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April 29, 2005

 

House Passes Abortion Restrictions for Minors 


The House of Representatives passed legislation on Wednesday that would make it a crime to take a minor across state lines for an abortion and create a national requirement for parental notification for underage women seeking to terminate a pregnancy.

The vote was 270-157, with most Republicans and more than 50 Democrats backing it.



 
 

On blogging and self gratification 


I read a statement today that I think captures the essence of blogging:

Having a blog is like masturbating in public



 
 

April 28, 2005

 

Hollow glass stops drinks being spiked 


A design student has come up with an invention he hopes will help eliminate drinks being spiked in bars.

Tom Martin, 23, has created the "Hollow" glass as part of his final year of a design degree at London's Brunel University.

The idea for the glass came after a friend was sexually assaulted when her drink was spiked in a bar last year.

He says the Hollow could stop future attacks happening because it is impossible to tamper with drinks in it.



 
 

Nokia takes aim at iPod 


Nokia unveiled new premium phones on Wednesday that included one with an MP3 music player that it said will outsell Apple's iPod and a camera phone that it forecast will surpass Canon, the world's top digital camera maker.

The world's top mobile phone maker expects its new luxury "Nseries" handsets, which feature built-in hard drives and high-quality camera lenses, to boost sales by differentiating it and increasing its industry-leading margins.

Chief Executive Jorma Ollila said Nokia would sell 25 million smartphones -- handsets that offer limited PC-type functions like e-mail, more than double the 12 million it sold in 2004.



 
 

Karin is amazing 


Hello! My name is Karin. Thanks for visiting my bio page. This is where you can read something about my personal philosophy and learn how to think about and see the world.



 
 

Wrong Twin 


A Romanian man is demanding a divorce after finding out he married the twin sister of the woman he fell in love with.

Vladut R, from Constanta, lived for three years with his wife Monica but says he couldn't go on with the "ordeal" because he loved her sister.

The man met the "love of his life" - Elena - a few years ago during a trip to France.

They were supposed to meet up again back in Romania but the woman decided not to stay in touch after she suffered an accident and needed time to recover.



 
 

Young & Wild



 
 

Beware how you google 


A simple misspelling of Google's domain name could lead to a Web surfer's worst nightmare. In a new twist to the old practice of "typosquatting", virus writers have registered a slight variation of Google Inc.'s popular search-engine site to take advantage of any users who botch the spelling of the google.com URL.

The malicious site, googkle.com, is infested with Trojan droppers, downloaders, backdoors and spyware, and an unsuspecting user only has to visit the page to be at risk of computer hijack attacks, according to a warning from Finnish anti-virus vendor F-Secure Corp. Via Thundersnake.



 
 

April 27, 2005

 

Haleh Bryan 





 
 

Jessica Alba: 'Bruce Willis Was Scared To Kiss Me' 


Former Dark Angel star Jessica Alba was stunned when she had to kiss Bruce Willis for a scene in their hit movie Sin City - because he nervously tried to back out of doing it.

Alba, who plays a stripper in the movie, was ready to get intimate with the Die Hard hardman when he suddenly asked director Robert Rodriguez if they could approach the scene differently.

She says, "It was easy for me. I've done a few kisses in my day... We had this big romantic kiss and it was supposed to be like this big epic beautiful kiss... like you're anticipating this thing."



 
 

MSN 


All versions of the popular chat program: MSN



 
 



 
 

Pac Man 


Here's the history of Pac Man. I think you don't mind that it's a very brief history.



 
 

Carmen Electra Wants A Flatter Stomach 


Carmen Electra, the sexy star and former Baywatch beauty, has claimed that she hates her body and feels as if she cannot get her stomach flat enough.

The curvy star states that, although she eats healthy foods and exercises 3 times a week, she sometimes feels disgusted with her body and won’t let her husband touch her.



 
 

Firefighter! 





 
 

Miss France 2004 could lose title over topless Playboy pics 


Miss France 2004, Laetitia Bleger, could be stripped of her title after posing for Playboy, as the committee which runs the beauty pageant forbids "licentious" behaviour for six years after taking the crown. The president of the Miss France committee, Genevieve de Fontenay, said on Monday that she was "dismayed and appalled" by the half-naked photos of Bleger in the adult magazine.

I could find only two pictures and they don't seem shocking to me.



 
 

Caption This! 





 
 

Gay Sport 


Here is the answer to the question "What is the gayest sport". And this is still an Olympic sport!



 
 

Restaurant Fined for Throwing Out Kissing Lesbians 


A Swedish lesbian couple who were thrown out of a Stockholm restaurant in 2003 for kissing won an appeal on Monday against an earlier court ruling that cleared the restaurant owner of sexual discrimination.

The Court of Appeals in Stockholm ordered restaurant owner Aziz Cakir to pay 50,000 crowns (3,700 pounds) in damages and to cover the legal costs of Sweden's ombudsman against sexual discrimination, HomO, which filed the appeal.

Cakir asked Anna Fernstrom and Susanne Gustafsson to leave his restaurant after they kissed and later told police he did not let anyone engage in such behaviour on his premises regardless of their sexual orientation.



 
 

Rare and Valuable Rock Albums 


Everybody has a crate or two of old vinyl records collecting dust somewhere in their hourse. Spend a weekend in the basement and hunt down these rare musical treasures. Yes, you too may have some rare and valuable rock albums stored.



 
 

Computer Virus Spreads to Human 


A software developer from Houston, Texas has become the first human to contract a computer virus, microbiologists have confirmed.

John Newman, an employee of vTouch Systems, came into contact with the virus through the use of a neural interface that his company is developing.

Avril DuChamps, a spokesperson for vTouch Systems, confirmed yesterday at a press conference that Newman had come down with the virus. All activities at vTouch have been suspended until further notice.

W32.0401.Worm

The virus, which has subsequently been identified as a variant of the W32.0401.Worm computer virus, appears to copy itself by exploiting a protocol vulnerability in the electroencephalogram neural link that vTouch Systems is developing to connect a human brain with external devices.

