mordant wit

Due to continued domestic turmoil, the government's control will be reduced to the Punjabi heartland and the economic hub of Karachi.

NEW DELHI, PTI:

Pakistan will be a "failed" state by 2015 as it would be affected by civil war, complete Talibanisation and struggle for control of its nuclear weapons, premier US intelligence agencies have said in an assessment report.

Forecasting a "Yugoslavia-like fate" for Pakistan, the US National Intelligence Council (NIC) and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) in a jointly prepared Global Futures Assessment Report have said "by year 2015 Pakistan would be a failed state, ripe with civil war, bloodshed, inter-provincial rivalries and a struggle for control of its nuclear weapons and complete Talibanisation."

"Pakistan will not recover easily from decades of political and economic mismanagement, divisive policies, lawlessness, corruption and ethnic friction," said the report quoted by former Pakistan High Commissioner to United Kingdom Wajid Shamsul Hasan in an article in the South Asia Tribune.

Titled 'Will Pakistan Army invade Balochistan as per the NIC-CIA Plan,' the former senior diplomat said "in the context of Balochistan, one would like to refer to the 2015 NIC report. It forecast a Yugoslavia-like fate for Pakistan.

"The military operation that has been put in motion there would further distance the Baloch people from rest of the country. That perhaps is the (NIC-CIA) Plan," Mr Hasan said. "Nascent democratic reforms will produce little change," he added.

Grim forecast. Don't know where it came from. I got it in my email.

Did New York Orchestrate The Asian Tsunami?

With Afghanistan and Iraq already lost, the Wall Street bankers were all desperately looking for other ways to control our world, when suddenly and very conveniently, the Sumatran Trench exploded. Trick or Treat?

Asia Tsunami Proved Biggest War Crime in History

While the western media desperately tries to deflects public interest with ever-increasing Richter figures now up to an hysterical 9.3, the BBC, HMS Scott and others inadvertently prove conclusively that the horrific event of 26 December 2004 was the biggest single war crime in recorded history.

An excerpt from the articles:

Despite having a huge number of tsunami victims in its own State of Tamil Nadu, India completely converted the survey ship INS Nirupak into a 50-bed floating hospital in less than 72 hours, then sent it unarmed to help the desperate people of Aceh in Indonesia. . By direct comparison, America sent combat ships and armed Marines. The US Navy has two 1,000 bed hospital ships, the 'Comfort' and the 'Mercy', but neither one was dispatched. Though the USNS Comfort was deployed to New York when 3,000 Americans died in September 2001, this current lack of action sends a strong signal that 150,000 (mostly Muslim) dead in South East Asia, and half a million injured, are of no concern whatever to the power brokers in New York.

A Pakistan village council has punished a 20-year-old man for adultery by ordering the betrothal of his two-year-old niece to the husband of the woman with whom he had the alleged affair, police said on Monday.

Tribal elders meeting last week also ordered Mohammed Akmal to pay a 230,000-rupee fine to the woman's husband, who has since divorced his wife.

Police said that the council in Kacha Chohan village, about 350 kilometres west of Punjab province's major city of Multan, decreed that the two-year-old girl would be married to Mohammed Altaf when she turns 18.


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That really doesn't teach the guy a lesson now does it. If adultery is supposed to be wrong and is supposed to be punished, it seems that the niece is the one who is being punished for having an adulterous uncle. What madness is this?

So this is what happens when you title an album How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb.

U2's Bono, whose trophy case is packed with Grammys and even a Golden Globe, is up for another award that may render all the rest quaint: the Nobel Peace Prize.

The rocker, who in his spare time champions Third World debt relief, AIDS awareness and increased action in Sudan's troubled Darfur region, is one of the 166 nominees for this year's honor.

An Indian bride invited volunteers from the audience after her groom deserted her at the last minute.

One man stepped forward and the couple were married within minutes, reports the Hindustan Times.

A US strip club has found an artful way to prance past a city law that prohibits full nudity.

On what it calls Art Club Nights, the Erotic City strip club in Boise, Idaho charges customers $19 for a sketch pad, pencil, and a chance to see completely naked women dancers.

