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May 27, 2005

 

Decoration 


It is said that Mark Sutton (ITV) is one of the best F1 photographers around. I really didn't care until I found out that Mark also likes to point his camera at the decoration. I am convinced of his qualities and I'm sure you will agree after seeing the top 90 of his pitbabes collection.



 
 

Elvis Presley: the Nazi 


Almost 28 years after his death, fans of the King of Rock, Elvis Presley, can now see their icon in a radically different light; that as a Nazi.

The legend is seen wearing a Nazi cap and giving a Nazi salute in some pictures taken from a grainy half-hour home cine film. The pictures, believed to be from the sixties, were taken during a boat trip with friends and have surfaced at the same time as Presley's ex-wife Priscilla released his home movies. "I was given it ages ago, I think when I used to own a bar. But I had never watched it. It wasn't until I found it in the loft that I decided to. When I did I was shocked," Mark Vernon, who owns the tape, was quoted as saying.

Can you say Prince Harry?



 
 

Who's wasting away in Hollywood? 


While paging through your favorite celebrity magazine, do you suddenly and uncontrollably crave salty snacks? You're not alone. Just looking at the diminishing bodies of some of our favorite starlets sends us running for the Funyons. The gaunt look remains stubbornly popular in Hollywood, where carb avoidance could be an Olympic sport. But since when does "sexy" mean jutting clavicles, noggins better suited to bobbing on a dashboard and arms so twig-like birds could build nests out of them? We're not expecting the return of the Marilyn Monroe hourglass, but lollipop is not a shape to aspire to.



 
 

Bus Crash 


Okay, the weather was bad. Lot's of rain and spray on the road. But didn't the guy in the yellow car see that bus in his rearview mirror? And even more: why didn't he stop when that bus crashed?



 
 

Holy Smoke! 





 
 

May 25, 2005

 

First cUm, First served 


The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screams.

One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, "Well, it says on the menu, First cUm, First served!".



 
 

Gravity! 


Q. What Did Newton's cock Say To Newton?
A. Fuck Your Law Of Gravity, I Am Going Up



 
 

Which floor? 





 
 

Balcony Scene 


There are certain things Teri Hatcher should not do. One of those is getting on her balcony without a bra...



 
 

Death Row inmate asks to donate liver 


A convicted murderer scheduled to be executed next week asked the Indiana Parole Board to grant him clemency or at least enough time to donate his liver to his ailing sister.

"My sister is sick, she needs a liver," Gregory Scott Johnson said during a hearing Monday at the Indiana State Prison. "At this point, everything else--including my own life--is secondary to trying to help her if I can. I'm not so much asking for clemency as just a little more time to see if my liver will work for her."



 
 

Map Reveals Wind Power Potential 


Wind power could generate enough electricity to support the world's energy needs several times over, according to a new map of global wind speeds that scientists say is the first of its kind.

The map, compiled by researchers at Stanford University, shows wind speeds at more than 8,000 sites around the world. The researchers found that at least 13 percent of those sites experience winds fast enough to power a modern wind turbine. If turbines were set up in all these regions, they would generate 72 terawatts of electricity, according to the researchers.

That's more than five times the world's energy needs, which was roughly 14 terawatts in 2002, according to the U.S. Department of Energy.

The researchers readily admit that existing buildings, land rights and other obstacles would make it impossible to set up turbines in every single one of the identified regions. But they point out that even 20 percent of those sites could satisfy world energy consumption as it stands today.



 
 

Serena's Guide to Reading Women 


The traditional forms of palmistry and face reading can reveal much about a person's sexuality and approach to sexual matters. But when it comes to matters of love and lust you would be amazed to find out exactly how much can be revealed at just one glance.

The art of face reading provides many useful clues to a woman's innate sexuality and sensuality.



 
 

Serena's Guide to Phallomancy 


Welcome to Phallomancy, a very unusual and obscure form of body reading. We are all familiar with hand and face reading. But other forms such as podomancy (foot reading), telaesthesia, mammomancy and phallomancy seem right out there. But despite their apparent oddity, these have long been seen as legitimate forms of divination.

Believe it or not, phallomancy is an authentic form of body reading with its own ancient traditions. Traditional knowledge of phallomancy has been around for thousands of years in India and Tibet, even China, but it is difficult to find out very much information. However, I have been able to develop enough information to allow every visitor to do their own readings.



 
 

John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project 


John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project (JLAIP™) is recreating the personality of the late Beatle, John Lennon, by programming an Artificial Intelligence (AI) engine with Lennon's own words and thoughts.

Triumph PC's breakthroughs take the field of AI to an entirely new level, thus making Persona-Bots™ (robots inhabited with unique and authentic human personalities) possible and further blurring the precarious line between man and machine.



 
 

Exhibitionists pull for thrills in library 


Books and women it's apparently an exhibitionist's dream come true.

Two or three times a quarter, female Northwestern students studying at University Library, Evanston Public Library, Borders Books & Music or Barnes & Noble look up to see unknown men masturbating near them. Most of these men do it just for the thrill of being seen, said an NU psychiatry professor.

A female student saw an unknown man masturbating about 10 feet away from her while she was studying in the reference section of the University Library two weeks ago, according to University Police. The student looked away after she first noticed the offender and the offender was gone when she looked back up.



 
 

USB Goes Wireless with New Specification 


The new Wireless USB spec outlines plans for the technology to deliver speeds equivalent to wired USB, with bandwidth of 480 Mbps at 3 meters and 110 Mbps at 10 meters. Technology adhering to the new spec will maintain the same scalable device performance and capabilities of existing wired USB.

The Wireless USB Promoter Group on Tuesday announced completion of the Wireless USB specification, which now will transition to the USB Implementers Forum (USB-IF) to undertake certification, compliance testing, logo licensing and marketing for Wireless USB.

Wireless USB is the first high-speed wireless specification to combine wireless technology with wired USB.

The new spec outlines plans for the technology to deliver speeds equivalent to wired USB, with bandwidth of 480 Mbps at 3 meters and 110 Mbps at 10 meters. Technology adhering to the new spec will maintain the same scalable device performance and capabilities of existing wired USB.



 
 

Talk Baby Talk 


What to give your girlfriend for the times you are out with your friends drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and looking at other women?

A friend that can talk.