The virus is also unique in that it has the flexibility to toggle its reproductive code based on the medium in which it resides. Originally programmed in C++, it can shift to RNA-based replication once in an organic substrate.

While relatively harmless in the digital realm, W32.0401.Worm has caused some health problems for Newman, who is suffering from a mild fever and severe diarrhea.



 
 

Moore's Law original issue found 


A copy of the original Electronics magazine in which Moore's Law was first published has turned up under the floorboards of a Surrey engineer.
David Clark had kept copies of the magazine for years, despite pleas from his wife to throw them away.

Now the couple are celebrating after collecting the $10,000 (£5,281) reward which was offered by chip maker Intel.

Moore's Law, the principle that has driven the computer chip industry, celebrated 40 years this week.



 
 

Prime Minister's Residence Sold on Web Site 


India's intelligence department is investigating reports that a fraudster sold an American businessman the prime minister's residence in the heart of New Delhi recently, a leading daily reported on Sunday.

The businessman forked out 35 million rupees ($802,600) for the house that was up for sale on a Web site as a "huge sprawling mansion in the heart of Lutyen's Delhi with 24x7 running water and electricity," the Hindustan Times said.



 
 

He Sues Lover After Sex Change Hitch 


An Indian who became a man to marry a female relative was dumped after the surgery, a newspaper reported Monday.

Twenty-nine-year-old rubber tapper Kuttiyamma, born with both male and female genitals, had been in love with the relative, Laura, 25, for 15 years before having surgery to become a man and change her name to Binu, the Hindustan Times reported.



 
 

On This Day: 1962: First US rocket lands on moon 


The American moon rocket Ranger IV has landed on the far side of the moon but has failed to send back pictures due to a technical fault.
It is the first time an American spacecraft has successfully reached the moon - the Russians achieved the first ever lunar impact in 1959.

However, the main aim of the mission - to take television pictures of the lunar surface - was not achieved after all internal power on board the spacecraft failed two hours after launch.

The Ranger IV Atlas-Agena rocket, which took off from Cape Canaveral on 23 April, is one of the most sophisticated space machines ever developed.



 
 

On This Day: 1962: First US rocket lands on moon 


The American moon rocket Ranger IV has landed on the far side of the moon but has failed to send back pictures due to a technical fault.

It is the first time an American spacecraft has successfully reached the moon - the Russians achieved the first ever lunar impact in 1959.

However, the main aim of the mission - to take television pictures of the lunar surface - was not achieved after all internal power on board the spacecraft failed two hours after launch.

The Ranger IV Atlas-Agena rocket, which took off from Cape Canaveral on 23 April, is one of the most sophisticated space machines ever developed.



 
 

Airbus v Boeing: The next battle 


The Airbus A380, which is expected to cross the Bay of Biscay during its maiden flight on Wednesday, is unlikely to be watched with much pleasure on the other side of the Atlantic.

The Americans, or at least those in charge, are severely peeved at how a leg-up by European governments ensured the world's largest passenger plane was built in the first place.

Why so disgruntled? Mainly because of how it has affected the indigenous aerospace giant Boeing.

Two years ago, Airbus overtook Boeing to become the world's best-selling aircraft maker, and with the A380 it has stolen yet another march on its rival, pipping it to the top spot in the large aircraft long-haul market which was dominated by the Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet for four decades.



 
 

Market challenges facing Airbus' giant 


Superlatives often surround any mention of the Airbus A380 passenger jet.

France's President Jacques Chirac has described the giant plane as the "crowning achievement of a human and industrial adventure", while Britain's Prime Minister Tony Blair has dubbed it "the most exciting new aircraft in the world".

When the double-decker A380 takes off for its maiden flight - weather permitting - across the skies of France on Wednesday, it will certainly be the world's largest passenger airliner.

But does Europe's flagship commercial jet, which is due to come into service next year, have what it takes to be a financial success?

Airbus clearly thinks so.



 
 

April 26, 2005

 

Masturbation is fantastic 


Interesting commercial. Now let's all masturbate...



 
 

No gag reflex 


This girl is funny. She can deepthroat a bottle of water. And her friends are giggling in the background. You go girl!



 
 

Hospital Services Performed Overseas 


When patients needed urgent CT scans, MRIs and ultrasounds late at night at St. Mary's Hospital in Waterbury, Conn., emergency room workers used to rouse a bleary-eyed staff radiologist from his bed to read the images. Not anymore.

The work now goes to Arjun Kalyanpur -- 8,000 miles away in Bangalore, India. When it is the middle of the night in Connecticut, Kalyanpur is in the middle of his day, handling calls from St. Mary's and dozens of other American hospitals that transmit pictures to him electronically so he can quickly assess them and advise their doctors.



 
 

Woman Finishes Anthem on Morning News Show 


By the dawn's early light, Caroline Marcil finally finished on national TV what she started at a hockey game - a flawless rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner."

The Montreal singer was to perform the national anthems of two countries before the United States' 5-4 exhibition victory over Canada on Friday in Quebec City.

Despite two tries, she forgot the words to the U.S. anthem and then left to get the lyrics. When she returned to the rink, she slipped on the carpet covering the ice and plopped on her back before a Quebec Coliseum crowd of 7,166.

After lying motionless for a few seconds, the 24-year-old Canadian left on her own and the game began without either anthem sung.



 
 

272 Attempts To Pass Driving Test 


A South Korean man has finally passed his driver's theory test on the 272nd attempt.

Seo Sang-Moon has been trying to pass the exam for five years, costing him over one million Korean won ($1,000) in application fees.

The 69-year-old travelling repairman only started taking the test in 2000 after it was changed from a written exam to an oral examination because he is illiterate.



 
 

Man, 80, flies buddies for 'burger' lunch 


Going out for lunch in an era of high fuel prices has special meaning for Roger Levering. The 80-year-old retired investment banker enjoys heading to Indiana, Michigan, Pennsylvania or West Virginia for what his buddies call the "$100 hamburger" lunch.

