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February 27, 2004

 

Ananova: The home of breaking news



 
 

Information Clearing House: News you won't find on CNN or Fox Mooooo's



 
 

The Impact Lab at the DaVinci Institute

Rated by Popular Science Magazine as one of the "top 5 science blogs in the known universe", the Impact Lab at the DaVinci Institute is nothing less than a relentless pursuit of the critical components that will make up the world to come. We're all about uncovering cutting edge, breakthrough, and emerging technologies and the forces impacting them. And we throw in some odd stuff just for fun.



 
 

The DaVinci Institute: "Unlocking your future...one idea, one invention, one business at a time"

The DaVinci Institute is an open, trusted source of thought leadership in businesses development for emerging innovators. Founded in 1997 as a futurist think tank, the DaVinci Institute decided to help invent the future, rather than just talk about it. Today the Institute carries a much broader mission.



 
 

The president's real goal in Iraq 


by Jay Bookman

The official story on Iraq has never made sense. The connection that the Bush administration has tried to draw between Iraq and al-Qaida has always seemed contrived and artificial. In fact, it was hard to believe that smart people in the Bush administration would start a major war based on such flimsy evidence.
The pieces just didn't fit. Something else had to be going on; something was missing.

In recent days, those missing pieces have finally begun to fall into place. As it turns out......


Read full story here.



 
 

kewl web utilz.... sumthin u cud use for ur blog!!! 


Tag-board.com

Tag-Board.com: the least technologically advanced message board

Tag-Board.com is the original free Tag Board service that allows you to provide your visitors with real-time discussion without the complexity of forums.


BraveNet

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We take pride in offering the fastest, most customizable and user friendly tools for your Website. If you don’t have a Website, get one here - for FREE! We have everything you need - from start to finish.


BasePortal

baseportal: "Building a new world..."

Whether news system, message board or product database - create your own web database in a few minutes - for free!



 
 

February 26, 2004

 

Accidental Death by Self-Bondage! urghghh 


"Autoerotic Fatalities (AEFs) are unintentional deaths caused by solo sexual gratification activities.

Most written material about AEFs focuses on noose-based autoerotic asphyxiation. However, many deaths are actually due to complications arising from physical restraint (self-bondage).

Any person who engages in solo physical restraint should be fully aware of the risks involved.

If a person decides to engage in self-bondage in spite of the risks, they should prepare a current legal will, in case of accidental death."


This is for all the pervs out dere!!!!



 
 

Billboards 



some really funny signs here!!!




 
 

When Office Supplies Attack

If you or anyone you know has been attacked by a piece of office equipment please send photographic evidence.



 
 

US begins hypersonic weapons program 


"The US military has begun development of an ultra-high speed weapons system that would enable targets virtually anywhere on Earth to be hit within two hours of launch from the continental US."

The US News networks are chilled to know about the terror attacks that are planned for the US but don't they realise what sort of terror this sort of technological advancement brings to the rest of the world. Living as far away from the US is no use now since they will be able to reach any corner of the world.

If only the idiots in power realised that instead of spending all that money on developing weapons (that are useless since the US military is already the most technically advanced) they could use that to bring about peace in the world and make the hate people have for Americans go away.


Read full story here.



 
 

Islamic Britain lures top people 


Nicholas Hellen and Christopher Morgan

MORE than 14,000 white Britons have converted to Islam after becoming disillusioned with western values, according to the first authoritative study of the phenomenon.
Some of Britain’s top landowners, celebrities and the offspring of senior Establishment figures have embraced the strict tenets of the Muslim faith.

...

The state-funded school in London founded by Yusuf Islam, formerly the singer Cat Stevens, has turned to Premiership footballers to provide role models. Sources close to the school say converts including Nicolas Anelka, the Manchester City striker, and Omer “Freddie” Kanoute, of Tottenham Hotspur, have made visits.

Read full story here.



 
 

Office Playground: Fun stuff for your desk

Let us help you experience the lighter side of office work with fun stuff for your desk. Check out our stress relievers, executive toys, desk toys, stress balls and much more. Whether you’re an employee, manager, trainer or just like to have fun at work, our variety of quirky and cool office toys will help make your office a playground too!



 
 

February 25, 2004

 

Saira Hussain


An East/West soundclash, a unique mix of classic Indian instryments and modern dance productions, all looped around triphoppy feelgood tunes. With a dollop of Bollywood thrown in at the end.

Based around the song writing partnership of Saira Hussain and Steve Ager and supplemented by the musicianship of Tom Simenauer (tabla), Jeevan (harmonium/keyboards) and Kunja (drums), Trickbaby is a much-feted unique five piece band.



 
 

Terror victim's husband sues American Airlines

The husband of one of the 11 September victims who died inside her World Trade Center office has sued American Airlines for more than $50m (£34.84m) in compensatory damages.

Read the news here.



 
 

Stupid Egg Tricks

Stupid Egg Tricks




 
 

February 23, 2004

 

Peapod Design

thanks to umeed



 
 

Online Trading

i was just thinking of doing this kinda thing.... so i got some links together to help me out wid dis
Some paki trading sites



 
 

February 20, 2004

 

Paki Prez Press Release 


Paki Prez after comments after the assassination attempts or some weird shit like dat......

ROFL!!!!

amazingly hilarious



 
 

umeed's new nick

"u laugh at me cuz im diff... but hey i laugh at u cuz ur all da same"

YEA RITE!!!



 
 

b00b Joke 


What did one saggy boob say to the other?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!



