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April 30, 2004

 

MicroSoft Mouse





 
 

April 29, 2004

 




 
 



 
 

i got 80450 beatin the shit outta dubya



 
 

Random wallpapers



 
 

Federica Fontana

don knw who she is... the babes ok... but the site is amazin...



 
 

must be a gruesome smell, but well even the homeless people have a sex life.. probably faked, still nice ... :-)



 
 

Bendability



 
 

short of a dildo? get the mobile wid vibration!!



 
 

i wonder why people like mariah carey? i think its her eyes. or maybe its her smile. u tell me.



 
 

Galant GTS vs. Toyota Camry XLE V6 in accident avoidance test



 
 

this is why we used to watch friends



 
 

neva trust ur woman when ur away frm home



 
 

good ol' COMMAND.COM



 
 

The Smaller Picture

The collective consciousness is attempting to create a landscape.



 
 

see how tough hockey can make you



 
 



 
 

RateMyImplants.com



 
 

Defend Your Castle



 
 

for the pervs: a backdoor to index of /galleries



 
 

Women marry men who look like dad

Women tend to choose husbands who look like their fathers - even if they are adopted, reveals a new study.

The research shows that women use their dads as a template for picking a mate by a process called "sexual imprinting", says Tamas Bereczkei at the University of Pécs in Hungary and colleagues.


i betta ask old ppl who look like me if they've got 'hot'-lookin daughters :P



 
 

NEC Develops Fastest Rechargeable Battery

NEC Corp has developed a battery that can be recharged only in 30 seconds, company sources said. Called an organic radical battery, it can be recharged to the same level of power as that stored in nickel-hydrogen cells, which are widely used in digital cameras, portable MD players and other electronic devices.



 
 

Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On' 


WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.


taken from theOnion



 
 



a satirical take at the 'real' bush campaign :P



 
 

April 28, 2004

 

Have you ever wondered in what age cartoons were invented?



 
 

i'm wishin for the time when sweaters like these wud be the 'in' thing :P



but on the other hand... its quite a utility if its cold n a woman's gotta breastfeed



 
 

I'm a flatulent baby who likes to fuck women but what are you?









 
 

The Matrix Has You



 
 

despite the heavy baggage... she's fast!!



 
 

In 1990, Pepsi actually withdrew one of its “Cool Can” designs after someone protested that Pepsi was subliminally manipulating people by designing the cans such that when six-packs were stacked at grocery stores, the word SEX would emerge from the seemingly random design. Critics alleged that the red and blue lines on the “Cool Can” design were far from random





 
 





 
 

They were spectacular ....
They were rare and special ....
They might not be classic cars ....
But the world would not have been so exciting without them!



 
 

Full text: 'Bin Laden tape'

An audiotape purported to be from Osama Bin Laden has been broadcast by the pan-Arab al-Arabiya and al-Jazeera satellite channels. In the tape the voice offers conditional reconciliation with Europe.



 
 

Burning Man

Eight years of stereoscopic photographs from the
Burning Man festival.



 
 

Noisy Neighbours

Do you have noisy neighbours who disturb you? Although hearing some noise such as from TVs or children playing is entirely normal, noisy neighbours can become a problem. This leaflet looks at what can be done, whether you are a tenant or you own your home.



 
 

which driving skool didja go at?



 
 

Zinda rehti hain inki mohabattein



 
 

Silicone Holocaust

All bytches interested in InvestInMyBreast.com should please note



 
 





 
 

For those lonely bytches who should probably marry their hands



 
 

For Aria Giovanni fans.



 
 

Spot The Fake Smile



 
 

How would you feel about a person who thinks it is okay to grab your shirt and use it clean their eyeglasses? Its not like you're human kleenex!!!

Direct link to the video



 
 



n becks out to prove tht its true!!! :P



 
 

Tetris: The Bin Laden Release



l0lzZzZzzZZ!!!!



 
 

The Iconfactory: 12+ million pixels pushed



 
 

OTOFTC

Mission Statement: To discretely provide US troops shipping out overseas with the most sensually pleasing departure possible.

'Operation Take One For The Country' (abbreviated OTOFTC) is a movement of like-minded women (women predominantly as of right now) who have covertly organized into groups to frequent eating and drinking establishments near armed service bases where troops are preparing to ship out overseas, and take one for the country, so to speak. We are a virtual organization and have no official headquarters or charter. We believe US service men and women deserve our support and we are willing to make caring choices about making them happy.


i gotta be in the US Army :P




 
 

College Downtime: College entertainment at its peak



 
 

April 27, 2004

 

One-Min Vacation



 
 

Sporty Babe!!



