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September 08, 2004

 

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him:

"Daddy, what's S e x?"

"OK!"

He thinks...this day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about Sex from the streets.

He sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, SexualIntercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wetdreams.


Then she asks hims

"Daddy, what is 'A couple'?"

He carries on

A couple are the two people involved in sex, but this can be two males also, or two females which we call lesbians, and goes on to describe oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape, paedophilia, sex toys, etc...


The father finally asks

"So why did you want to know about 'a couple' and 'Sex'?

"Oh, mummy said lunch will be ready in a couple of secs..."



 
 
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