 
 

Open that bridge! 


Captain, captain, there's a bridge coming up!

Call them and tell them to open it up!

I already did, captain, but they I think they are sleeping...

Hit the brakes!

Too late, Captain!



 
 

Les Paul inducted to inventor fame hall 


Electric guitar pioneer Les Paul was one of 14 people inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame this year.

Paul invented the solid body electric guitar in 1946, and his Gibson Guitar Corp. model is one of the best-selling instruments in the industry. The 89-year-old Wisconsin native is widely renowned for his recording techniques.



 
 

Apple, Intel Rumored To Be in Talks 


A deal with Intel, said one report, could possibly result in Apple computers being sold at less expensive prices, which would better position them alongside the traditionally cheaper computers using Microsoft's operating systems.

Apple Computer Inc.'s computers could eventually be outfitted with chips from Intel Corp., according to reports.

The two companies are reportedly in talks that, if fruitful, could result in Apple joining old nemesis Microsoft Corp. in using Intel's computer chips .

According to some sources, Apple and Intel have had on-and-off talks for years, but the rumor mill is apparently picking up steam.



 
 

The baby from the cover of Nirvana’s Nevermind 


We’ve all been there: you’ve been dating someone for a few months and bring them home for the inevitable meet the parents get-together. Before you know it, out come the embarrassing baby photos.

But imagine if your early naked snaps were available to buy in HMV. Well, that’s the fate that’s befallen 14-year-old Spencer Elden who, as a four-month-old baby, was involved in a photo shoot that helped shape music history – Nirvana’s Nevermind.



 
 

What Bird Brains Can Tell Us 


Based on the work of linguist Noam Chomsky, scientists now believe human language ability also is in large part innate -- flexible until puberty when the ability to absorb languages is great, then much more restricted by rules learned in adulthood.

Humans have long assumed one of the things that separates us from the lower animals is the quality of our minds.
Our view of the capacity of animal minds has been heavily influenced for the past 400 years by Rene Descartes, who argued in part that since animals lack linguistic capability, they lack a mental life. Descartes thought that animals were simply automata made of meat. Even Descartes may not have been convinced completely of his own opinions, since he kept a small dog himself, breed unknown, one Monsieur Grat, of whom he was very fond.



 
 

10 Worst Ways to Break Up with Your Girlfriend 


There may be no perfect time to break off a relationship, but there are definitely some occasions when making your move is ill-advised...



 
 

And out come the camera equipped cell phones.............. 





 
 

Iranian woman 'gives birth to frog' 


An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog.

The Iranian daily Etemaad says the creature is believed to have grown from larva to an adult frog inside her body.

While it is unclear how this could have happened, the paper carries quotes from medical experts who say there are human characteristics to the animal.

It has been speculated that the woman, who has not been named, unknowingly picked up the larva while she was swimming in a dirty pool.

The woman, from the south-eastern city of Iranshahr, is a mother of two children.



 
 

Laser as Hot as the Sun 


Ed Moses talks of the "grand challenge" that has consumed him for the past five years, comparing it to trying to hit the strike zone with a baseball from 350 miles away or tossing a dime into a parking meter from 40 miles.

"That's the precision we have to have," says Moses, the director of a high-energy physics adventure to produce the world's most powerful laser -- one that scientists hope will create in a laboratory the energy found at the center of the sun.

In a building the size of a football stadium, engineers have assembled the framework for a network of 192 laser beams, each traveling 1,000 feet to converge simultaneously on a target the size of a pencil eraser.

The trip will take one-thousandth of a second during which the light's energy is amplified many billions of times to create a brief laser pulse 1,000 times the electric generating power of the United States.

The goal is to create unimaginable heat -- 180 million degrees Farenheit -- and intense pressure from all directions on a BB-size hydrogen fuel pellet, compressing it to one-thirtieth of its size. The result, the scientists hope, will be a fusing of atoms so that more energy is released than is generated by the laser beams, something scientists call fusion ignition. It is what happens when a hydrogen bomb explodes.



 
 

Birth as art 


A woman has given birth as part of an exhibition in a German art gallery in front of dozens of spectators.

Ramune Gele, 27, gave birth to her first child, a healthy baby girl named Audra, in the DNA art gallery in the capital Berlin.

The father, 29-year-old musician Winfried Witt, who said before the birth "it's a gift to humanity, a once in a lifetime thing", called the experience "an existential work of art".



 
 

Orange rolls out UK's first TV on mobile service 


Television on mobile is all geared up to be the next big thing as UK provider Orange, rolls out a mobile handset service, which will offer customers top TV shows and channels.

Channels such as Cartoon Network and CNN will be made available for a monthly subscription of £10. This will be UK's first TV-on-the-mobile service, which will allow customers to watch news, sport and entertainment programmes on their phone.

Running over Orange's high-speed 3G network, the service – which will be available from next week – has an initial line-up of nine channels including ITN News, CNN, Big Brother, Celebrity Love Island, Comedy Time, Cartoon Network, Toon World, Fashion TV and extreme sports. Further channels will be available in the coming weeks.



 
 

Man pulls car with ears while standing on eggs 


A Chinese man pulled a car with his ears while walking on eggs without breaking them.

Zhang Xingquan, ,38, pulled the car for about 20 metres in Dehui, Jinli province.



 
 

Lawyer completes 119 day speech 


A QC will today complete the longest speech in British legal history when he sits down after 119 days.

Nicholas Stadlen QC, lead counsel for the Bank of England, has been opening his defence in a £850m compensation claim.

Mr Stadlen's speech smashes a record set last year by his rival in the same case, Gordon Pollock QC, reports the Guardian.



 
 

Cellphedia Melds Facts with Mobile Smart Mobs 


When you need a quick fact at the office, you can always lift your head above "the cubes" and broadcast your request to your fellow workers -- or you can reach for your cell phone and send a message to Cellphedia.

Inspired by Wikipedia, the all-volunteer, online community encyclopedia, and Dodgeball, a cell phone-based social networking service, Cellphedia allows its members to broadcast questions to its community and receive answers, all through a mobile phone.

Registration for the service is free at the Cellphedia Web site. After registering, members choose areas that they're interested in -- art, architecture, food, music, etc. A member can ask a question in any area, but the questions go to people who have chosen the area as one that interests them.