"We have a lot of people drawing some very good pictures," said Erotic City owner Chris Teague, who has posted many of the drawings around the club.

When Tux the penguin was introduced as the Linux mascot, Linus Torvald said he didn’t want the OS to be associated with “a randy penguin.” We think it’s time to loosen up and let the little guy have some fun.

Tux and his female friend Lux are here to show you how to fsck, open source style. These positions are designed for smoothness and stability. Whether you like twiddling your bits or dangling your dongle, there’s something here to add to your sexual skillset.

OK. So I'm in love! The statistics you say? Well it's not 36-24-38. It's something like 3197-4.3-490-4-196. Confusing? Let me explain.

The weight is 3197 lbs. The 4.3 liter naturally aspirated engine generates 490 HP @ 8500 RPM takes it from 0-60 in 4 seconds to a top speed of 196 mph (315 kmph).

And it's called the Ferrari F430. With a sequential manual transmission it replaces the 360 Modena which comes at a pricetag of $177,000 so we can expect around a 5%-7% increase in the price since it comes 70% new content.

Go Daddy Go!!! If the censors will let ya

From : faiza hussain <********@hotmail.com>
Sent : Tuesday, February 15, 2005 6:23 AM
To : ******@hotmail.com
Subject : freidship/moral support

Respected Friend,

My name is Faiza, a graduate female of 25 years old. I live in Sialkot and work in an Export Firm. I was nineteen years old when my mother died with heart attack. My father remarried an aged woman. She is very unkind. Because of the rough attitude from my stepmother, I am living a difficult life. I need changes. I am contacting you with a request to rid me of the difficult circumstances. I want someone who can give me love and care. Please help me and if possible call me on my mobile # 0300*******. I hope you will understand my position. Please do not tell anybody about this mail.

May God guide us all.

Faiza

aww... how sweet and such an inviting offer!!!

Love is blindness, I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night around me?
Oh, my heart, love is blindness.

In a parked car, in a crowded street
You see your love made complete.
Thread is ripping, the knot is slipping
Love is blindness.

Love is clockworks and cold steel
Fingers too numb to feel.
Squeeze the handle, blow out the candle
Love is blindness.

Love is blindness, I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night around me?
Oh, my love,
Blindness.

A little death without mourning
No call and no warning
Baby, a dangerous idea
That almost makes sense.

Love is drowning in a deep well
All the secrets, and no one to tell.
Take the money, honey...
Blindness.

Love is blindness, I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night around me?
Oh, my love,
Blindness.

Last night I saw this one on television. They said the commercial for her perfume is banned in the U.K. It can only be shown after 9.30 PM. It makes me wonder who are the ones that decided that this Britney commercial is to raunchy to show before that time....

Every February, across the country, candy, flowers, and gifts are exchanged between loved ones, all in the name of St. Valentine. But who is this mysterious saint and why do we celebrate this holiday? The history of Valentine's Day - and its patron saint - is shrouded in mystery. But we do know that February has long been a month of romance. St. Valentine's Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition. So, who was Saint Valentine and how did he become associated with this ancient rite? Today, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred.

Here's one of her rare appearances on national radio. She did an interview on...uhmm...yeah...intervi...did she say anything? I can't remember... When will she do a live television interview?

You probably know I took some time off last week to take part in the celebrations of carnaval. Here are a lot of pictures of what carnaval was all about. It's a collage of Carnaval 2005.



Important Note: this was not our carnaval, sadly enough. It's way too cold out here in February to walk around the streets half-naked....

Women with low libido can heat up their sex lives with the push of a spray can nozzle, say researchers at Australia's Monash University. A unique testosterone spray, developed by Melbourne-based company Acrux, significantly improved younger women's sexual enjoyment and satisfaction, according to the results of clinical trials.

The spray, which was tested on 261 premenopausal women across Australia who had low libido and testosterone levels, delivers testosterone and a substance to ensure the hormone is held in the skin and absorbed over 24 hours -- similar to the way sunscreen remains on the skin.