 
 

InvestInMyBreast.com


it just gets weirder n weirder



 
 



 
 



 
 

GhettoRainbow

The most controversially underrated group in gangsta rap history. period.



 
 

Wet t-shirts
Showers
Bikinis
Spring break
and other common Google search items



 
 

ready for a night out at the Bourbon Club?



 
 

Would working out be really hard if you had Ocean Bloom as your personal trainer?



 
 



 
 

F5 F5 F5!!!!!



 
 

Can you tell me what is one of the most destinctive things about a Harley Davidson motorcycle?



 
 

The Saab 9-3XP!
(with World Famous Microsoft Reliability and Security - guaranteed to catch all viruses or your money back!)



 
 

change the way you move through the world.



 
 

reminds me of paki police!!! :P





 
 

YourCarSucks



 
 

Now i know my ABC's.



 
 

Dubya's fav site.



 
 

Stupid goalkeeper or what??!



 
 

how come they don call her 'slut'ney???





 
 

i don like golf but this is kewl shit



 
 

That's what perverts get!!!



 
 





 
 

That's what i call mother care.



 
 

Metroz



 
 

Girl caught on office security cam!!!



 
 



 
 

Big Brother Mexico



 
 

This guy knws how 2 play football!!!



 
 



 
 

See a breast .... n start suckin on it :P




 
 

Hate de bytch? Burn her!!!!



 
 

This granny kicks ass.



 
 

The New 2005 BMW M5







 
 

April 23, 2004

 

All About The Women Of 007

All About The Women Of 007




 
 



 
 

The latest craze: toothing.



 
 

Bandida!!!



 
 

Morse code @ the forefront of change

The French say arobase; the Dutch call it a monkey's tail; and in Japan it is atto maaku.

On a qwerty keyboard, it's shift-2. And next month, amateur radio enthusiasts will call it dit-dah-dah-dit-dah-dit. That is when the symbol @ officially becomes the newest character in the Morse code.




 
 

More 'russ' ready for porn film

On Tuesday 26 Oslo girls created a fuss by agreeing to and then withdrawing from participating in a porn film in order to help finance their 'russebil' - a party bus used by reveling high school graduates known as 'russ', who traditionally use the weeks leading up to their final exams in dissipated celebration. Now more girls are linked to porn financing.


And this is norway too :P



 
 

oooopppppppppppsssssssssssss!!!!

ooooooopppppppppsssssssssss!!!!!




 
 

So you're gonna be on cribs?



 
 

LOST ART :: FUCK OFF




 
 

Naughty Automata




 
 

April 22, 2004

 

Pool Fascination



 
 

Did u eva meet ne1 who was a total pain in the ass?



 
 

Tabootunes: Songs that have sparked controversies down through the ages



 
 

Art or porn?

The Good Old Naughty Days, released this week, is a smorgasbord of amateur porn from cinema's infancy. But can you tell it apart from the highest expressions of the seventh art?



 
 

When you first saw that car at your local car dealer you were absolutely certain that that was the car you really needed to have. The price was okay, sou you simply bought the vehicle. Driving around town was fun, you could pick up your friends, buy more stuff at the supermarket and more things like that.

And at the end of summer, in September, you were so confident about your little car, you thought it was a great idea to go on a holiday with your car. And that was when the trouble started.



 
 

absolut art



 
 

After ten tries i cud only manage just about 18.083 seconds.That's my best now u give it a try n Escape!



 
 


abs to die for!!!!!






 
 

Element: Every Piece Has It's Purpose



 
 



 
 

April 21, 2004

 



 
 

Now this is how i want webshots to be.



 
 

Rubber Boy




 
 

frm de mailbox







 
 

funnnnnyyyyyy pix :P























 
 

April 20, 2004

 

Yeti Games

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3


my scores

part 1 322
part 2 492.7
part 3 384.87



 
 

hahahaaaaa




 
 

Pearls



 
 

Wooden computers offer 'greener' desktop

wooden computers




 
 

Kill Bill




 
 

April 19, 2004

 

Janine Lindemulder

janine lindemulder


Hall of Famer Janine Lindemulder, considered by many to have been the most beautiful woman to ever work in adult, has come out of retirement – and this time she’s doing boys.

Lindemulder, who was best known by her first name, only performed in girl/girl scenes during her decade long career, most of which was spent at Vivid Video. A home video of Lindemulder with then boyfriend Vince Neil that was released on the Internet was her only boy/girl scene that was ever released on the market.