Questions and answers are sent and received using SMS text messaging on a cell phone. A compilation of questions and answers sent through the service is maintained at the Cellphedia Web site.

Cellphedia is the cerebral offspring of Limor Garcia. She created the site as part of her graduate thesis at New York University's Interactive Telecommunications Program. So far, money isn't in the picture, but Garcia said she might have to look for funding sources if the service scales up. "The more I work on this, the more I realize that as it grows, it might be close to impossible for me to do this without some funding because it's going to take up a lot of my time," she said.



 
 

Want a Coke With That Railgun? 


A looming boom in in-game advertising got industry pooh-bahs drooling at E3, with marketers and game execs salivating over the prospect of colonizing one of pop-culture's last virgin territories.

In-game ads seem to be a terrific investment. Mitchell Davis, CEO of Massive, a company that connects game companies with advertisers, told an audience Thursday that his studies show in-game ads boost brand recognition by 23 percent to 35 percent. By comparison, he explained, a good television campaign might net a 6 percent to 8 percent brand lift.



 
 

May 23, 2005

 

Dubya's Address 


President "Dubya" Bush's annual keynote address to Congress



 
 

May 20, 2005

 

Top beaches 


From the Atlantic to the Pacific, our editors recommend stunning spots for surf, sun and sand. America's Top 10 beaches.



 
 

May 19, 2005

 

Critic takes on logic of female orgasm 


Evolutionary scientists have never had difficulty explaining the male orgasm, closely tied as it is to reproduction.

But the Darwinian logic behind the female orgasm has remained elusive. Women can have sexual intercourse and even become pregnant - doing their part for the perpetuation of the species - without experiencing orgasm. So what is its evolutionary purpose?

Over the last four decades, scientists have come up with a variety of theories, arguing, for example, that orgasm encourages women to have sex and, therefore, reproduce, or that it leads women to favor stronger and healthier men, maximizing their offspring's chances of survival.

But now they say the female orgasm is only there for fun.



 
 

'Super Size Me' turns to TV 


The man who made a hit movie out of eating McDonald's fast food for a month has filmed a "fundamentalist Christian" man living as a Muslim to find out what it's like to face the prejudice that many Muslims in America deal with since Sept. 11.

The experiment is part of "Super Size Me" Director Morgan Spurlock's new reality TV show "30 Days," which places people in a variety of unfamiliar circumstances for 30 days.

Spurlock made his name with the Oscar-nominated documentary "Super Size Me," about the impact on his health of a month's diet of McDonald's burgers, shakes, chicken nuggets and soda.

In one episode of the new TV show, a conservative straight man tries living with a gay roommate. In another, a mother turns to binge-drinking to send a warning to her daughter. Spurlock puts himself to the test by living on minimum wage.



 
 

May 18, 2005

 

The Alphabet of Life 


It's A to Z of life. From Arrival to Zombie



 
 

Cell phones can now receive Amber Alerts 


Text messaging will help find missing children

The Amber Alert system used by police to let the public know when a child is missing is being expanded to cell phones.

The wireless industry announced Tuesday that subscribers can receive text messages on their phones when an alert is issued. The service is available in every state and is free to subscribers of most major cellular carriers.



 
 

Riddle of pianist who will not speak 


He was found soaking wet in the middle of the night, unable to speak and dressed in an expensive dinner suit.

The only real clue to his identity is an astonishing talent for the piano.

The 6ft musician — dubbed The Piano Man — is believed to have suffered a nervous breakdown which has deprived him of his memory and left him unable to communicate except through drawings and a remarkable ability for music.

Two police officers discovered him stumbling along a road near a beach in Sheerness, Kent, during a storm last month. Police said that he was soaked to the skin, possibly from the heavy rain, but his clothes were so drenched that they thought he may have been in the sea.



 
 

Disney: "Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Are Too Big" 


Disney executives - all too eager to churn out the family hit of the year, it would seem - are allegedly distraught at the size of the ubiquitous starlets, ahem, chestal region.

Obviously completely unaware of the concept of 'something for the dads', the assembled suits have come to the conclusion that 'Lindsay's breasts were too big and some necklines were too low'. Scrabbling together a few coppers from the petty cash jar, they've now gone ahead and 'spent millions of dollars on CGI effects to raise her necklines and lower her cup size.'



 
 

Vomitus Maximus Museum 


Vomitus Maximus Museum:

This is what you get when you take Salvador Dali, Ralph Bakshi, John Kricfalusi, a half pound of the finest psilocybin money can buy, and 2 & 1/2 cups of pure evil, and toss them in a blender. Add a ton of talent and you've got some truly sick art. You'll love this shit!



 
 

Science facts catch up with movie sci-fi 


3-D teleconferencing, sassy robots ... but no lightsabers yet

"Star Wars" never did let scientific facts get in the way of a good story: Fans just accept that X-wing fighters fly through outer space as if they were jets in an atmosphere, that huge spaceships could float on antigravity drives or zoom faster than light, and that lightsabers cut through virtually everything except another lightsaber (why don't they just make the darn things longer?).



 
 

Where Do Mob Nicknames Come From? 


On Friday, the convicted Chicago mobster Frank "Frankie Breeze" Calabrese pleaded innocent to a new charge of racketeering. Calabrese is one of 14 alleged mobsters who were indicted two weeks ago, at the conclusion of a long-running FBI investigation. Among those fingered are Frank "Gumba" Saladino, Paul "The Indian" Schiro, Frank "The German" Schweihs, and the apparent kingpin of the Chicago mafia, Joseph "Joey the Clown" Lombardo. Where do mobsters get their nicknames?



 
 

How to fake fingerprints? 


In order to fake a fingerprint, one needs an original first. Latent fingerprints are nothing but fat and sweat on touched items. Thus to retrieve someone elses fingerprint (in this case the fingerprint you want to forge) one should rely on well tested forensic research methods. Which is what's to be explained here.



 
 

Personal parking space! 





 
 

Catch! 


Who will be the first person to punch the dude in his face?



 
 

Look up! 





 
 

How to get elected as class president - for Norwegians only 


The Norwegian Girl in this clip is trying to get elected as a president for the Russ at her school. During the first three weeks of May young Norwegians party while they run around in red or blue suits with writings on them celebrating their graduation. This is a tradition that has been going on since 1905. Special thanks to the 832 people who helped clarify this matter.

