's Cell can be contacted on 051-9209650

Pakistan International Airline (PIA)
If u want to send any material PIA is carrying it for free. Just contact any local office of PIA in any country or city and send the things to them or contact them for details. PIA will carry the goods without any fair.

Edhi Foundation
Karachi - 021-2201261
Lahore - 042 - 5414211
Islamabad - 051 - 2827844
Multan - 061 - 4583906 / 4549938
Quetta - 081 - 2830832 / 2830861

Fatamid Foundation
Dr. Sagher - 021-2225285 / 0300 - 9210647

Ansar Burney Welfare Trust
Sarim Burney - 0300 - 8243459 / 0301 - 8243459

Rotaract Club 3270
Lahore:
Natash Ali Mian - 0300 - 9464209
Farooq Abdul Qadir - 0333 - 4227114

Karachi:
Ali Hafeez - 0333 - 2298048

National Academy of Youth Trust
Mrs. Samina - 0333 - 3114726

Khidmat - e - Khalq Foundation
Karachi - 021 - 6328464

Al Khidmat Foundation
Lahore - 042 - 5433038
Islamabad - 051 - 2277343 / 2877933

Donate with SMS
Ufone and Mobilink mobile users can donate 3 rupees to earthquake victims by sending an SMS with DONATE to number 346. You can repeat the process for whatever amount you want to donate. The money will be deducted from your mobile balance and goes directly to people suffering from disaster.

RED CROSS
Help Red Cross/Crescent provided the following contact information:
· In Islamabad: Khalid Kibriya, Secretary-General, Pakistan Red Crescent;
Phone: +92.51.925.7404;

· In Islamabad: Asar ul-Haq, Disaster Management Officer, Pakistan Delegation;
email: ifrcpk01@ifrc.org;
Phone: +92.51.925.0416;
Mobile: +92.300.856.8136;

· In Delhi: Uzmat Ulla, Head of Delegation, India Delegation;
email: ifrcin65@ifrc.org
Phone: +91.11.2332.4203

· In Delhi: Nina Nobel, Programme Coordinator, South Asia Regional Delegation;
email: ifrcin134@ifrc.org
Phone: +91.11.2685.8671

· In Kabul: Fatima Gailani, President, Afghanistan Red Crescent;
Phone: +93.79.38.5533

· In Kabul: Vincent Toutain, Programme Coordinator, Afghanistan Delegation;
email: vincent.toutain@ifrc.org;
Phone: +93.7001.8727

· In Geneva: Charles Evans, acting Head of Asia Pacific Department;
email: charles.evans@ifrc.org;
Phone: +41.22.730.4455

MAP International
Visit website at www.map.org

LIFE International
http://lifeusa.org/

PM Earthquake Relief Cell Earthquake Relief Cell has been established in Prime Minister House. It will work round the clock and will receive complaints from the earthquake affectees. The phone numbers are: (+9251) 9213891 or (+9251) 9222999 [Ed. Numbers local to Islamabad]. Earthquake Relief Cell has also been established in the Ministry of Interior

Med Air
For more details, please contact: Robert Schofield, Emergency Desk Officer (language: English)
Phone: +41 (0)21 694 3535
Mobile number +41 (0)79 622 9984
email: robert.schofield@medair.org

John Farmer Operations Director (language: English)
Phone: +41(0)21 694 3535
Mobile number +41(0)78 867 0454
email: john.farmer@medair.org

Save the Children
http://www.savethechildren.org/

Banks
All Local banks, UBL (also in US and Dubai), Muslim Commercial Bank, Al Fallah, Union, Habib Bank, National Bank, Union, other local banks are accepted relief money also.



 
 

Earthquake Relief Information 


The following is a list of organizations and groups working to provide aid to people affected by the 7.6-magnitude earthquake that hit the northern part of Pakistan and India on Saturday, 8th October. People are cold, homeless, hungry, injured and/or still trapped under rubble all over northern Pakistan and Azad Kashmir. Please help.



 
 

S Asia's deadly Himalayan fault 


Experts have long been warning of the danger of serious earthquakes in South Asia - and say more are likely.

Many have struck along the southern flanks of the Himalayas over past centuries - but not enough to account for all the steady, northward movement of India into Asia.

The earthquake in Pakistan is the result of India's long-term, gradual, geological movement north into Asia at a speed of five centimetres a year - a millimetre per week.



 
 

October 11, 2005

 

Pakistan's Premier News Agency 


Officers and Staff members at Pakistan High Commission in India have decided to donate Rs 200,000/ in the Prime Minister’s Relief Fund, set up for the victims of devastating earthquake.

The decision was taken at a meeting held here today at the premises of the Commission. They condoled with the three staff members of the Commission Altaf, Gul Zaman and Iftikhar whose family members were killed as result of this natural catastrophe.

Twenty four family members of Altaf from Balakot, 18 family members of Gul Zaman from Bagh (AJK) and five members of Iftikhar’s family in Azad Jammu and Kashmir got perished in the aftermath of massive earthquake on October 8.