Levering hops in his Beechcraft Bonanza at least twice weekly and flies a friend to one of his favorite restaurants. In Muncie, Ind., it's Vince's, which has a view of the municipal airfield and is home to the Muncie Jaycees.



 
 

It's the Rover graveyard 


Thousands of new MG Rover cars stand rusting at two disused airfields — a sad memorial to the fallen motor giant.

Some of the vehicles — worth £100million — have been stockpiled for months, depriving the firm of much-needed cash.

Administrators selling off MG Rover’s assets have to decide who owns the 10,000 cars at two Oxfordshire sites in Upper Heyford and Chipping Warden.



 
 

Worst football player ever 


Who is your team's worst ever player? Perhaps it's a player with zero ability like Ali Dia who was laughed off the pitch for being so incompetent.
Maybe it's the dreaded mercenary brought in on huge wages and expected to take the club onto the next level, but all he does is warm the bench and count his millions.

Here we take a look at a handful of those awful players the fans just want to forget!

Don't be feeling left out though if your club's worst donkey isn't listed... take a look at the worst players EVER for all English and SPL clubs!



 
 

Sandwich With A Slice Of Skin 


A man is suing a fast-food restaurant operator for more than $50,000, claiming he found a slice of skin on his chicken sandwich.

David Scheiding filed the lawsuit in Montgomery County Common Pleas Court on April 1 after rejecting a settlement offer from GZK Inc., his lawyer said. GZK owns the Arby's restaurant in Tipp City where he bought the sandwich.

Scheiding said he realized something wasn't right when he bit into the sandwich on June 18 and found a piece of flesh about three-fourths of an inch long.



 
 

Beach Football 


Are they doing that on purpose? Why else would these girls pretend to have great football skills? I think they are just trying to look good in their bikinis on the beach.



 
 

April 25, 2005

 

Soundless Sound 


Elwood "Woody" Norris pointed a metal frequency emitter at one of perhaps 30 people who had come to see his invention. The emitter — an aluminum square — was hooked up by a wire to a CD player. Norris switched on the CD player.

"There's no speaker, but when I point this pad at you, you will hear the waterfall," said the 63-year-old Californian.

And one by one, each person in the audience did, and smiled widely.



 
 

April 20, 2005

 

Prank fools US science conference 


A collection of computer-generated gibberish in the form of an academic paper has been accepted at a scientific conference, to the delight of hoaxers.

Three US boffins built a programme designed to create research papers with random text, charts and diagrams.

Two bogus papers were submitted to a computing conference in Florida, and one of them was accepted.



 
 

Eric Alan Pritchard 





 
 

Francesca Woodman 




Good sized gallery of work by the tragically short-lived: Francesca Woodman.

Here's a good biography of this artist if you want to know more.



 
 

Backup Trauma 


If you love John Cleese, you got to love this little commercial about disk backups. It's a bit long but watching John Cleese promoting backup disks instead of backup tapes, is always fun.



 
 

I predict a great future for this blog.



 
 

Dancing Queen! 


This girl has got quite some moves. "Wave your hands up in the air and show us your pussy, like you don't care!"



 
 

Treat her right! 


OMG: Mr T. is trying to sing.....this videoclip is soooooo bad; one way or another you got to smile when Mr T. is making his moves in this clip. Has it ever been on some chart?



 
 

Einstein 


"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."


It's a quote in which Einstein explains his theory in normal, non-scientific language. This is an interesting article about Einstein; did you know for example that he liked having an affair now and then?



 
 

Girl next door 


It's just one of the girls next door in black lingerie. At the end of the photoshoot there is only the girl.



 
 

AdTunes 


What was the music used in that television commercial?"
Now you can find the answer at Adtunes.com - the weblog of information on music from TV ads, movie trailers, and more.



 
 

Britney wants food for free 


Britney Spears likes to get drinks and food for free at her local Starbucks clains a cashier at the store.

According to the cashier, Briney would say to staff: "Don't you know who I am?".

The cashier said: "I told her you still have to pay. Sorry."

Another canteen worker claims Britney once attended the Broadway show Cabaret at Studio 54 and after a meal left early without paying



 
 

Caption This! 





 
 

Top ten Firefox browser annoyances 


Almost everyone outside of Redmond who has used one of the IE alternatives agrees that Firefox and the Mozilla Suite are much better than Microsoft's "integral-part-of-the operating-system, yes-I-swear-under-oath-it-can't-be-removed" pain of a browser (even while it can be removed).

So, I'm not going to write an article praising Firefox or Mozilla, the rest of the press has done a good job. In fact, I'll do just the opposite: I'm going to write about some of the key problems I see in Firefox, in the hope that perhaps it will help counter the "we're the best of the world" feel good attitude I've encountered lately from those in the Firefox camp.

So in the spirit of discordance, here's my Top Ten Firefox Annoyances list (in no particular order).



 
 

F1 Back Flip 


Could it be possible in the near future for an F1 car to join the circus? You would think so once an F1 car does a backflip and lands back on its wheels.



 
 

Secret Of Ashlee Simpson's Success 


This Ashlee Simpson gal really cracks us up. The singer's most recent backstage concert rider describes her four-piece band's "orchestration" thusly: "Drums, Bass, 2 Guitars, and pre-recorded sequences operated by the drummer." Along with keeping the beat, Ashlee's poor bandmate also has to press the play button (an indignity never suffered, of course, by Max Roach, Charlie Watts, or even the Spinal Tap drummers).

The rider also includes the 20-year-old performer's dressing room demands, which include a jar of pickle relish and a "Ubiquitous Deli Platter with appropriate condiments." We're pretty sure someone besides Ashlee came up with (and spelled) the word ubiquitous.



 
 

Don't cheat 


The number one reason why you shouldn't cheat on your husband while he is deployed: someone is gonna see your boobies.



 
 

3 teens charged with crimes against nature 


A 15-year-old girl has been charged with two counts of crimes against nature and one count of indecent exposure for an April 7 incident on a school bus, James City County police said.