Btw.. her name is Lisa Skaret.



 
 

'The Boss' will kill you with his chainsaw 


When Bruce Springsteen descended on the Oakland Paramount Theatre last Thursday, to the howls and cheers of his apostles, he issued his first commandment of the night: “Turn the cell phones off, ‘cause I don’t want to charge through the crowd with a chainsaw; and try not to clap, or you’ll throw off my already tenuous sense of time.” With that, Springsteen began a night of incredible intimacy with the fans who have come to see him as the Messiah of a reborn rock.

He delivered a rock revival completely solo to celebrate the release of his new album, “Devils & Dust.” And this time, he wants people to listen. And the Boss’s wishes were obeyed. There was no clapping or dancing. Instead, the audience followed his command and sat absorbing the power of his songs.



 
 

Tiger Cubs Breastfed by Woman Die 


Two Bengal tiger cubs that were breastfed by a woman for nearly six weeks have died of dehydration in a zoo in Burma, according to a report.

The cubs were taken from their mother after she killed one of their siblings and refused to nurse them. Hla Hla, 40, the mother of a seven-month-old baby and relative of an employee at Rangoon zoo, had volunteered to breastfeed the cubs when bottle feeding failed.

“We tried our best to save their lives but they have been deprived of their natural mother’s milk, and their livers could not accept human milk,” according to the Interview journal, quoting Dr Khin Maung Win of the Rangoon Zoological Garden.



 
 

The Loudest Band in the World 


They call themselves "The Loudest Band in the World", and claim to hold the Guinness World Record for 129dB on-stage heavy metal. Reinforced exclusively by NEXO, American band Manowar has recently completed an ear-splitting tour of Europe, playing 35 shows in 11 countries to audiences of up to 8000 people.

The sound was provided by leading German PA company Ultraschall, a 36-stack NEXO Alpha system with 24x CAMCO Vortex 6 digital amplifiers, and FOH-mixed by Manowar engineer Jeff Hair, using a Yamaha PM4K.
"Manowar is one of the biggest US acts to be serviced by a German sound company this year," explains Ultraschall's sound designer Jesko Purmann. "This tour has been a great success for us. Manowar frontman Joey DeMaio has commended our crew, particularly PA Tech. Michael “Miwe” Wengerter and Monitor Tech. Ingo Thürauf, for their work, and Jeff Hair has been really impressed by the powerful, precise and clear sound of the Alpha rig."



 
 

Bill Gates sees mobile phones overtaking iPods 


Microsoft founder Bill Gates sees mobile phones overtaking MP3s as the top choice of portable music player, and views the raging popularity of Apple's iPod player as unsustainable, he told a German newspaper.

"As good as Apple may be, I don't believe the success of the iPod is sustainable in the long run," he said in an interview published in Thursday's Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung.

You can make parallels with computers: Apple was very strong in this field before, with its Macintosh and its graphics user interface -- like the iPod today -- and then lost its position," Gates said.



 
 

How to Be Famous in Ten Easy Steps 


I used to joke with my friends about how easy it would be to pretend that you're famous. All you really needed was a couple of big dudes in black suits and another guy -- the player -- in a dark pair of sunglasses. It seemed like a surefire way to pick up chicks.

So we finally did it, with a little help from my friends at the Houston Press.

In the span of five weeks we went to five different clubs, never had to pay cover and had a helluva time. Anybody can do it. All it takes is a few friends, some nice clothes and a whole lot of nerve. That, and these ten lessons.



 
 

Caption This! 





 
 

Legs Raise Eyebrows 


People in Henderson, N.C. are talking about the massive sculpture of a woman's legs, spread open on Welcome Avenue.

At first glance, it looks more like something you'd find at a strip club, instead of a quiet neighborhood.

A backhoe contractor, Ricky Pearce poured concrete into hand-drawn molds to create the 40-ton, 17-foot-high legs. Then, he lifted them into place with a crane.

"The project took about three years," Pearce said. "I was inspired by Marilyn Monroe's legs, with the skirt blowing."



 
 

Maranello: The home of Ferrari 


This is a story about a trip to the car enthusiasts’ Mecca, Maranello. It’s the place we have read about since we were kids, where they build the cars that still have the most evocative badge in the world, Ferrari.

The omens are good right from the start. BAR F1 star Takuma Sato is on the flight from Heathrow to Bologna, so we quickly put together a conspiracy theory that he is paying a discrete visit to the home of the prancing horse. He is whisked away from the airport and we see nothing more of him. The Planet Hotel is bang opposite the old factory gates. Underneath is the Ferrari store, selling everything from overpriced mugs and T-shirts to small bits of bodywork from crashed F1 cars. Across the car park, in a nondescript yellow building, is the F1 operation. We eat pasta and veal that night in the Montana restaurant up the road, walls lovingly adorned with pictures of Michael Schumacher helping out in the kitchen, and countless images of past drivers, their helmets and overalls displayed around the walls. This place is a shrine.



 
 

Mad new 217mph Maybach! 


It’s not the first time the two firms have worked together on such a project, as in 1938 the sleek SW 38 was created by Maybach for Fulda to demonstrate their latest tyre technology. The aim of the 1938 car was to achieve 125mph, the latest Exelero coupe already having been clocked at 218.38mph in the hands of ex-DTM champion, Klaus Ludwig at the Nardo high-speed test facility in Italy. Constructed using the Maybach 57 platform, Stola, the Italian specialist manufacturer was commissioned to build the Exelero. Its creation links another partner of that original SW 38 project – Pforzheim Polytechnic Department of Transport Design.



The Polytechnic co-ordinated the design of the Exelero’s dramatic lines via a competition among students. 24-year-old, Fredrik Burchhardt’s design was chosen as the eventual winner. The sleek lines penned by Burchhardt aren’t the only reason why the Exelero is capable of its 200mph+ top speed, as Maybach has increased the capacity of its bi-turbo V12 from 5.6-litres to 5.9-litres. The changes boosts power from 550bhp to nearly 700bhp. That’s enough to allow the Exelero to sprint to 60mph in just 4.4 seconds using super 100 octane fuel, despite a kerb weight of 2.66 tonnes.