I have two Zippo lighters. I like them both and they have a special meaning to me, which I do not need to explain over here, I think. I have browsed galleries of Zippos and I know there are thousands of models, but here is a model I have not seen before. It looks like a typical Japanese style Zippo. Who, besides people from the Land of the Rising Sun, would attach their Zippos to the side of their head? I know I wouldn't...

As impressive as your skills may look, please stop pretending you are Tom Cruise! Once you give me a beer you can get back to your tricks.

Interested in the blogging scene? Confused how to go about setting up your very own blog? Follow these fifty-one easy steps and you'll be a l33t blogger in no time!

The IRS offers no points for originality, but you can't blame taxpayers for trying. They're writing off criminal acts, their pets and even their televisions.

Did you hear the one about the ostrich? The sperm donor? The dog food? They're just three of the more ingenious tax deductions that creative Americans have devised over the years to counterpunch the tax collector.

Stadiums will be packed for years and years to come, if teams in the Premiership can get players to score goals like this one.

Martin Mubanga went on holiday to Zambia, but ended up spending 33 months in Guantanamo Bay, some of the time in the feared Camp Echo. Free at last and still protesting his innocence, he tells the full story to David Rose.

To make the Super Bowl interesting for everyone outside the U.S. they did have the Lingerie Bowl once again. Here are the line ups.

To make the Super Bowl interesting for everyone outside the U.S. they did have the Lingerie Bowl once again. Here are the line ups.

The sharp and open
Leave me alone
And sleeping less every night
As the days become heavier and weighted
Waiting
In the cold light
A noise
A scream tears my clothes as the figurines tighten
With spiders inside them
And dust on the lips of a vision of hell
I laughed in the mirror for the first time in a year

A hundred other words blind me with your purity
Like an old painted doll in the throes of dance
I think about tomorrow
Please let me sleep
As I slip down the window
Freshly squashed fly
You mean nothing
You mean nothing


I can lose myself in chinese art and american girls
All the time
Lose me in the dark
Please do it right
Run into the night
I will lose myself tomorrow
Crimson pain
My heart explodes
My memory in a fire
And someone will listen
At least for a short while

I can never say no to anyone but you

Too many secrets
Too many lies
Writhing with hatred
Too many secrets
Please make it good tonight
But the same image haunts me
In sequence
In despair of time

I will never be clean again
I touched her eyes
Pressed my stained face
I will never be clean again
Touched her eyes
Pressed my stained face
I will never be clean again
I will never be clean again
I will never be clean again
I will never be clean again

Forget takeout, eat a print-out

It is not quite the stuff of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but the fare coming out of Homaru Cantu's kitchen is just as bizarre. In Roald Dahl's famous children's book, chewing gum is made to taste like a three-course meal. Cantu, a cordon-bleu chef, has modified an ink-jet printer to create dishes made of edible paper that can taste like anything from birthday cake to sushi.

"You can make an ink-jet printer do just about anything," says Cantu, who is head chef at the Moto restaurant in Chicago, US, and a keen advocate of the high-tech kitchen. The printer's cartridges are loaded with fruit and vegetable concoctions instead of ink, and the paper tray contains edible sheets of soybean and potato starch. Cantu then prints out tasty versions of images he has downloaded from the web

The Edge Of Innovation

When I was told they put a viper engine in a bike ... I told them ... let the censor's kick in here ... but the main theme was, how can they put in a car engine in a bike?

So after a little searching I found out that there is a thing called "Tomahawk". Seeing is believing I guess.

HelloMoto - The Motorola Razr V3

By far the most interesting and amazin ad I've seen in a long time. This definitely is on my shopping list now.

The results after plotting the surah's and the ayats in them on a cartesian coordinate system. One just stops and wonders, then admits - the Quran sure is miraculous.

Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
any experience, your eyes have their silence:
in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,
or which I cannot touch because they are too near

Your slightest look easily will unclose me
though I have closed myself as fingers,
you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens
(touching skilfully, mysteriously) her first rose

Or if your wish be to close me, I and
my life will shut very beautifully, suddenly,
as when the heart of this flower imagines
the snow carefully everywhere descending;

Nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals
the power of your intense fragility: whose texture
compels me with the colour of its countries,
rendering death and forever with each breathing

(I do not know what it is about you that closes
and opens; only something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands

~ E. E. Cummings

This is a real funny ad!