Two 16-year-old boys were each charged with one count each of crimes against nature for the same incident. Other students reported that the girl exposed her breasts and performed oral sex on the boys on the bus, Maj. Stan Stout said.

All three students were suspended from school pending a hearing, he said. A spokesman with Williamsburg-James City County Public Schools declined to comment.

What exactly are crimes against nature? Flashing? Oral sex?



 
 

April 19, 2005

 

REVO 


Pakistan's own car: REVO



 
 

April 15, 2005

 

Developing Pakistan: Minority rule 


by Miguel Loureiro

Why is Musharraf in power? It isn’t because of his political skills, it isn’t because of his socio-economic skills, and it definitely isn’t because Pakistanis love military dictators. It’s because he promised Pakistanis (and “the West”) an enlightened and moderate state

Do you know what is a legislative election? It’s a process by which the citizens of a country (i.e. the people) select the people (or political parties) they wish to represent them in a legislative assembly (e.g. the National Assembly). In other words, the people choose a party that will then create laws for improving their country and their lives.

Do you know which party won the last (2002) legislative elections in Pakistan? Well, according to the official results PPPP got 25.8 percent votes, PML-Q got 25.7 percent, independent candidates got 14.1 percent, the MMA got 11.3 percent, PML-N got 9.4 percent, and so on. So that means that the citizens of Pakistan (the ones that voted) chose first the PPPP to create laws, second the PML-Q, third the independent candidates and fourth the MMA.


Full article here.



 
 

French chewing gum ad...

trust me you have to see this!



 
 

Weed-For-Dummies 





 
 

Toshiba's 'NanoBattery' Recharges In Only One Minute 


The new battery fuses Toshiba's latest advances in nano-material technology for the electric devices sector with cumulative know-how in manufacturing lithium-ion battery cells. A breakthrough technology applied to the negative electrode uses new nano-particles to prevent organic liquid electrolytes from reducing during battery recharging. The nano-particles quickly absorb and store vast amount of lithium ions, without causing any deterioration in the electrode.


Wonder when this is gonna show up on my cell phone!



 
 

Slap that ass!



 
 

Ali Landry



 
 

lambo doing at least 300 (km/h) on dutch hi-ways.... awesome car action.



 
 

Bad Girl Erin! 





 
 

You got that right! 




but are they?!?!?!



 
 

Google Maps vs. US Army 


Did you ever wanted to know where the US stashed it's firepower? Try using Google Maps and see an U-2 take off, a bunch of B52's parked, two SR-71's out in the open or a couple of aircraftcarriers docked. Also nice to see how fighterpilots are trained to park their planes in a orderly way. And a special treat for terrorists: Indian Point Nuclear Station.



 
 

Cross The River 


This is a little game to test your IQ. It's simple: everbody has to cross the river.......these are the rules:

1. Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
2. The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence
3. The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence
4. The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there
5. Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft
6. To start click on the big blue circle on the right.
7. To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.



 
 

Vida Guerra's cell hacked 


Apparently, sexy video model Vida Guerra is the latest person to have their T-Mobile pager hacked into. And boy does she like to take pictures of her own goodies. She reveals a lot in her photo shoots, but she shows so much more in these phone pictures.



 
 

Retard Pres 


I always said it. Bush is a complete idiot. When will the American people understand they got fucked?



 
 

Clever Dog! 





 
 

April 14, 2005

 

The Boeing 707 Roll



 
 

The truth is up there! 





 
 

Brad's Jolie good time 


Here's the burning question about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, is it just an innocent friendship?

"They were kissing and holding each other. He was rubbing her back. It looked romantic," an eyewitness tells Us magazine about Pitt and Jolie's four-day Easter weekend at a secluded villa at the posh Parker Palm Springs hotel.

If you could have Angelina Jolie, would yu go back to Jennifer Aniston?



 
 

Advertising Copycats 


Welcome on this free website dedicated to hunt and collect advertising copycats worldwide.
Tired of seeing the same concepts awarded twice? A feeling of deja-vu when looking at some Cannes Festival entries?
You've found the right place, to educate yourself and to have fun.



 
 

Jenna Bush on all fours 


A videotape of Jenna Bush in very high spirits at a bachelorette party is being sold and could end up on national TV by the end of the week. Luckily for Jenna, the cameraman missed "the high point ... Jenna on all fours doing 'the butt dance' — and doing it very well — as guys were ogling her thong," said our source. Club patrons do the suggestive dance when the deejay plays the 1988 hit "Da Butt," by E.U.



 
 

Caption This! 





 
 

Smoker's Body 


Every 10 seconds, someone dies from tobacco use, says the World Health Organization. Medical research suggests that those who start smoking in their teens (as 90 percent of smokers do) and continue for two decades or more will die 20 to 25 years earlier than those who never light up.

And there is a growing evidence that it's not always lung cancer or heart disease that kills them. On display are some of smoking's lee publicized side effects - from head to toe.



 
 

Uday Hussein's E-mails 


Do you remember America’s favourite spoiled brat, Uday Hussein? You know, the guy Uncle Sam knocked off on the 23rd of July? Well, a known hacker has cracked into his old email account and shared some of the explosive contents, a Green Rabbit exclusive!

How did Uday spend his last days? Was he worried? Trying to hide? Selling Iraqi homes on E-bay? It turns out, Uday actually spent the months before his death in Canada, trying to form/join various local rock groups! Check out some of the selected emails from Uday Hussein. Stay tuned next week, when we show the ENTIRE emails of Uday Hussein, and don’t worry, there’s no spam in Uday’s account.



 
 

Fran Drescher brusher up on her fellatio skills 


Actress Fran Drescher is such a huge fan of oral sex, she once took lessons to improve on her skills.

The brunette screen star admits that the size of a man's penis is very important to her - as is the way she treats it.

She says, "I've always prided myself on the fact that I never really judged a man by the size of his wallet. Much more important for me (is) the size of his (penis). That's the first thing my girlfriends and I ask each other: 'Was it at least normal?'