 
 

May 17, 2005

 

Broadband through Gas, Seriously 


For starters, guys I would like to say, that I am not making this up. A San Diego-start-up, Nethercomm Corp., which has no trial partners or no known venture capital backers, is promising that it can deliver up to 10 gigabits per second broadband using natural gas pipelines.

The idea here is to encode the broadband signals using ultra wideband and beam them through the pipeline, and then at the gas meter, the signal is offloaded (using Nethercomm equipment off course) to on-the-premise wireline or wireless networks. The company, which lists Patrick and Ann Munally as co-founders, thinks this is a neat work around the current restrictions on the UWB for now. Since the wireless transmitters are in the pipeline, it is a closed environment. The company explains that its technology needs no modifications to the existing natural gas distribution infrastructures.



 
 

Cricket 


Stick Cricket



 
 

U.S. scientists create self-replicating robot 


Self-replicating robots are no longer the stuff of science fiction.

Scientists at Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y., have created small robots that can build copies of themselves. Each robot consists of several 4-in. cubes that have identical machinery, electromagnets to attach and detach to each other and a computer program for replication. The robots can bend and pick up and stack the cubes.



 
 

The Top Employers for M.B.A. Students 


When they envision their dream jobs, most M.B.A. students don't get all starry-eyed and idealistic.

Instead, they take a very pragmatic view and set their sights on the companies that happen to be paying the most and hiring the most. That attitude is apparent in the results of a new survey that asked M.B.A.s to name their "ideal" employers. In the annual study, students awarded higher popularity scores this year to nearly all of the management-consulting and financial-services companies, many of which have flocked back to campus with more jobs and fatter paychecks.

While they have traditionally been magnets for M.B.A.s, banks and consultants became scarce on campus during the bleak job market of the past few years, and some dropped in the ranking produced by Universum Communications, a research and consulting firm that surveyed more than 4,700 M.B.A.s at 50 U.S. schools.



 
 

Little Jonny wants to know what sex is 


One day, little jonny asked his mom what sex was.

"Tonight, go into your sister's room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do.

The following morning, jonny's mom asked what happened.

Little jonny explained "well at first, they were just kinda talking and laughing, but after a while they started kissing and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she said she was feeling hot.

So sister's boyfriend put his hand under her shirt to find her heart, just like the doctor would.

Except he's not so smart because both of them got sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.

About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh, and squirm around and slide to the end of her bed. then i finally found out what was making them sick - a big eel had gotten inside her boyfriend's pants somehow.

It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long! anyways he grapped it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When sis saw it, she got really scared - her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling to God and stuff like that.

She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen, I should tell her about the ones by the lake, anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.

All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and tried to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it, and the boyfriend helped by lying on top of the eel.

The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.

After a while, they both stopped moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough they had killed the eel!

I knew because it just hung there and also because some of its insides were dripping out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to the bed anyway!

He started hugging and kissing her again! by golly, the eel wasn't dead!It jumped straight up and started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats-they have nine lives or something like that. this time, sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it.

After a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because I saw sis boyfriend peel it's skin off and flush it down the toilet!"

Little jonny's mom fainted



 
 

News from Iraq 


I am not sure if the situation in Iraq for both the population and the soldiers fighting there is getting any better, so why not try to find a news reporter covering the news from within the country itself. Now is it safe in Iraq?



 
 

Retarded Bank Robber 


A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A FUCK UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the sniggers started. The security guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a fuck up!"



 
 

Smile! 


"Smile it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips."


No points for guessing the first...



 
 

CityPhotoLab 


CityPhotoLab is an online photographers community. Our visitors and participants live virtually everywhere around the world. Our goal is to give the individuals, enjoying photography, an opportunity to share their experiences.



 
 

Alessia Merz Paparazzi Pics 


I have no idea who she is. I think she is a model from Italy. But I don't care, because I am some sort of sucker for paparazzi pics. But you knew that all along, didn't you? Here are pictures of Alessia Merz by the pool. Yes, I think she looks good.



Then I searched some more on her and found a nice video of Alessia Merz as well.



 
 

850,000-dollar violin stolen from US musician's car 


If you had something worth $850,000, would you loan it to a friend who might leave it in her car while shopping for groceries? And how do you tell your friend that her $850,000 violin was stolen out of your car? Do you call, or do you visit in person. Maybe send an email.



 
 

Holy Ship, we're graduating 


Two seniors at this rural Florida Panhandle community's only public school have been suspended and others were punished after they violated their principal's ban on T-shirts that read "Kiss Our Class Good-bye" or "Holy Ship, we're graduating."

When dozens of Baker School students defied the edict by wearing the "Kiss" T-shirt earlier this month they were warned suspensions would follow if they persisted.

"There's an obvious suggestion that many people find offensive," Principal Tom Shipp said. "I guess I might be old-fashioned, but I believe values are important."



 
 

Eva Longoria: Brad Pitt - I will have your babies! 


'Desperate Housewives' star Eva Longoria has cheekily asked Brad Pitt to have children with her - by wearing a T-Shirt with the request splashed across the front.

The sexy actress, who plays cheating Gabrielle Solis in the hit show, was snapped in Beverly Hills with the saucy slogan, 'I'll Have Your Baby, Brad', emblazoned across her chest.



 
 

Arrested lottery winner 


A local man who won the $37.5 million Illinois Lottery jackpot last month was arrested Thursday on federal gun trafficking and drug dealing charges, according to a U.S. Department of Justice news release.

Agents with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives took defendant Eric Wagner, 32, of Freeport into custody. The charges resulted from a federal indictment returned Wednesday by a federal grand jury in Rockford. The indictment accuses Wagner of eight counts of selling a firearm to a felon and eight counts of illegally distributing marijuana, the release states.



 
 

Saddam's memoirs 


Saddam Hussein has decided to write his memoirs while he languishes in an Iraqi jail awaiting trial. This is gonna be a real bestseller, smart thinking of Saddam! With the money earned he can bribe himself out of prison. Any suggestions for a title?



 
 

Quit 


This is the solution for all the smokers in the world that really, really want to quit: a nicotine vaccine!

And according to the scientists it's also helping the cocaine sniffers to get off their addiction. Quiting and no need for cocaine in just 1 shot: great!



