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December 31, 2004

 

A New Year Wish For You 


Another year unfolds.
New paths we have to tread.
We wonder what life holds
In the, brand new, year ahead.

My special wish for you
Is a blessing, from God above,
To make this your happiest year;
Filled with joy and peace, and love.


~ Mordant Wit





 
 

Asian Tsunami 


The Asian Tsunami has been one of the greatest tragedies. With the death toll on the increase it is evident how severe it was. Just to show you the powers of nature.

The destruction after the storm



 
 

Urban Climbing: The French dude known as Spiderman



 
 

Fucked up air drops



 
 

VWgina Paint Job



 
 

Looks like somebody had some fun here



 
 

Wiener wagon hotbed of sin

This could only happen in the US. Too Funny!



 
 

Invisible Camouflage



 
 

Miss Teen USA 2003 has grown up. And she has turned into a fine, naked woman!



 
 



 
 

Christina Aguilera in motion



 
 

Man Travels With Severed Foot in Bumper 


A 23-year-old British driver turned himself in to police after finding a severed foot wedged in his bumper of his Volvo.

Prosecutors said Peter Dearing drove two miles with the body part of biker Richard Sholl and allegedly called police after he made the grisly find and realized his license plate had been detached, reported the Sun Monday.

But I don't see a Volvo in the picture!!



 
 

December 30, 2004

 

The FIFA have added a new country allowed to play in the preliminaries for the World Cup in Germany in 2006. India is the country and they think they can have a shot at the title. I think not.



 
 

Pi Music 


This experiment attempts to convert the first 10,000 digits of pi into a musical sequence.

Select ten notes and your corresponding selection translates into an integer. The first note you select will equal "1", the second will equal "2", and so on. As your computer cycles through the digits of pi, the corresponding note will "play".



 
 

Best Videos of 2004 


Rolling Stone magazine has published their view of the best videos of 2004. Let me tell you this, Rolling Stone has lost it......that number one.....



 
 

Rumsfeld says Flight 93 was "shot down" 


In either a gargantuan slip of the tongue or a momentous gaffe departing from the Bush Administration-approved timeline, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld told troops in Iraq that the Sept. 11 flight over Pennsylvania was "shot down", Raw Story has discovered.

The quote was found in CNN's transcript of a video of the Secretary's visit to Camp Victory in Baghdad. The audio is available from National Public Radio

Rumsfeld appears to suggest that terrorists shot down Flight 93, the flight immortalized with the possibly inaccurate “let’s roll” tale in which passengers struggled to retake the plane, driving it into the ground.

Others, however, who have long taken issue with the events as reported, believe the United States shot down the airliner. No doubt Rumsfeld's remarks will fuel a new controversy among those who find serious flaws in the historical timeline.



 
 

Zeppelin classic tops rock poll 


Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven has been voted the best rock song of all time by listeners to digital radio station Planet Rock.

The 1971 track took more than 70% of the vote in the poll, conducted on the station's website.

Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple and Black Sabbath's Paranoid completed the top five.


Top Ten Rock Tracks

1) Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
2) Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
3) Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
4) Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
5) Paranoid - Black Sabbath
6) Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
7) Hotel California - The Eagles
8) Rock and Roll - Led Zeppelin
9) Highway to Hell - AC/DC
10) All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix Experience




 
 

Get your ass back to work! 


A man who drank himself into a coma and lay near death in a hospital bed suddenly woke up after hearing that his boss had commanded, "Get your ass back to work!"

Bill DiPasquale's miracle recovery stunned his family and friends, who were positive he was a goner.



 
 

Am I A Freak?

The BBC is devoting a part of their webspace to educating teens. Here they are explaining girls about those funny flaps.



 
 

December 22, 2004

 

Between You and God 


People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you. Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight. Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow. Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough. Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the end, it is between you and God; it was never between you and them anyway.

~ Mother Teresa




 
 

World's Greatest Lover 


What does it take to become the world's greatest lover? You have to make
sure you surprise your girlfriend when she's really hot.



 
 

December 14, 2004

 

Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand--
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep--while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?



thanx Ruftaj



 
 

December 10, 2004

 

An advice for women all over the world: leave your man alone when he's watching football!



 
 

Town: Amersfoort in the Netherlands
Date: Wednesday 8th December 2004
Temp: 6 degrees celsius



 
 

December 09, 2004

 

The Irish... 






 
 

What happened? 






 
 

December 08, 2004

 

koi pathar se na maro mere deewane ko
koi pathar se na maro mere deewane ko
Newclear power ka zamna hay
bomb se ura dalo sale ko ;)


thanx to Saba "Hottie" Auntie



 
 

December 07, 2004

 

For all you guys who have no idea what to do when you have a woman in bed.



 
 

Cheesiest Film Lines

Leonardo DiCaprio wins with "I'm the king of the world!" in the film Titanic!!


Atleast he came first on some list other than teenage girls' fantasy lists!



 
 

Every time you hear any of U2's songs, you can be assured that it has some deeper meaning. A song that, at the first time, sounds like an lovesong, doesn't need to be about love. The problem is that the meaning isn't always obvious.



 
 

Looters lift crime to a whole new level... 


A subway station in southern China has been forced to delay its opening after an armed gang broke in and stole the escalator, a news report said on Saturday.

A gang of 24 men held up builders and looted the construction site at Gouwugongyuan station in Shenzhen, stealing an entire escalator and six steel pillars.

Terrified security guards stood by as the robbers went back and forth, carrying materials to trucks waiting outside, the South China Morning Post reported.



 
 

Almost half of the adult British population have never heard of Auschwitz, a major new survey reveals today.

And among women and people under 35 the figure rises to 60 per cent. The shocking new statistics are the results of research commissioned over three years by the BBC.

They form part of a new TV series made to mark the 60th anniversary of the liberation of the camp. Auschwitz: The Nazis And The Final Solution is today unveiled as the centrepiece of BBC2's new winter season and is written by Bafta-award-winning producer Laurence Rees.


And they claim to be a nation at the peak of their learning! hHAHAhaha



 
 



 
 

A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his johnson on the counter.

"Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop!" the shocked girl shouts.

"I know", he replies. "I'd like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this."



 
 

When you are a fighter pilot you have the chance to see everything from above. So where do you fly on a hot sunny day in the summer? Near the ebach of course, so you have the chance to look at women in bikinis. And when you see someone you really like, what do you do? You want to get your plane down as quickly as possible.



 
 

Close-to-complete ideology and religion shit list. Please don't be offended...



 
 

December 03, 2004

 

Q: What did the milk say to the other milk?
A: Wazzup doodh!!!



 
 

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