"We had a girls' night where we invited this woman who's like a BJ lecturer and she teaches you how to do this.



 
 

Miss Cleavage bust my face 


The former winner of a Miss Cleavage contest battered a pal after seeing her newly boosted boobs. Kerry McCormack, 22, launched a vicious attack that left Hayley Marsden scarred for life.



The assault happened in a nightclub as Hayley, also 22, showed off her new curves. McCormack smashed her childhood best friend's cheek and eye socket, hitting Hayley so hard she broke her knuckle.

McCormack won a newspaper's Miss Cleavage contest in 2001.



 
 

Woman Sues Hospital Over Photographs 


A lawsuit was filed on Friday on behalf of a woman from Chicago whose nude body was allegedly photographed by a hospital worker while she was under anesthesia and while she was being prepared for surgery.

The woman, who asked to have her identity concealed, is suing Edward Hospital. Police said an employee of the hospital, who was identified as both Jose Rostro and Raul Guzman, secretly snapped the digital photographs.

Rostro is slated to appear in court next week, Ferguson reported.

"It was six pictures of me in a compromising position," the woman said earlier this year. "They were pornographic."



 
 

Smoking Outlawed in 'Marlboro Country' 


Montana, which has served as Marlboro Country in magazine ads depicting rugged cowboys puffing on cigarettes while riding a fence line, is about to outlaw smoking just about everywhere but the great outdoors.

The state Legislature voted Thursday to ban smoking in all enclosed public places, including bars and restaurants.

The Senate approved the measure 40-10 on Thursday. It passed the House last month.



 
 

Backwater Town Replaces Jury with Magic 8 Ball 


Crakerville Tennessee, population 13. This small backwater town has remained largely untouched by technology and personal hygiene products for nigh on 80 years. That was until a new Sheriff came to town. Chief of police Bubba Ray Dion, although he could never be called a visionary, certainly plans to put his grade school education to some use......



 
 

Sheen Ban 


Denise Richards has reportedly banned estranged husband Charlie Sheen from being at the birth of their second child.

The former Bond Girl - who filed for divorce from the Hollywood actor last month - has "too much anger in her heart" to allow him to be present, according to friends.

Sources claim Denise, who is due to give birth in June, is furious at reports Charlie cheated on her with a string of prostitutes - something which he has since denied.



 
 

How does the other half live? Well, it depends. Try more like how does the other 0.00001% live?

According to the National Association of Home Builders, the median American house size is slightly more than 2,000 square feet. Compare that with the domicile of the world's richest man: As might be expected from one with that sobriquet, Microsoft founder Bill Gates' house is more than 30 times the average size. The NAHB says that most houses have three bedrooms, one fireplace and are sided with vinyl or aluminum. Some billionaires' homes have more than a dozen bedrooms, and the only vinyl is in the rare-record collection housed in the custom-built listening room.



 
 

Don't you know that beauty is only skindeep? Here's Jennifer Hofman to prove that.



 
 

ID row bad news for transatlantic travellers 


THE US and the European Union are embroiled in a row over biometric passports that may soon make it much harder for people to travel across the Atlantic.

The US has stipulated that any passport issued after October 2005 carried by a foreign visitor must include a biometric chip. These new passports are intended to increase security by including data encoding the owner's facial characteristics, fingerprints or iris scans, stored on a chip embedded in the document. This should make it harder to fake a passport, and also speed up border controls.

The EU has agreed to issue its citizens with biometric passports, but wants the deadline extended to August 2006 to give it more time to address what it says are serious security and interoperability issues. The US is unlikely to extend its deadline, as it has already agreed to postpone introduction of the new passport from 2004 until 2005, at Europe's request.



 
 

The Joy of Swallowing 


The readers of "Don't Spit Swallow" have shared their joy at swallowing cum. Here 50 of them share their feelings about the joy of swallowing cum.



 
 

Germans get rowdy in queue for naked women 


Organisers of a performance-art show featuring 100 naked women had to call in police reinforcements to control a long and impatient queue of people, police said on Saturday.

Scuffles broke out late on Friday as people tried to jump over the barriers to get closer to the women, aged between 18 and 65, wearing see-through stockings and greased with baby oil, who arranged themselves according to the instructions of United States artist Vanessa Beecroft, for the show, dubbed VB55.



 
 

Who would have thought that she had a webcam too? They're hilarious. Here are Vida Guerra's webcam shots.



 
 

Pink Hummer H2 


Some people would laugh at a pink car, but if you laugh at this pink 2005 Hummer H2, you might get run over. Lundy Nath, president of Kreative Import Technology, modified an H2 with LCD monitors, Louis Vuitton leather and a pink suede interior. The H2 was used in a recent Brittany Spears video "Do Something."



 
 

100 Coolest Cars 


Car enthusiasts love to sit around drinking beer and arguing the merits of their favorite vehicles. Ultimately, what we all want to determine is: What's cool? What cars really get attention at a show or on the street? What cars make their drivers seem cool? We polled our staff and contributors, whose prejudices have resulted in a fascinating take of the nature of automotive coolness. We whittled their selections down to a highly subjective list of the 100 Coolest Cars, presented here in descending order. Let the arguments begin!



 
 

Man Honored as "Village Idiot" 


The competition was fierce and foolish, but a man who accidentally sawed through a live electrical wire and topped that by wrecking his truck only hours after buying it earned the honorary title "Village Idiot".

Mark Carmichael's blunders won him the good-natured award that's been handed out for years in the tiny Brown County town of Story. The winner is whoever gets the most votes from regulars at the Story Inn's saloon.



 
 

Building nanomachines out of living bacteria 


LIVE bacteria could one day act as reconfigurable components for nanoscale electronic circuits, or even a scaffold for building nanomachines.

"Nature has developed these fantastic building blocks," says Robert Hamers of the University of Wisconsin-Madison. "Our approach is to simply grab onto them very gently." His team have been using electrodes to manipulate individual bacterial cells, they will report in a future issue of Nano Letters.