Feminists... bring it on! B'coz I know this couldn't have done well with the women audience.

This has gotta hurt. This guy shows how sledding can NOT be fun!

I want to trip inside your head
Spend the day there…
To hear the things you haven’t said
And see what you might see

I want to hear you when you call
Do you feel anything at all?
I want to see your thoughts take shape
And walk right out

Freedom has a scent
Like the top of a new born baby’s head

The songs are in your eyes
I see them when you smile
I’ve seen enough I’m not giving up
On a miracle drug

Of science and the human heart
There is no limit
There is no failure here sweetheart
Just when you quit…

I am you and you are mine
Love makes nonsense of space
And time… will disappear
Love and logic keep us clear
Reason is on our side, love…

The songs are in your eyes
I see them when you smile
I’ve had enough of romantic love
I’d give it up, yeah, I’d give it up
For a miracle, a miracle drug, a miracle drug

God I need your help tonight

Beneath the noise
Below the din
I hear a voice
It’s whispering
In science and in medicine
I was a stranger
You took me in

The songs are in your eyes
I see them when you smile
I’ve had enough of romantic love
I’d give it up, yeah, I’d give it up
For a miracle, miracle drug

Miracle, miracle drug

40 mistakes men make while having sex with women.

She is looking over her shoulders, because she doesn't want anyone crashing into her back, not even gently. She's careful not to bump into anyone walking in front of her. She might hurt the person in front of her. But don't you think it would be fun to give her just a little push?

The new Mazda 3

The dog's finally found a car that bites back!

The old guys sure are ingenious

Plumbing Game!

12400! On the first try!

Oil and Wrestling. Need I say more?

RoboDump is a robot. Sort of. And it poops. Sort of. Forever. A horrible, never-ending bowel movement complete with straining grunts, horrific gas, splashes, and pee sounds.

The left channel speaker points up into the room (for the voice effects) and the right channel speaker points down into the toilet (for the business-end effects).

I snuck RoboDump into the men's room at the office. Unfortunately, today turned out to be the day of a board meeting. Whoops! It still went over well; the office was abuzz all morning with gossip about the guy in the bathroom. Several people theorized it was the CFO. The janitor commented to someone in the hallway that he wanted to clean the restroom but "this guy's been in there all morning."

This is really addictive. By clicking the balls you can start a chain-reaction. And if your chain-reaction is long enough you can get a Highscore. It's simple and addictive!

The Grid Game.

I got 1210! In the third go! Let's see how well you do!

In the GigaPxl project photos are taken with a (surprise!) gigapixel camera.

The great thing about megapixel pics is that you can zoom in digitally without the picture becoming blurry. Take a look at this pic taken at the Balboa Park Reflecting Pool, San Diego, California USA OR Sixth Hole at Torrey Pines, North Course, California

Amazing song. I just can't remember who the artist is...somehow I got distracted.

Is that racing or synchronised drifting competition?

Pics from the old days.

"Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'"
~ Paul McCartney

The pic says it all... so I can't really ask anyone to "Caption This"!!!

Nicholas Negroponte, chairman and founder of MIT's Media Labs, says he is developing a laptop PC that will go on sale for less than $100 (£53).

He told the BBC World Service programme Go Digital he hoped it would become an education tool in developing countries.

He said one laptop per child could be " very important to the development of not just that child but now the whole family, village and neighbourhood".

He said the child could use the laptop like a text book.

He described the device as a stripped down laptop, which would run a Linux-based operating system.

"We have to get the display down to below $20, to do this we need to rear project the image rather than using an ordinary flat panel.

these gals want no more bush!
it's not what you think (or maybe it is, you perv!)
anyhow great clip!

Let's see... if you hook up the horn to the brakes... do you know what will happen?

The Sign Generator

take a look at this great Error Message Gallery!

and create one yourself here

who does the nicest one?