 
 

Blue Food is the evolving home of irreverent and artistic carnal expression. Contents of this site may be considered offensive to the humorless and those who are dead from the neck down. To those poor souls we can only say, with heartfelt enthusiasm...Piss Off!

It may also be deemed inappropriate to those whose uptight parents or totalitarian states restrict the healthy normal curiousity of hormonally-driven, pre-18-year-olds. To them, we offer condolences and hope you enjoy tweaking the nipples of fossilized prudes.



 
 

Pakistani scientist rejects money, UK nationality: Man of Year award verdict today 


LAHORE, Feb 11: Prof Dr Aurangzeb Hafi, a Pakistani scientist contesting for the prestigious international title "Man of the Year 2003 in Interdisciplinary Sciences" has rejected the "unofficial" offer that he accept British citizenship to be a winner.

He also turned down the offer of two million pounds sterling (or Rs210 million) for providing the original manuscript of his magnetosectorial model, on the basis of which he has joined the race, saying the invention was a trust of his country which he would not like to barter for personal gains.

The offer was made by the London-based International Scientific Council on Tuesday, only hours before the jury -- the council itself -- was due to sit in judgment on who should be decorated.

Dr Hafi was told that he should approach the British High Commission in Islamabad and get nationality within half an hour. However, the contestant for the award rejected the bait on the plea that he is a Pakistani and would like to win or lose the race in the same capacity.

The International Scientific Council is reluctant to honour a Pakistani, arguing that Islamabad is not a member of the Commonwealth. A Pakistani citizen, Jalil Khurshid, moved the relevant authorities in London on Tuesday and got the verdict stayed for two days.

Jalil reportedly said that the reservations expressed by the jury could be answered legally and thus he should be given time to prepare the case. The request was granted and now the name of the winner would be announced on Thursday (today).

Dr Hafi made a breakthrough in the modern scientific research by developing the magneto sectorial model for the first time in the world. His research would vivid far-looking and long lasting effects on agriculture, environmental and medical sciences, space biology, magnetohydrodynamics and multi-disciplinary sciences

Dr Aurangzeb Hafi is one of the six scientists shortlisted out of 1,376 from 900 universities in 60 countries by the International Scientific Council, headquartered in Britain.

The shortlisted contestants in addition to Prof Dr Hafi are; Prof Dr J.A. Walker, Dr I.J. Richards (UK), Prof Dr Okada (Japan), Dr J.F. Larson (Denmark) and Dr S. Nevelli (India).

Dr Hafi thinks that scientific research should not be judged on the basis of political considerations and inventors should be encouraged irrespective of their nationality.

DAWN article



 
 

February 19, 2004

 

tweeety!!! 


Word has it that the first incarnation of Tweety was pink.

But the censors nixed pink (too 'nude' perhaps), and Tweety was reborn in canary yellow. An apt albeit obvious choice.

Tweety fans debate whether Tweety is a boy or a girl.

I propose that Tweety was conceived as a girl (hence the pink coloration), but when the censors gave a thumbs down to that color the artists chose yellow

Pink is for girls. Blue is for boys.

Yellow is the color you select when buying a baby gift for a fetus of undetermined sex. In other words, Tweety is androgynous. Tweety is asexual. Tweety is unequipped. Which explains why the censors permitted it to go about completely naked.


BOY?GIRL?




 
 

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything



 
 

Mo' Art, Mo' Similarities 


Me and ma frnd umeed, durin our discovery of each other realised tht we have a lot in common. n by a lot in common i mean a LOT!!!

one of those is our luv of art. she's totally crazy abt like me.....

A Personal Exploration of 19th C. & Contemporary Landscape Painting of the Adirondacks and St. Lawrence Valley Region



 
 

February 18, 2004

 

my friend 'fatima' came up wid this nick.... n i liked it a lot so am sharin wid u all

"Attraction and lust really is like a drug. It leaves you just wanting more. However like drugs the first flush of love is temporary"



 
 

Progressive muscle relaxation is a systematic technique for achieving a deep state of relaxation. Dr. Jacobson developed a series of 200 different muscle relaxation exercises and a training program. Progressive muscle relaxation is especially helpful for people whose anxiety is strongly associated with muscle tension.

Anybody know about this?



 
 

February 13, 2004

 

OpenSource Resource 


SourceForge.net

The world's largest Open Source software development website.

Check out this site for open source software. Some of the software is surprisingly good and useful. Don't think that if it is free then it ain't good....



 
 

February 12, 2004

 

{ X-Treme } 


somethin my friend 'umeed' wud neva do but still has links to this kinda stuff :P

Shearwater Adventure (Zimbabwe)

111 meter BUNGI jump from the Victoria Falls Bridge

i say: XTREME!!!!



 
 

February 10, 2004

 

Are you into gamin?



 
 

Matrix 


Check out the second edition of the how the matrix was meant to be .... well.... how it was originally meant to be and how it turned out to be



 
 

Find a russian chick to be ur Stoli Bride. this is one kewl site and an amazin database of available russian women ;)



 
 

New super car in town?

Koenigsegg





 
 



 
 

February 03, 2004

 

A tribute to the Martyrs 


A tribute to the martyrs during Haj by Ali

"Dis is for the ppl who were priveleged enuf to die a martyrs death at the Hajj. Lets pray dat Allah gives them a place in Jannat"

May Allah bless their soul to have died while performing one of the most holy rituals.



 
 



 
 

February 02, 2004

 

!!! EID MUBARAK !!! 


!!! EID MUBARAK !!!



 
 

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