 
 

Newsweek wrong? 


How an article based on wrong facts can fire up the whole muslim world....Newsweek reported last week that U.S. interrogators desecrated copies of the Quran while questioning prisoners at the Guantanamo Bay. The result: protests all over the world resulting in more than 15 people killed. Newsweek is now admitting that the facts weren't so accurate after all; read here the full "excuse"-story in Newsweek.



 
 

Feet First 


The eco-friendly cemetery will bury the deceased vertically to save space and in bio degradable bags in a field to be used later as pasture.

Strange that these Aussies choose to the . It's down-under so you would expect a "Head First" approach. "..Bodies will be stored in a morgue in Melbourne and buried in batches of 12 to 15 in three-metre pre-drilled holes.." That's so nice; in Iraq they already have used this approach.....



 
 

Single again? 


Jennifer Wilbanks, 32, got cold feet this week. She was supposed to marry on saturday but she changed her mind. Instead of telling her fiancee John Mason that she would reply "No" on The question, she took a bus to New Mexico. There she called the police and told them that she was abducted. Will John ever marry Jennifer? Time will tell. It sure makes a good movie!



 
 

Skydiver Dies After Legs Severed in Midair 


A skydiving cinematographer was killed after his legs were severed in a midair collision with the airplane he had jumped from, authorities said.

Albert Wing III had already deployed his parachute Saturday when he struck the left wing of the DHC-6 Twin Otter propeller plane at about 600 feet, a witness on the ground told police.

Both of Wing's legs were severed at the knees, but he managed to maneuver his parachute and land near the DeLand Airport, about 40 miles north of Orlando, DeLand Police Cmdr. Randel Henderson said.



 
 

Muslim cleric: women incite men's lust with 'satanic dress' 


A Muslim sheik told followers at a public meeting in Bankstown that women who were raped had incited men's lust by dressing immodestly and only had themselves to blame.

Sydney-born Sheik Faiz Mohamad, 34, a former boxer who teaches at the Global Islamic Youth Centre in Liverpool, made the comments during a lecture for more than 1000 people at Bankstown Town Hall.

"Strapless, backless, sleeveless, nothing but satanic skirts, slit skirts, translucent blouses, miniskirts, tight jeans: all this to tease man and appeal to his carnal nature."



 
 

May 12, 2005

 

The Perfect Mistress 


Introducing the new mistress!



 
 

They're everywhere! 


They're everywhere! WOW!



 
 

Ride on 


This is one tough vehicle



 
 

Sexual Darwinism 


It's time to set the record straight. Like it or not, penis size matters to both men and women. Any woman who tells you otherwise is lying, and any man probably has a small member.

So how do you measure up?

According to the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University, which investigates sexual behavior and health, the white male's average penis size is 6.2 inches long and 3.7 inches around when erect. But when polled, most men say they believe the average erect penis measures 10 inches.

So it's not a surprise that in Playboy's survey of 20,000 men, 96 percent said they were "not satisfied with (their) current size."



 
 

Pakistan's first women fighter pilots 


The Pakistan Air Force (PAF) academy has been all-male for more than 55 years - but now it is going through major change.

Women are now allowed to enrol on its aerospace engineering and fighter pilot programmes and are doing rather well.

To the great surprise of many men, some of the female recruits will soon start flying jet-engine planes.

Male cadets are having to come to terms with the fact that masculinity itself is no longer a condition for reaching this prestigious institute.



 
 

May 11, 2005

 

Slave cabin 


A forgotten slave cabin has been (re-)found in Maryland. It's a piece of history that a lot of americans does (not) want to remember? However, the slave cabin will be restored and will become a historic reminder of the slavery. Nice detail is that the surroundings of this slave cabin will be a neighborhood of million-dollar homes, most of which will probably be owned by African-Americans!



 
 

Caption This! 





 
 

Woman hits a cop and then freaks out 


I love it when stupid people do stupid things and then freak out at the consequences.



 
 

Naked Couple having Sex While Driving Crash Car 


How bizarre a Romanian couple were involved in a serious car accident after trying to have sex while driving.

The pair - who have not been named - admitted that they were having "a hell of a time" when their vehicle collided with an oncoming car.



 
 

What now? 





 
 

May 10, 2005

 

Alana Dante 


Alana Dante, the belgian singer, is back with another private movie. I've never heard a song by her. I wonder why she is even known as a singer? Maybe she's switchins careers now!



 
 

Demonstrators go topless to protest safety of clothing 


A topless protest in Chicago was a THONG thing.

A group calling itself Topless Humans Organized for Natural Genetics, or THONG, gave shoppers an eyeful over the weekend. They stripped to their skivvies as the protesters questioned the safety of clothing that's chemically treated to resist stains and wrinkling.



 
 

Sex, Sinatra and the women who fell for him 


Frank Sinatra was famously well-endowed and a voracious womaniser. A new biography details his string of lovers.

Nancy Venturi, barely into her teens, was one of those who fell. “He had sex on the brain,” she recalled. “He would make love to anyone who came along . . . There was something unusually intensive about his lovemaking. At least it was with me.” She remembered Frank’s seduction technique, his sexually direct lines. Other guys, she thought, “didn’t talk like that back then”.

Venturi contributed to the legend that Sinatra was hugely well endowed sexually. “There’s only ten pounds of Frank, but there’s 110 pounds of cock,” Ava Gardner once told a British diplomat at a social function.



 
 

£400 film in the frame for a prize at Cannes 


A former office temp who never went to film school has had his film shortlisted for a prize at Cannes.

Ben Crowe, 27, spent £400 making The Man who Met Himself, the story of a private detective investigating a mysterious suicide.

His brother Daniel, 29, who has never appeared on screen before, stars in the film, which was shot in central London.

The Man Who Met Himself is the only British entry to be selected in the short film category at the annual film festival in France.



 
 

2,000 brave cold for nude art 


Almost 2,000 people braved frigid weather early Saturday but didn't get cold feet when they all went naked in the center of gothic Bruges in an art "happening" organized by photographer Spencer Tunick.

With temperatures closing in on freezing, winds lashing the turrets of the city and rain putting a shine on the ancient cobblestones, 1,950 people shed their clothes at dawn, with many posing in a street close to the medieval Belfry or touring the canals on boats.



