Q: How is sex a lot like air?
A: Because it's not a big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: How do you define “making love”?
A: It’s what a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Q: What’s the worst thing about rising unemployment?
A: It gets harder to have sex with your girlfriend with her husband home all the time.
# posted by masquerader @ 14:23 ::