 
 

Now you can be like John Travolta right in your own home. Of course you need a dance floor, but what better than a USB Dancefloor?

The First East Disco Dance Floor

1,536 LEDs
128 square feet
4,096 colors
30 frames/second
20,000 hand-soldered connections
...best parties ever!



 
 

TireTagz 


You may have seen those bling bling cars where it looks like the wheels keep on spinngning even if the car is not running. Do you think it can't get any worse? If so, you're wrong. Now there's TireTagz.



 
 

Girls, remember, never tell the secrets a friend of yours told you about herself and her dildo to other people!



 
 

So much for outsourcing 


The Indian offshore outsourcing industry has been rocked by the revelation that call centre workers in Pune have been arrested for allegedly looting $350,000 from the accounts of Citibank's US customers.

The three staff are former employees at Indian business process outsourcing (BPO) firm Mphasis, which runs call centre services for Citibank's US customers in Bangalore and Pune. Nine other gang members were also arrested.

The former Mphasis staff used their positions dealing with Citibank's customers to trick four of them into giving out the PIN numbers to their accounts, allowing the staff to transfer funds into the bank accounts of other gang members.



 
 

Chocolate Syrup Wrestling 


One of the products known to arouse people is chocolate. Here's once again why people consider chocolate to be an aphrodisiac. It's Chocolate Syrup Wrestling with a lot of photocameras around.




 
 

Absurd Patents 


People invent stuff. But not everybody is an Albert Einstein, an Alexander Graham Bell or a Thomas Edison. But they want their products registered nonetheless. So why not try and get your invention patented?

To see some of the stupid ideas you can check Absurd Patents.



 
 

28 Hour Day 


Did you ever feel like there just weren't enough hours in the day? Have you ever stayed up late because you weren't tired enough to go to bed? Have you ever felt like you didn't get enough sleep and it was, too soon, time to get up? Have you ever wished for more free time to pursue different activities and goals?

If you can relate to these feelings, you will be interested in the 28 Hour Day.


This has to be the stupidest concept ever!



 
 

Bin Laden Bribed Afghan Militias, German Officials Says 


The head of the German intelligence agency, in an interview published here today, said that Osama bin Laden had been able to elude capture after the American invasion of Afghanistan by paying bribes to the Afghan militias delegated the task of finding him.

The principal mistake was made already in 2001, when one wanted bin Laden to be apprehended by the Afghan militias in Tora Bora," the intelligence official, August Hanning, said in an interview with the German business newspaper Handelsblatt.

"There, bin Laden could buy himself free with a lot of money," Mr. Hanning said.


With all the high-tech gadgetry and sophisticated weapons, the American pussies had to rely on the poorly armed and untrained Afghans. Talk about common sense!



 
 

The clock that wakes you when you are ready 


ARE you a real grump in the mornings? Do you wake up every day feeling tired, embittered, aggrieved, and all too ready to hit the snooze button? If so, then a new alarm clock could be just for you.

The clock, called SleepSmart, measures your sleep cycle, and waits for you to be in your lightest phase of sleep before rousing you. Its makers say that should ensure you wake up feeling refreshed every morning.


Some people would want that in their wives



 
 

I'm Rick James, bitch 


A Hattiesburg, Miss., policewoman and her husband found out the hard way how popular Dave Chappelle's Comedy Central show is - especially his catch phrase, "I'm Rick James, bitch!" Diane James' husband, Rick James, is running for Hattiesburg City Council. She wrote to Comedy Central: "Due to the popularity of the Dave Chappelle show, people keep stealing our 'Vote Rick James' yard signs ...



 
 

Pandemic-causing 'Asian flu' accidentally released 


The virus that caused the 1957 “Asian flu” pandemic has been accidentally released by a lab in the US, and sent all over the world in test kits which scientists are now scrambling to destroy.

There are fears the virus could escape the labs, as the mistake was discovered after the virus escaped from a kit at a high-containment lab in Canada. Such an escape could spread worldwide, as demonstrated in Russia in the 1970s.

The flu testing kits were sent to some 3700 labs between October 2004 and February 2005 by the College of American Pathologists (CAP), a professional body which helps pathology laboratories improve their accuracy, by sending them unidentified samples of various germs to identify.



 
 

April 13, 2005

 

Carjackers swipe biometric Mercedes, plus owner's finger 


A Malaysian businessman has lost a finger to car thieves impatient to get
around his Mercedes' fingerprint security system. Accountant K Kumaran,
the BBC reports, had at first been forced to start the S-class Merc, but
when the carjackers wanted to start it again without having him along, they
chopped off the end of his index finger with a machete.

The fingerprint readers themselves will, like similar devices aimed at the
computer or electronic device markets, have a fairly broad tolerance, on
the basis that products that stop people using their own cars, computers or
whatever because their fingers are a bit sweaty won't turn out to be very
popular.

They slow thieves up a tad, many people will find them more convenient than
passwords or pin numbers, and as they're apparently `cutting edge' and
biometric technology is allegedly `foolproof', they allow their owners to
swank around in a false aura of high tech.



 
 

Lincoln vs. Kennedy 


Have a history teacher explain this if they can!
******************************************

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Har vey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford".
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford".

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND.....................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...

Creepy, huh?



 
 

WM vs. MSN Messenger 


I always wondered but was too lazy to check out: What's the difference between Windows Messenger and MSN Messenger?



 
 

April 12, 2005

 

My New Cell Phone 


I bought this baby on April 9th, 2005. This is the Nokia 6600. For two days I have been playing around with it. Just take a look at it's features.




 
 

April 11, 2005

 

Law May Curb Cell Phone Camera Use 


Cell phone camera voyeurism will soon be a federal offense if the Video Voyeurism Prevention Act of 2004 continues its nearly unopposed march through Congress.

The bill, designed to protect people's privacy from prying camera phones, needs only to pass the House of Representatives and to be signed by the president to become law. While Congress didn't consider it before recessing this week, proponents say chances are good the bill could pass this year.

