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May 18, 2005

Disney: "Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Are Too Big"
Disney executives - all too eager to churn out the family hit of the year, it would seem - are allegedly distraught at the size of the ubiquitous starlets, ahem, chestal region. Obviously completely unaware of the concept of 'something for the dads', the assembled suits have come to the conclusion that 'Lindsay's breasts were too big and some necklines were too low'. Scrabbling together a few coppers from the petty cash jar, they've now gone ahead and 'spent millions of dollars on CGI effects to raise her necklines and lower her cup size.' # posted by masquerader @ 19:02 ::

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