mordant wit

I want to be in the music industry! You can make lots of money, drive around in cool cars, have houses in the Carribean, the Cote d'Azur, London and the Netherlands. You get to be invited to all the cool parties and what's most important: every hot girl wants to spend the day or night with you. So yes, I want to be in the music entry.

Too bad I can't sing, I can't read music notes, I can't play the piano, don't know how to handdle a guitar and can't get a single note out of a trumpet. But all that couldn't get to me. I just know I was born an artist! Several options were deleted... I would never be in rock music, because I can't play a guitar, I would never be a concert pianist, since I can't play a piano.

Then I realized there was an option that was going to make me a millionair. It doesn't matter if you can write songs or play an instrument, just as long as you decide you want to make it big in R&B. I really hate arrenbee, but if it makes me famous, I will do arrenbee. Yes, I can honestly say that I am an artist!!!