Still, cell phone manufacturers, while not actively opposing it, are quietly skeptical of laws that criminalize cell phone camera snooping.



 
 

French and Muslim Impossible 


For those that were able to catch it, the BBC recently showed an interesting and relatively objective presentation of the implementation of the new ban on religious symbols within schools on Tuesday evening at 9pm (BBC2).

The ban on religious symbols within schools has caused much stir and particularly amongst the Muslim community who feel the new law has been created to target the already much victimised and discriminated against descendants of immigrants in France.

The law, which aims to preserve secularism within State run institutions, states that no religious symbols must be apparent which might lead to someone being associated with a certain belief system or religious inclination. Much has been said about the headscarf ban and so I will let you browse the innumerable sites dedicated to this theme, however I would like to address the broader issue touched on by the show, which is that of being a Muslim in France.



 
 

Why Modi, butcher of Gujarat, backed out of Britain! 


Leaders love the lights, but Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi was not coming to London just to watch Gujarati folk dance at the 'Vibrant Gujarat' show at the Royal Albert Hall, or even to announce some new multi-crore investment by some British Gujarati. In the shadows of what turned out to be a non-visit lay the political agenda of building up a Hindu candidate for the British Parliament.

An Operation Hindu Vote has been going on for a little more than a year in Britain now. It's an attempt to harness the community vote so as to get something back via the MPs who benefit from it. "We are getting in touch with other Hindu leaders, and we want to launch the initiative countrywide," Kanti Patel from the Operation Hindu Vote campaign told Outlook earlier.

Modi in Britain would have helped Labour in Gujarati-heavy areas at a time when Tories are chasing its tail.



 
 

Sony aims to beam sights, sounds into brain 


If you think video games are engrossing now, just wait: PlayStation maker Sony Corp. has been granted a patent for beaming sensory information directly into the brain.



 
 

'Don Quixote' paragraph fits on a chip 


Physicists in Spain are celebrating the 400th anniversary of publication of "Don Quixote" in a very small way: they wrote the first paragraph on a silicon chip in letters so tiny the whole 1,000-page book would fit on the tips of six human hairs.



 
 

Woods wins Masters on first playoff hole 


Tiger Woods is the Masters champion once again, turning back a surprising challenge Sunday with a shot of sheer magic and a birdie putt to win a playoff he never expected.



 
 

April 07, 2005

 

Fair Warning! 





 
 

Talking about Fair Warnings! 





 
 

Warning for the Animals? 





 
 

Wimbledon! 





 
 

Dog Found 





 
 

The Latest in Gaming! 





 
 

Freedom! 





 
 

April 06, 2005

 

Get a Laptop 


A good reason to get a laptop



 
 

Join us in the park for our lunchbreak 







 
 

No p0rn in the air 


An irate businessman was chucked off a flight at the Easter weekend when he allegedly kicked up a fuss because Nationwide Airlines flight crew would not allow him to read Loslyf magazine on the aircraft.

"Nowhere on my ticket does it say that this magazine may not be read on the aircraft," said Capetonian AC Hoffman on Monday.

"And, I held the magazine in such a way that not even the woman in the seat next to mine could see what I was reading."

Do you want more Loslyf? Sure you do, here can see the Miss Loslyf contest.



 
 

Sony Ericsson 


Sony Ericsson strengthens mobile gaming offering with four new Java 3D phones.

Sony Ericsson on March 1, 2005, announced four more Java 3D-enabled phones including the K750, J300, K300 and W800 Walkman phone. Along with the two GSM/UMTS phones announced at 3GSM World Congress, the Z800 clamshell and K600, Sony Ericsson now has 12 phones supporting Mascot Capsule v3 and JSR-184. This 3D line-up demonstrates Sony Ericsson's commitment to mobile gaming and mobile Java 3D innovation.



 
 

Vatican 


I know it's not a live image, but it's impressive either way. It's a 360 degrees view of St Peter's Square at the Vatican.



 
 

How to get that perfect shave 


Ever since prehistoric man first scraped a seashell across his cheek so prehistoric woman would let him dance cheek-to-cheek, shaving has been a part of the male experience. But even with today’s high-tech razors, lots of men still get nicks, cuts, and razor burn. Today’s Tech Editor Corey Greenberg is here with the latest trend in male grooming that promises a better shave by going back to the old school.

What is the perfect shave and why do most guys get it so wrong?



 
 

Foosball Champs 


If i'm this good at foosball, I'll kick anyone's ass



 
 

Pay the fine even after you die? 





 
 

1 Horse Power 





 
 

Topless Alyssa Milano Found Within Microsoft Office Install 


A Swedish security group said Friday that they had discovered erotica stored among files inside Microsoft's Office XP suite.
The default installation of Microsoft Word, the group said, includes an explicit love letter from "Bill" to an unnamed recipient. One of the PowerPoint template files on the same disc includes a topless photo of celebrity Alyssa Milano, according to the Iannde security consultancy.

Microsoft apparently discovered the files some time ago. The letter and image file stored on the Office disc are unpacked onto a user's computer when the Office suite is installed. However, when the Office suite is patched and updated, the files are overwritten with more prurient content, Iannde reported. In the case of the so-called "Bill" letter, the file (\Program Files\Microsoft Office\Templates\1033\Elegant Letter.dot) is replaced with generic text.

Milano's digital image appears during a transition in the "Curtain Call" template (\Program Files\Microsoft Office\Templates\Presentation Designs\Curtain Call.pot) where an animated curtain briefly swings open to reveal the image of a topless Milano before the next slide is presented.

When the Office suite is updated via Windows Update's Office Update feature, the file is replaced with one that lacks the transition, Iannde said.



 
 

Toys for the Brits 


50 per cent of all women in Britain own a sex toy, a sensational new survey has revealed.

According to The Sun, the survey shows that these sex toys are all set to outsell washing machines, with 2.4 million girly gadgets being produced every year.