 
 

Nine Reasons Not To Drink

the last one is the best :P



 
 

April 15, 2004

 

Mod is the name of the game. BodyMod, CarMod and lots more but now be prepared for BoxMod.
BoxMod

thanx 'Mujahid'



 
 

DesktopPROJECT [upload yourself]



 
 

RateMeAPornStar

sure beats hot or not!!! :P



 
 

blank" 


The Passion of Stern



 
 

Driving instructions for the gifted.



 
 

April 14, 2004

 

eva mueller cutting edge,fashion,beauty,music professional photography




 
 

Boxing: box baby box!!! :P



 
 



 
 



 
 

tara mcpherson




 
 

goal!




 
 

Got milk?



 
 

Seems like this chick loves to tickle her little furry friend...
and that's not all she likes to do! Seems like she loves to play with other things to.....hangovers are not pretty baby!



 
 

Iso-phone

The Iso-phone is a telecommunication device providing a service that can be described simply as a meeting of the telephone and the floatation tank. By blocking out peripheral sensory stimulation and distraction, the Iso-phone creates a telephonic communication space of heightened purity and focus.

wud ne of u actually want sumthin like dis???



 
 

Have you ever been Bored Shitless?



 
 

No wonder Miss Venezuela is so popular!!!



 
 

Fight Club!!!



 
 

Mosley meets Wilcox a creative collaboration design consultancy design commissions furniture design packaging design lighting web design.



 
 

kewl furniture



 
 

Can you spot your car?



 
 

I really have mo idea why fraternities and sororities at US colleges always have names with Greek capitals. I can hardly believe they all take Greek classes....
But if you happen to master a few capitals you may want to join Kappa Kappa Gamma.



 
 

Cleric 'ready to sacrifice' to drive U.S. from Iraq

'I don't mind giving my life for this precious and dear country. But my message to the Iraqi people is that my killing shouldn't stop them from pursuing what they want as far as refusing occupation, their independence, and the propagation of Islam and peace around the world,' he said in the interview.

'I am not important, I'm just a body, You are a proud and free people that refuses all occupation and all aggression. So, don't use my death as an excuse to stop what pleases God and what propagates Islamic law.'


so how will the US justify its occupation of iraq now! the reason behind their attacks was the liberation of iraqi people from the tyranny of saddam hussain. saddam is no longer there but still the US faces opposition. i think this means that the iraqi population don't want them there and never wanted it.



 
 



 
 

April 13, 2004

 

VibeRider: The Ultimate Motorcycle Accessory!



 
 

Lexus LF-C Concept

Lexus introduced its third new concept design within a year when it unveiled the LF-C luxury sports coupe concept car at the New York International Auto Show. The LF series of concept vehicles are designed to define and launch an entirely new direction in styling for the Lexus brand. The LF-C provides a hint of the direction Lexus is considering for the next generation IS sports car.



 
 

Ford Mustang GT-R Concept

Ford Mustang GT-R Concept - 2004

The muscular Ford Mustang GT-R rekindled the legend’s road racing glory and the magic of 5.0-liter Mustangs in a stunning racing concept that made its debut at the 2004 New York Auto Show. The Mustang GT-R signaled a potential future race car, while honoring four decades of performance glory just days before Mustang’s 40th anniversary.



 
 

Audi RSQ Concept

Audi RSQ Concept 2004

The futuristic film car, known as the Audi RSQ, was presented to the public for the first time at the 2004 New York International Automobile Show. Tackling its most ambitious product placement project ever, Audi created the RSQ concept specifically for the epic event motion picture “I, ROBOT” which will be released by Twentieth Century Fox in the U.S. on July 16.



 
 

El "lucky SOB" postino 


On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars.

“Jeez,” says the mailman, “this is great, but what’s with the two dollars?”

“Well,” she replies, “since you’re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ‘Fuck him—give him a couple of bucks.’ Breakfast was my idea.”

must've been a blonde :P



 
 

another use for vaseline!!! 


One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.

“Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?”

“Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers.

The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?”

“Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”



 
 

Q&A 


Q: How is sex a lot like air?
A: Because it's not a big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: How do you define “making love”?
A: It’s what a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Q: What’s the worst thing about rising unemployment?
A: It gets harder to have sex with your girlfriend with her husband home all the time.



 
 

Sexy Chairs



 
 

Hip Hopper!!! :P

thanx 'umeed'



 
 

April 12, 2004

 

Re-release of the hit DVD 'what women want'
What Women Want & Need




 
 

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