 
 

Sex researchers shed light on unpopular sex acts 


From bondage to "breath play" and zoophilia, it's not easy keeping up with society's fast-developing sexual trends.

That's why some of North America's top sexologists are hunkered down with academics and therapists at a Fisherman's Wharf hotel this weekend: to swap findings about everything from teens with underwear fetishes to transgender couples.

"These couples have problems that I didn't know how to deal with," said Olga Perez Stable Cox, president of the Western US region of the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality. "You have to understand the culture, otherwise you're an outsider, and you don't get it."



 
 

Times must be getting hard for Pamela Anderson on the boyfriend front. The busty sex symbol has said she's struggling to find someone to father her next child, revealing, "I think I'll have to find a good sperm donor."

The Baywatch babe, who is currently 37, is desperate to have another baby before she hits the big 40. Pamela, who already has two children from her troubled marriage with rocker Tommy Lee, wants to add to her brood with a third kiddie. But having recently broken up with fiance Kid Rock she's worried her options are becoming limited.



 
 

Stoned On E-mail 


Using e-mail and other messaging technologies excessively can lower your IQ as much as if you smoked some weed, according to recent research sponsored by Hewlett-Packard.

According to researchers at the University of London Institute of Psychiatry, there's a serious "Info-Mania" problem among British workers, who are so addicted to constantly checking e-mail and text messages during meetings, in the evening, and on weekends that their IQs fall by 10 points.



 
 

May 09, 2005

 

The assault on software giant Microsoft 


The next two years will be crucial for software giant Microsoft. Under attack on numerous fronts, it could falter - or it could fight back to become even more dominant.

In the first of two reports, we examine the challenges facing Microsoft.



 
 

MILF Hotline 


Are you alone tonight? Why dont you try dating a MILF? Just call the MILF Hotline and see what you can get there. Isn't she a real, hot MILF? She is not a wannabee MILF; it's the real stuff....



 
 

Eight Signs Your Job is Doomed 


Have you been feeling uneasy at work lately? Is your sixth sense telling you that there is some impending doom related to your job? Are co-workers avoiding you or whispering when you walk by? Follow your hunches and watch for these eight signs to determine if your days at work are numbered.

  1. You've been cut out of the loop
  2. You are losing responsibilities
  3. Your job title has been changed, and it's not an upward move
  4. Times are tough at your company
  5. You are suddenly being micro-managed
  6. You have received one or more negative reviews
  7. e company is "reorganizing"
  8. You just haven't been performing



 
 

May 04, 2005

 

Caption This! 





 
 

Don't look down, 'cause its gonne be a ... surprise



 
 

Brutal Babe 


Then she kicked me..



 
 

WoW 


Find a date in...



 
 

Changing Clothes



 
 

Damn Nigga! 





 
 

The Olsen's have turned out real fine! 





 
 

Do you know what this pic is for? 





 
 

Noob Biker 


Newbie on a bike



 
 

VS: Airport 


Airport



 
 

VS 


Victoria's Secret



 
 

ACME 


ACME is a worldwide leader of many manufactured goods. From its humble beginnings providing corks and flypaper to bug collectors ("Buddy's Bug Hunt/1935") to its heyday in the American Southwest supplying a certain coyote, from Ultimatum Dispatchers to Batman outfits, ACME has set the standard for excellence.



 
 

Sister Dance 


What kind of life are you going to have when you exactly know how to follow your big sisters dance routines?



 
 

Take A Break 


When you are working hard, you deserve a break every now and then. It doesn't matter if you work at Microsoft in Redmont, as a broker on Wall Street in New York, at the Loading Docks in the Rotterdam harbor in the Netherlands, or in the Nike factory in Malaysia.



 
 

Pupil raped new teacher 


A rapist aged 15 brutally attacked a teacher on only her second day at a boys’ school, a court heard yesterday.

The burly pupil bit and head-butted her during a frenzied 12-minute assault. But he was trapped because the 28-year-old woman had the presence of mind to keep DNA evidence he left behind.

The teacher desperately threw furniture at the youth but he overpowered her, slapping, butting and threatening to kill her.

He bit her chest and forced her to perform oral sex — which has been classified as rape since a change in the law in 2003.



 
 

Bananafun 


This is an internet classis. a girl having fun with her banana. It has become a classic because this wasn't a professional photoshoot, this was her pleasing her boyfriend in her own room.



 
 

J-Lo's Ass 


Just walk up, pull up the dress and take a look at J-Lo's ass




 
 

Freaky Guitar 


Okay, the instrument will not make you a hero like Eddie van Halen or Jimi Hendrix, but it will give you attention. But what kind of music would you like to play on this guitar.



 
 

May 03, 2005

 

Studying embarassing situations 


A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at
the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over
to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you
for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep
with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he
slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."


To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"



 
 

New 15-Pound Burger 


The burger war is growing. Literally. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, which lost its crown as the home of the world's biggest burger earlier this year, is now offering a new burger that weighs a whopping 15 pounds.

Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers — and a bun.

It costs $30.



 
 

Wave Clouds 


These pics are all about the Morning Glory phenomonen (wave clouds). I've never heard of it but the pics are beautiful.



 
 

Secret! 


Tony Blair finally caved in today and published the full legal advice he took on invading Iraq.

If you interested: the document (top secret of course at that time) can be downloaded here. If you do not want to read the whole 13 pages, here is a little abstract of this document.



 
 

Secret! 


Tony Blair finally caved in today and published the full legal advice he took on invading Iraq.

If you interested: the document (top secret of course at that time) can be downloaded here. If you do not want to read the whole 13 pages, here is a little abstract of this document.



 
 

Weird Law! 


I never knew that it's illegal to enter Wisconsin with a chicken on your head. I don't know why but it is!



 
 

Paris Hilton banned Carl's Jr. commercial 


Paris Hilton has shot a commercial for Carl's Jr. that may never be aired due to its "pornographic" nature. Since when did anybody think they could put Paris Hilton in front of a camera and have it not turn out pornographic?



 
 

Cut Costs 


After 9/11 airlines have had money problems. Until now they raised the prices for flights, but that wasn't enough. From now on they need their staff to throw in a little as well. Will this fill up the planes?



 
 

Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast (it's a devilish 616) 


A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616.



