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March 20, 2005

 

My goal is to be the best damned Pope there ever was. I want to bring the “fun,” “mental,” and “dog” back to fundamentalist dogma. I want everyone to see that there’s more to Catholicism than firing a heretic out of a canonization. I want to make Vaticant City the biggest non-stop 24/7 party scene on God’s glorious and most excellent earth. I want to convert the heathens and pagans – or at least dance naked with them. I want to spread God’s word like I spread Hellmann’s Mayonnaise on Wonder Bread. I want to wear the hat and funky robes. And much like the lyrics from that old Cheap Trick song, “I want you to want me.”

Oh, and I’m also currently unemployed and could use the work.

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