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June 03, 2005

 

Sex bracelet sends out wrong message 


Sex bracelets are the new rage in high schools across America. Blue means you’re willing to kiss, Red means you’ll go all the way, and Green means you’ll give oral. This system is great for guys not wanting to expend the effort into working their way into a girls pants, as they know ahead of time who is putting out. But what happens when someone gets the wrong idea?

Sarah Hill wore a Green bracelet to school for a week in hopes of finding a guy to share her first kiss with, but instead was picked up by a chubby bull dyke wanting to cut her grass.



 
 
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