Man's Tribute To Woman

Lockheed Martin Corp. is celebrating its victory in a fierce competition to build the new fleet of presidential helicopters

"the president needs a more survivable helicopter while the nation engages in the global war on terrorism"

okay, $ 6.1 billion? for that money you'd buy an average small african country and this amount is spent to let george and his gang sit and fly comfortably?

wtf?

never allow someone near you with a camera when you're under hypnosis..

especially not when youre forced to fake an orgam

Hillary Duff was planning to have sex with some lucky bastard in a shop or later that day...How do we know? Simple: she is carrying a condom in her purse and someone noticed it! At least it will be safe sex.

OR

Hillary Duff is promoting safe sex to avoid all the unwanted teenage pregnancies!



Ummm.... I like the first version better! l0L!

With excuses to George Lucas....

A short time ago in a galaxy not so far, far away...

A rest home has been forced to close and the owners are expecting to get their brains sued out after 18 nurses, aides, assistants and orderlies got pregnant following a "Viagra party" for the facility's elderly patients!

"It was supposed to be a morale booster -- and now we're out of business," says Mary Stinson, a receptionist who lost her job when the owners of Merry Rest Retirement Home, in Los Angeles, announced they were shutting down under pressure from the State of California.

"I told them they were crazy to give those old goats all those pills, but did they listen to me? No!"

The party that was held in mid-August lasted as long as the erection drug held out, which, according to sources, was about four hours.

Although there were plenty of elderly women the old guys could have lured into the sack, they went instead for curvy young nurses and aides, many of whom, it is reported, were drunk.

A spokesman for Merry Rest confirmed in a prepared statement that 18 employees are now pregnant and that DNA testing to match them with the fathers is now under way.


Read it here

Amazing:

Detergent
eNzymes (meat tenderizer)
Alcohol

and voila! your own dna!

do try it at home

I want to be in the music industry! You can make lots of money, drive around in cool cars, have houses in the Carribean, the Cote d'Azur, London and the Netherlands. You get to be invited to all the cool parties and what's most important: every hot girl wants to spend the day or night with you. So yes, I want to be in the music entry.

Too bad I can't sing, I can't read music notes, I can't play the piano, don't know how to handdle a guitar and can't get a single note out of a trumpet. But all that couldn't get to me. I just know I was born an artist! Several options were deleted... I would never be in rock music, because I can't play a guitar, I would never be a concert pianist, since I can't play a piano.

Then I realized there was an option that was going to make me a millionair. It doesn't matter if you can write songs or play an instrument, just as long as you decide you want to make it big in R&B. I really hate arrenbee, but if it makes me famous, I will do arrenbee. Yes, I can honestly say that I am an artist!!!

Lindsay Lohan is going to the beach to get some rest, relax and to enjoy the sun. Instead, she had to go on the photo with everyone and also being shit at by some seagulls.....LOL. Watch Lindsay in her bikini on this movie.

A special undie for girls who love to date hackers...Figure out the right username/pword combination and you're in!

Here's the description for the undie on the site:

Girls, send a clear message to that special geek in your life with these boy short panties. Access is denied until the proper credentials have been supplied. You can never be too careful around those smooth-talking hackers and social engineers...

Alright... everything is fine... but where the fuck do these girls run into "smooth-talkin" hackers and social engineers????

So you wanna do a search for me in a real special way? You wanna do that in da bling bling style?

One of the most densely populated metropolitan areas in the world, Hong Kong has an overall density of nearly 6,700 people per square kilometer. The majority of its citizens live in flats in high-rise buildings. In Architecture of Density, Wolf investigates these vibrant city blocks, finding a mesmerizing abstraction in the buildings' facades.

The new wonder drug: Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

I don't know what is happening, and I'll be surprised if anyone can come up with an explanation of what is going on. What I know for sure is, it must've been painful!

Forget what Sisqo says... hear this out... or maybe you don't want their advice and think that Sisqo was cool when he sang the Thong Song!

For all those who hate the London Underground

Ebony Glanville from London wanted to be like Beyoncé. She really liked the star's hairstyle. She saved some money and went to a beautyshop. Now what went wrong?