Ann Summers has just announced a 10 per cent rise in the sale of sex toys and a survey by Durex shows that more than half of couples use an aid to spice up their love life.

They found that the North Eastern part of Britain has 55 per cent of couples owning a toy, after questioning some 10,000 couples.Couples in Yorkshire are stand next with 51 per cent. The survey also revealed that the most popularly used sex toy is a vibrator with 53 per cent using them.



 
 

In case you didn't notice 





 
 

For sale: a Mercedes G500. Doesn't have a lot of milage on it. Comes with all the options available. Interested?



 
 

April 04, 2005

 

Del Amitri - Driving With The Brakes On 


Driving through the long night
Trying to figure who's right and who's wrong
Now the kid has gone. I sit belted up tight,
She sucks on a match light, glowing bronze, steering on.
And I might be more of a man if I stopped this in it's tracks
And said, come on, let's go home. But she's got the wheel,
And I've got nothing except what I have on.

When you're driving with the brakes on
When you're swimming with your boots on,
It's hard to say you love someone
And it's hard to say you don't

Trying to keep the mood right, trying to steer the conversation from
The thing we've done.
She shuts up the ashtray, and I say it's a long way back now hon
She just yawns. And we might get lost someplace
So desolate that no one where we're from would ever come
But she's got the wheel and I've got to deal from now on.

But unless the moon falls tonight, unless continents collide,
Nothing's gonna make me, break from her side



 
 

A Slovenian TV programme that tried to prove top models were brainless bimbos was scrapped after an ex- Miss Universe turned out to have a higher IQ than a nuclear physicist.

Iris Mulej, Miss Universe 2002, was found to have an IQ of 156 by scientists working for the programme makers.

She had to take a series of logic tests looking at spatial awareness, mathematical equations and problem solving ability. The test result forced Slovenia TV, the state broadcaster, to cancel its programme involving the model who left school at 16 to pursue a modelling career.



 
 

S-H-I-T 


A man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means
Thank Goodness It's Friday.
Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'"



 
 

Mena Suvari has vowed never to have her breasts enlarged. The beautiful American Pie actress says she'd look ridiculous if she had surgery to enhance her modest chest - and she has the experience to prove it, having worn a padded bra in the film Beauty Shop.

The petite actress, who went topless in 'American Beauty,' added that her husband, cinematographer Robert Brinkman, loves her breasts and wouldn't want them to change. The star revealed: "Luckily my husband thinks that my little boobs are very sexy."



 
 

13 things that do not make sense 


A lof of strange things are going in our universe. Maybe you would like to know a bit more about those weird things. Here's a list of thirteen things that do not make sense.

  1. The placebo effect
  2. The horizon problem
  3. Ultra-energetic cosmic rays
  4. Belfast homeopathy results
  5. Dark matter
  6. Viking's methane
  7. Tetraneutrons
  8. The Pioneer anomaly
  9. Dark energy
  10. The Kuiper cliff
  11. The Wow signal
  12. Not-so-constant constants
  13. Cold fusion



 
 

Physicists Slow Speed of Light 


Light, which normally travels the 240,000 miles from the Moon to Earth in less than two seconds, has been slowed to the speed of a minivan in rush-hour traffic -- 38 miles an hour.

An entirely new state of matter, first observed four years ago, has made this possible. When atoms become packed super-closely together at super-low temperatures and super-high vacuum, they lose their identity as individual particles and act like a single super- atom with characteristics similar to a laser.

Such an exotic medium can be engineered to slow a light beam 20 million-fold from 186,282 miles a second to a pokey 38 miles an hour.



 
 

April 01, 2005

 

MILF 


"..Dude, that's my mom!.." How stupid can you be at your friend's house?



 
 

"My thoughts on foreplay is that it needs to be slow, sexual and maybe a little bit of hot wax." Marry me, please!



 
 

Topless Radio 


Maybe it's just me who doesn't get it, but this radio station is called Topless Radio. Yeah, like I can see boobs through my radio!!! You should be on television to make this somewhat profitable. Now I can only believe they are topless.



 
 

So this is the real reason that the laptop has been invented by some (dirty) mastermind.....



 
 

The Beatles were satanists that had made a pact with the devil, and the bill had to be paid to the coven. Every band that has made a pact with satan has had a member die. Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, etc. In an interview with Barbara Walters, Lennon assassin Mark David Chapman clearly demonstrated that he was a satanist. In other words he was an errand boy collecting the payment for satan’s bill. He would then go on to shoot Beatle John Lennon to death.



 
 

LOL. Anal sex isn't fun for the ladies. It hurts...



 
 

Father's surprise: call-girl daughter 


An Israeli couple are preparing to divorce after the man summoned a prostitute to his hotel room only to discover she was his daughter.

The tale of family turmoil began some months ago when the father, a businessman based in the city of Haifa, was sent by his company to a course in the resort of Eilat for four days.

The Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv reports that the man took advantage of the visit to summon a call girl to his room on his first night there. And that was when everything started to go horribly wrong.



 
 

Is this girl into sports or is sports into this girl?



 
 

Valentino, the king of red carpet gowns, showed elegance isn't just for eveningwear, accessorising citrus-hued bikinis with large blooms and oversized handbags. Jean-Paul Gaultier's modernism emerged in layers and geometric patterns, while splashes of colour were also seen in the rainbows of Dior, Ungaro's deep cranberry ethnic motifs and John Galliano's trademark mix-and-match creations, sported with eye-catching headgear.

Those bathing suits may look nice, but when I am at the beach this summer I would rather see some different kind of bikini, don't you agree?



 
 

If Paris Hilton manages to lose all her money then Jason Itzler aka Pimp Juice is the man to save her. He is claiming that he easily could get $250,000 an hour for her with a four-hour minimum. Special wishes are included except taping Miss Hilton performance for personal use....



 
 

Top 100 Dumping Lines 


Had enough of that "loser?" Well, fear no more! Simply use any one of these lines to rid yourself once and for all of that annoying, soon to be ex-lover.

You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you.

Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.



 
 

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