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This is fun, you'll read all of it, I just know.

Raffman of College Downtime had an interview with Paris Hilton. Below you can read the first questions....

[Raffman]Thanks so much for doing this interview with us, Paris. We really appreciate it.
[Paris]Where are all the camera television thingies? Like, um, ...
[Raffman]No, Paris, this is for a website called College Downtime. It's a huge college entertainment m-
[Paris]The Internet?
[Raffman]Yeah.
[Paris] ...
[Raffman]Um, you know, ... the Internet. You know how that um, uh ... tape, uh, you have, had, er, that was spread all over the place (that I'm making money off, you slut!) ...?
[Paris]What are you talking about?
[Raffman]Um, you know, the movie ... um, with like the ... and that guy ...
[Paris]Huh?
[Raffman]Oh, it's not important. Let's get down to business, shall we Paris?
[Paris]You're wierd, you know that? Business? I thought this was an interview.


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