 
 

May 02, 2005

 

Pray for what you believe in 





 
 

Say Cheese! 





 
 

Stupid girl parking car 


That is the title of the movie and it is the only title that fits for this stupid girl trying to park her car in a space where she can fit almost three cars!



 
 

Correct form of a dress for bar staff: very short 


She posed in a bikini for a men's magazine and, like many women, wore a miniskirt socially. But what gaming room attendant Susie Zhang did in her private life ended up being used against her in an Australian court.

Ms Zhang had complained that her employer had no right to ask her to wear a miniskirt at work, but Federal Magistrate Rolf Driver found against her.

However, in dismissing the sexual harassment and sex discrimination claim, the magistrate has reignited a debate about women's attire.



 
 

Ban Comic Sans 


In 1995 Microsoft released the font Comic Sans originally designed for comic book style talk bubbles containing informational help text. Since that time the typeface has been used in countless contexts from restaurant signage to college exams to medical information. These widespread abuses of printed type threaten to erode the very foundations upon which centuries of typographic history are built.

While we recognize the font may be appropriate in a few specific instances, our position is that the only effective means of ending this epidemic of abuse is to completely ban Comic Sans.



 
 

Woman jailed for raping man 


A 23-year-old Norwegian woman was sentenced to nine months in prison yesterday after she was convicted of raping a man.

According to court testimony, the January 2004 sexual assault took place when the 31-year-old man, whose name was withheld, fell asleep on a couch in the apartment the woman shared with her boyfriend.

He testified that he had woken up because the woman was performing oral sex on him. She at first denied it, but later changed her story, admitting sexual contact but claiming it was consensual.



 
 

Push play to continue 





 
 

Condoleezza Rice changed terrorism report 


A state department report which showed an increase in terrorism incidents around the world in 2004 was altered to strip it of its pessimistic statistics, it emerged yesterday.
The country-by-country report, Patterns of Global Terrorism, has come out every year since 1986, accompanied by statistical tables.

This year's edition showed a big increase, from 172 significant terrorist attacks in 2003 to 655 in 2004.

Much of the increase took place in Iraq, contradicting recent Pentagon claims that the insurgency there is waning. Condoleezza Rice, the secretary of state, ordered the report to be withdrawn and a new one issued minus the statistics.



 
 

Osama's niece weeps: "I love U.S." 


Wafah Bin Ladin, who bears that terrifying last name, albeit with a different spelling, came to my home. Long hair, skinny jeans, Yankees cap, no makeup, looking like any 25-year-old New York wannabe singer making showbiz rounds. But so drained, she could barely sip her glass of water.

"It is all so tough for me . . . I just cannot be afraid anymore," said Osama bin Laden's niece, tears streaming down her beautiful face.



 
 

I will do the things your wife won't 


A man caught his wife working as a high-class hooker after he saw her advert in a newspaperWhen he called her up, she said: 'What can I do for you, big boy? I will do the things your wife won't.'

Distraught Uwe Peters shouted down the phone: 'But you are my wife, you tart.'

It was the end of a five-year marriage which, up until then, he described as 'perfect'. Ina Peters, 35, left her home and Uwe, 42, every morning for five years dressed in a sober business suit.

He thought she was the executive secretary at a major cable company in Leipzig, Germany. But minutes later, she was at her secret flat changing into French knickers, stockings and thigh-length boots.



 
 

Mardi Gras 


I wonder if I would have more fun with Mardi Gras if Lindsey Vuolo, Sandra Hubby were there as well?



 
 

To many in the Old Northeast neighborhood where Sarah Slicker lived and babysat, she was a Mary Poppins-like figure with a brilliant smile, bubbly disposition and a natural ability with children.

So when a Snell Isle family that attends First United Methodist was looking for a nanny, a church employee recommended Slicker.

The arrangement lasted for three months until the day in January 2004 when Slicker made a life-changing mistake.

She was fast-forwarding through a James Bond movie, Die Another Day, when a sex scene appeared. The 4-year-old boy in her care demanded she take off her clothes. Slicker complied, and let him touch her.



 
 

A condom with a kick 


A condom with a kick that promotes safe sex will soon be on sale in Britain. The contraceptive, to be included in the Durex range, contains a chemical that stimulates an erection.

By maintaining a man's performance throughout sexual intercourse, it is designed to prevent unwanted accidents.

It may also help men who find love-making with a condom a flop, and are therefore less willing to practise safe sex.



 
 

The Best Lesbian Scene 


In a recent poll of Uncle Scoopy's Fun House readers, we went looking for... The Best Lesbian Scene

The Requirements: For this poll we were looking at A-list only lesbian lovin'. Mainstream movies only, no skinemax or adult stuff.




 
 

Sex makes women sprinters faster 


Women sprinters who have sex before competing generally perform better but men should avoid amorous exploits before taking to the track, the trainer of Germany’s men’s sprinting team said on Friday.

“With women, it’s not true that sex before competitions has negative effects. On the contrary, we have scientific evidence that women who have sex shortly before competing run better. It boosts performance,” Uwe Hakus told Germany’s Fit for Fun magazine.

So what does that tell us about Florence Griffith Joyner, besides that she died a couple of years ago?



 
 

Where did they get that name? 


Everyone knows that David Bowie got his name from a Tin Machine song, and that Queen got their name from Freddy's prediction that one day Brian May would play to *the* Queen from the roof of Buckingham palace - but what about other bands. Do you know about Spagna? About psychedielia's The Umbilical Chord? About Whipsnade, the animal Portishead? Do you?

I shall hereby challenge your pop knowledge with a quiz. I shall ask you where ten bands got their name from and then let you know how well you did...



 
 

Trans-Atlantic MagLev 


The idea is as wondrous as it is audacious: Get on a train at New York City's Penn Station and hit Paris, London or Brussels just an hour later. "From an engineering point of view there are no serious stumbling blocks," says Ernst Frankel, retired professor of ocean engineering at MIT.

What: Submerged OCEANIC tunnel and supersonic train
Where: New York – London
Cost: $88 billion – $175 billion
Crux: Neutrally buoyant vacuum tunnel submerged 150 to 300 feet beneath the Atlantic’s surface and anchored to the seafloor, through which zips a magnetically levitated train at up to 4,000 mph.



 
 

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