If you want to create your own covers for the cd's you downloaded from the internet (yes...people still do that), you are often confronted with the fact that you do not have the right font to use on your booklet. Well, look no further, because I have found the resource you need. You can download all your rockfonts now and create amazing covers.

I find you very attractive... would you... ummmm... would you go to bed with me?

I think that the latest movie starring Rose McGowan must have sucked big-time. I have no idea what it was called, but if you're a really successful actress I think you wouldn't show up on the red carpet like this. I only hope she will do lots and lots more films that will go directly into dvd-stores....

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few
joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he
looks up and says "hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says "FFFF********KKK dude.......how much water
did you drink?!!"

I gotta learn those skills. Who needs to learn to parallel park?

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
~ Leonardo Da Vinci

Memory Game

You better check your memory with this!!!

Playing pranks on people can be funny. Here's one that's funny to, from one side at least: prank your garbageman.

Margalla Hills!!! Here I come!

There's hardly a square centimeter of nudity in this video for a catchy pop tune by Markus Nikolai, but we're certain there's a bunch of gently sadistic Brazilian wax fetishists out there getting off on.....the facial expressions of all those cute twentysomething girls with Australian British accents experiencing the skin-wrenching thrill of the wooden spatula for the first time.

The German welfare system is forcing out-of-work women to chose between taking jobs in the sex industry or losing their unemployment benefits.

All unemployed German women are potential prostititutes. Because of the legislation of brothels their owners can get new employees using the offical German jobcenters. So no unemployment anymore for the german females; they just have to use their basic, natural skills to earn a living. Isn't it a great country to live in?

30% Bigger.... but what?

Abdul is taking lessons how to handle a rifle. It seems Abdul is making his first shot, or has no talent at all.

This is actually funny if the idiots at Washington don't use it as a terrorist training video!!

Watching the weather on television isn't too entertaining, but it can be.... bring on the tourette weatherman!

A father who survived more than 200 heart attacks has paid tribute to the medics who saved his life.

Ex-soldier Steven Thomson, 36, suffers from a rare condition which makes his heart race at up to 350 beats a minute - five times faster than normal. The illness - arrhythmogenic right ventricular cardiomyopathy - can be so severe and unpredictable that some victims don't survive.

And yesterday, Steven said: 'I owe my life to the staff at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary. If it hadn't been for them, I wouldn't be here today.'Steven once suffered 76 heart attacks in three hours and his horrified family feared he wouldn't pull through.

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!

Now, think about it seriously, mister.

Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

This is fun, you'll read all of it, I just know.

Raffman of College Downtime had an interview with Paris Hilton. Below you can read the first questions....

[Raffman]Thanks so much for doing this interview with us, Paris. We really appreciate it.
[Paris]Where are all the camera television thingies? Like, um, ...
[Raffman]No, Paris, this is for a website called College Downtime. It's a huge college entertainment m-
[Paris]The Internet?
[Raffman]Yeah.
[Paris] ...
[Raffman]Um, you know, ... the Internet. You know how that um, uh ... tape, uh, you have, had, er, that was spread all over the place (that I'm making money off, you slut!) ...?
[Paris]What are you talking about?
[Raffman]Um, you know, the movie ... um, with like the ... and that guy ...
[Paris]Huh?
[Raffman]Oh, it's not important. Let's get down to business, shall we Paris?
[Paris]You're wierd, you know that? Business? I thought this was an interview.


Read it all here

"We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality"
~ Ayn Rand

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?

Way out in the water
See it swimmin'

I was swimmin' in the Carribean
Animals were hiding behind the rock
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me to me to me

Where is my mind?

Way out in the water
See it swimmin' ?

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah

Coming off the successful launch of its all-new 2005 Ford Mustang, Ford Motor Co. is preparing to show off the latest ragtop version of the legendary sports car.

Ford is scheduled to unveil the all-new 2005 Mustang convertible Wednesday at the Greater Los Angeles Auto Show and provide another glimpse at next week's media preview for the North American International Auto Show at Cobo Center.