Pakistan High Commissioner to India Aziz Ahmad Khan and other officers expressed heartfelt sympathies with them on the tragic deaths of their family members.

They prayed Almighty Allah may rest the departed souls in eternal peace and give fortitude to the bereaved families whose members were killed in the natural disaster.



 
 

Some Big Ideas 


Scientists and researchers are always looking for new ways to fight disease, to make complex tasks easier, to make life better. A sampling of inventions in progress.

  • 'Rewiring' The Brain
  • Rip Van Winkle
  • Mind Over Matter
  • Better Vaccines
  • It Tastes Good, Too
  • Desktop Fusion
  • Your Body On A Chip
  • What's That Fish Doing In Here?



 
 

Frustration over aid delivery 


Frustration is mounting in Pakistan and India over the pace of relief efforts in the earthquake zone with many remote regions still not accessible after Saturday's tremor struck.

The 7.6-magnitude earthquake was felt across northern Pakistan and the disputed region of Kashmir, as well as parts of India and Afghanistan.

The death toll has topped 30,000 in Pakistan alone, with another 999 dead in India and one reported death in Afghanistan



 
 

Pakistan puts quake toll at 18,000 


The Pakistan earthquake toll has reached 18,000 dead and more than 41,000 injured, Maj. Gen. Shaukat Sultan, a spokesman for Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, said Sunday.

Sultan told CNN the figure was as of 7.am. (10 p.m. ET Saturday). CNN could not independently verify Sultan's figures.

He said the magnitude 7.6 quake that struck Pakistan and parts of India and Afghanistan on Saturday morning had killed 18,020 and injured 41,188 people.



 
 

October 07, 2005

 

Teen stabbed father over girl 


A jealous youth tried to kill his father by stabbing him in the heart after losing out in a love triangle with a teenage girl.

Sean Graham, 17, and Danielle Johnstone, 17, had a child together, before she took up with the baby's grandfather, Derek Graham, who was twice her age.

What am I meant to do ... just sit back and watch?" Graham said to police after he had walked into his father's living room and stabbed him as he sat in a chair.

The High Court in Edinburgh heard that the blow had not landed where intended and Mr Graham, 35, had escaped with a minor wound to the shoulder.

His son, of Wilson Drive, Hawick, pleaded guilty to attempting to murder his father in the early hours of 2 January this year in Mr Graham's home in Crumhaughhill Road, Hawick.

The advocate-depute, Paul Kearney, said that Mr Graham had been in a relationship with Danielle Johnstone, also of Hawick. He added: "Ms Johnstone had previously been in a relationship with the accused and, indeed, there was a child of that relationship. It appears that Mr Graham being in a relationship with the accused's ex-girlfriend was the cause of some friction."



 
 

RIAA sued by victim 


A woman who was sued by the Recording Industry of America for file-sharing has countersued the outfit for hacking.

Tanya Andersen, a 41-year old disabled single mother living in Oregon, has countersued the RIAA for Oregon RICO violations, fraud, invasion of privacy, abuse of process, electronic trespass, violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, negligent misrepresentation. She is claiming hurt feelings and "outrage", and deceptive business practices.

According to court documents here, Anderson said the record industry has been abusing the law courts and waged a public relations and public threat campaign targeting file sharing.


This woman totally rules!!!!



 
 

Python Bursts After Eating Gator 


Unfortunately for a 13-foot (4-meter) Burmese python in Florida's Everglades National Park, eating the enemy seems to have caused the voracious reptile to bust a gut—literally.
Wildlife researchers with the South Florida Natural Resources Center found the dead python last week after it apparently tried to digest a 6-foot-long (2-meter-long) American alligator. The mostly intact dead gator was found sticking out of a hole in the midsection of the python, and wads of gator skin were found in the snake's gastrointestinal tract.

The gruesome discovery suggests that the python's feisty last meal might have been too much for it to handle.



 
 

Chessboxing 


The basic idea in chessboxing is to combine the no.1 thinking sport and the no.1 fighting sport into a hybrid that demands the most of its competitors – both mentally and physically.

In a chessboxing fight two opponents play alternating rounds of chess and boxing. The contest starts with a round of chess, followed by a boxing round, followed by another round of chess and so on. In every round of chess the FIDE rules for a ´Blitz game´ apply, in every boxing round the AIBA rules apply.



 
 

Cow Milk Beats Breast Milk For Healthy Teeth, Study Says 


Experts have long hailed breast-feeding as the healthiest feeding method for newborns. However, not all the news is good news.

New research in rats suggests that breast milk causes more cavities in infants and toddlers than cow milk.


Sure... Cow milk beats breast milk for health
But... Woman tits beats cow tit's for voyeurism




 
 

October 06, 2005

 

Video Game Addicts Concern S.Korean Gov't 


The habit has even been deadly: In August, a 28-year-old man died after nearly 50 straight hours of playing online computer games. The man, whom police refused to identify by name, was moved to a hospital after he collapsed while gaming and died three hours later.



 
 

October 04, 2005

 

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when... 


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!



 
 

October 03, 2005

 

KISS 


To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is worse



 
 

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